Plot: In the underwater town of Bikini Bottom, Patrick Star and Shrek are happily married, raising their unique family. They have a daughter, a half-starfish, half-ogre hybrid named Pearl, who dreams of becoming a famous singer.

Everything seems peaceful until Mr. Krabs, the greedy owner of the Krusty Krab, sets his eyes on the valuable secret recipe for the "Ogre Patty," which he believes will make him even richer. Krabs concocts a devious plan to steal the recipe and drive Patrick and Shrek out of town.

As tensions rise, Patrick and Shrek must team up to protect their family and the secret recipe. Along the way, they encounter challenges and hilarious mishaps, including encounters with familiar faces from Bikini Bottom and the fairy tale world.

With their unorthodox family dynamic and unexpected allies, Patrick and Shrek ultimately outsmart Mr. Krabs and save their home. Through their adventure, they learn the true meaning of family and friendship, proving that love knows no boundaries, even under the sea.

"Underwater Ogre: A Krabby Conspiracy" is a heartwarming and humorous tale that will delight audiences of all ages, reminding them that the greatest strength lies in unity and acceptance.

American Rebellion

Year: 2407

Description for context:

America is a fascist state. The Green Dynasty has ruled for over 300 years. World War 3 changed the global world. China is the strongest country in the world and runs democratically. This is due to China losing WW3, forcing the government to switch.

The war destroyed the world and over half of its population. Natural resources are extremely limited, nukes and bioweapons have caused serious damage to the planet. New weapons in the 2050s have invaded and destroyed technology, making it too dangerous to use. Cars are seen like planes. Horses are now a common way to move. Weapons such as guns were created in such high demand for WW3 that they are extremely common. Washington D.C. was destroyed, and cities have become a shell of themselves and a favela.

The Reason for the layout of the world:

The United States is now The United Americas’. It is so different due to how long WW3 lasted, (54 years). Billions of people died, as well as Europe became uninhabitable due to a nuke Russia dropped. The US was on the brink of collapsing. The war seemed lost when the Nuke dropped in Europe. The US turned to a fascist leader who promised to win the war, even if it meant compromising our values. The war was turning in his 8 years in office but not enough. The US public wanted more, and the laws were changed. In the next 10 years, the war was won. He was a hero. Then the President when it seemed like we needed to restore our values, a coup occurred. And Green easily won, establishing The United Americas’. They were invading Mexico and Canada.

One

The story opens with our protagonist, Peter. He lives in New York. The world has gone backward, and it is a dystopian society. The Empire is worshiped as a god. It's a fascist state where soldiers roam the streets. The world is divided by class. And Peter is the lowest. In this world, people are taught from ages 6-18, and at the end, they take a test. The test is extremely difficult with only a .001 percent pass rate. However, if you pass you are guaranteed riches and a job in the Empire. Peter is very poor and his parents teach him from a young age to pass this test. