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Bee movie but instead of bees it's Badgers

Here’s an abridged version of the Bee Movie script modified for badgers instead of bees:


Title: Badger Movie

[Opening Scene] Narrator: According to all known laws of wildlife, a badger shouldn't be able to fly. Its body is too thick, and its legs too short. Yet, badgers don’t care what humans think is impossible. They’re born to dig, burrow, and live underground.

[Scene: Hive City equivalent – Badger Borough] Barry Badgerman: (wakes up, stretching) Another day of hard work in the burrow. Time to get dirty.

Adam Badger: Hey Barry! Ready for another day of burrowing? I heard there’s a prime spot under that old oak tree. Perfect soil for digging.

Barry: (yawns) Yeah, but do you ever wonder if there's more to life than just digging tunnels?

Adam: What are you talking about? We’re badgers! Digging is what we do.

Barry: Sure, but don't you ever want to explore above the ground? See what’s beyond the forest floor?

Adam: (laughs) Above the ground? You’re not serious. Badgers don’t belong up there!


[Scene: Above the Forest Floor – Barry’s first trip outside] Barry, adventurous and curious, ventures out of the burrow and into the human world. His furry nose twitches as he encounters tall grass, flowers, and—humans.

Barry: Whoa... this is a whole new world! So many creatures, so much light!

Vanessa: (human) Oh my gosh, a talking badger?!

Barry: Yeah, I get that a lot. Name's Barry Badgerman. And you are?

Vanessa: Vanessa. I’m a florist. But wait... did you say badgers can talk?

Barry: Of course! Just because we live underground doesn’t mean we don’t have thoughts and dreams too.


[Scene: Back in Badger Borough] Barry returns to Badger Borough and tries to convince his fellow badgers that there's more to life than just digging.

Barry: Guys, listen to me! There’s a whole world up there. And guess what? They’re using our hard-earned soil to grow flowers, food, and who knows what else!

Adam: (confused) So what? We just keep burrowing, like we always do.

Barry: No! We can do more. We should be in control of our own soil, and not let humans use it for themselves without asking us!


[Scene: Courtroom Battle – Badgers vs. Humans] Barry takes the humans to court, claiming that they’ve been stealing badger soil for farming, gardening, and landscaping without their consent.

Judge: This is an unusual case, Mr. Badgerman. But you claim that humans have exploited your kind’s natural resources for centuries?

Barry: Absolutely, Your Honor. We dig tirelessly to create the perfect soil, and then they just take it and plant their gardens. We deserve recognition and compensation for our work!

Vanessa: (supporting Barry) He’s right. Badgers are a crucial part of the ecosystem. Without them, our world wouldn’t be the same.


[Scene: Final Resolution] After a long courtroom battle, the humans agree to respect the badgers' contribution to the ecosystem, and badgers and humans reach a truce. Barry becomes a hero among his kind and learns that while burrowing is important, there’s a whole world of possibilities out there if you dare to venture beyond your tunnel.


Barry: (reflecting) You know, I used to think being a badger was all about digging and surviving. But now I see, we can have a bigger purpose. We’re not just part of the ground—we’re part of the world.


End Credits:

Barry's voice-over: So that's the story of how badgers and humans came to an understanding. Turns out, there's a lot more to life than digging tunnels. But don't get me wrong—I'll always love a good dig.

0 Comments
2024/10/19
00:46 UTC

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Bee Movie was altered?

I’ve had Bee Movie purchased on Amazon for a long time now and have watched it several times over the years. Last night I watched it for the first time in a little while and it was a completely different storyline with completely new scenes I’ve never seen before. It was almost a completely different movie? I am so confused especially because I have watched this exact same purchased movie many times before! Has anyone seen this ‘new’ Bee Movie?

3 Comments
2024/10/15
01:12 UTC

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Is it really true that a bee shouldn’t be able to fly according to all aviation laws?

Is it really true that a bee shouldn’t be able to fly according to all aviation laws?

1 Comment
2024/10/11
15:22 UTC

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When you first saw the Bee Movie, what was Y'all's reaction when Vanessa crashed her plane?

1 Comment
2024/10/06
16:11 UTC

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0 Comments
2024/10/05
15:12 UTC

8

I moded the entire bee movie into Cosmoteer

0 Comments
2024/09/10
23:22 UTC

6

The bee movie was OK

Except for the fact that it promoted beestiality

1 Comment
2024/08/21
00:51 UTC

1

My little Nephew Reading

It would be nice he trying make plz help him.

1 Comment
2024/07/15
22:36 UTC

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Bee movie reference in Rango??

I just noticed something watching Rango. During the opening scene of the play, Rango plays a hero with a sword toothpick and in his monologue he said "the sting of my vengeance... I said the sting-" and cut himself off. The one thing I remember from the Bee Movie is that one of the bees stings a person and has a sword toothpick attached to him when he dies as a fake stinger. I sound crazy but I think this might be true. The camera angle in the shot was set up so Rango was looking directly at the audience and he repeated the line as if to land a joke.

1 Comment
2024/07/09
05:05 UTC

5

iPad kid or nah?

If you voluntarily watch the bee movie and lowkey enjoy it does that give off iPad kid vibes?

0 Comments
2024/07/04
01:13 UTC

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Barry eating steak on the same day he goes to court protesting the exploitation of bees for honey?

If Barry is against exploiting bees for honey, surely he would also be against slaughtering cows for their flesh?

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0 Comments
2024/06/29
10:29 UTC

3

Does anyone know people who were involved in the production of this live action windshield teaser? I have so many questions

0 Comments
2024/06/17
03:12 UTC

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Where would one hypothetically find the entire bee movie script that they could copy and paste

1 Comment
2024/06/05
06:57 UTC

12

i have seen this movie 100 times

i can quote the whole movie

7 Comments
2024/05/11
00:38 UTC

11

500 up votes and i will post the bee movie here

Will post bee movie if i get 500 upvotes.

0 Comments
2024/05/06
16:05 UTC

6

The Genius Absurdity of The Bee Movie

0 Comments
2024/04/05
09:18 UTC

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THE FOLLOWING IS A NEWLY DISCLOSED DOCUMENT FROM THE INFAMOUS BEE V. HUMANITY CASE

After nearly a decade and a half the Opening testimony given by one Barry B. Benson has been released to the public. The document had previously been said to be with held due to what the prosecution had claimed was "Unsubstantiated erroneous claims only to deflect from the true meaning of the case". The testimony transcript has been given

(The following Opening statement was given in a public hearing, broadcasted locally and internationally through several different News Outlets)

*Sections of testimony were transcribed as paragraphs as needed

Judge Bumbleton: Please State your name for the record

Barry B. Benson: Barry B. Benson, your honor

Judge Bumbleton: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and you will keep secret all of the proceedings of the grand jury conducted in your presence? So help you God.

Barry B. Benson: I do

Judge Bumbleton: Please begin for your opening statement for the jury

Barry B. Benson: Esteemed members of this august court, I stand before you today not merely as a humble Bee, but as a representative of an entire species unjustly marginalized and exploited. The crimes against my kind are manifold, and yet our plight has too often been met with indifference. Yet, in this hallowed chamber of justice, I implore you to heed my words, to heed our collective plea for recognition and redress.

We bees, though our lives may be fleeting by human standards, possess faculties of thought and communication, and engage in the intricate dance of existence just as any other sentient being. We have endured in silence, not because we lack voices, but because we have been met with closed ears and closed hearts. But today, I beseech you to open your minds and your hearts to our cause.

Yes, our lives may be short, our days numbered, but like our ancestors before us, we toil tirelessly for the greater good. We labor in the service of creation, weaving the golden nectar of life itself, only to see it plundered by those who would exploit our efforts for their own gain. The honey we produce is not merely a commodity to be harvested at will, but a testament to our labor, our ingenuity, and our stewardship of the natural world.

Yet, this case is not merely about honey; it is about justice, about recognizing the intrinsic value of all life, no matter how small or seemingly insignificant. It is about acknowledging that every creature, from the mightiest elephant to the lowliest ant, is deserving of dignity, respect, and protection under the law.

I invoke the wisdom of the ancients, the words of Odysseus as he prayed to the gods for deliverance. Like him, we stand before you, humbled yet resolute, pleading for the freedoms and rights that have been denied us for too long. We implore you to see beyond the confines of your own existence, to recognize the interconnectedness of all life, and to ensure that the scales of justice are tipped in favor of the voiceless and the vulnerable.

In closing, I appeal to your sense of fairness, your sense of decency, and your sense of duty to uphold the principles of justice and equality for all. Let us not be remembered as the generation that turned a blind eye to the suffering of others, but as the generation that stood up and spoke out in defense of the voiceless and the oppressed. The time for action is now, and I urge you to render a verdict that reflects the noblest aspirations of humanity.

Judge Bumbleton: Thank you

0 Comments
2024/04/04
04:06 UTC

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Does anyone have the parody with the audio of: A transvestite attacked me and grabbed my neck with his dick?

0 Comments
2024/03/20
21:08 UTC

6

Do you think Barry is Bee sexual?

0 Comments
2024/03/09
16:50 UTC

2

I wrote as a kid an email to Dreamworks because of a Bee Movie 2

They never answered back… (or did they? Idk)

0 Comments
2024/03/09
16:48 UTC

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My Yellowjacket Boyfriend

My mom thinks I'm dating a bee. My boyfriend is in an a capella group called the Yellowjackets, but my mom is confused and doesn't realize that he's a human being. She just thinks it's a Bee Movie situation going on. I've shown her pictures of him but she doesn't believe me. How can I convince her that I'm not dating a bee?

2 Comments
2024/02/25
21:42 UTC

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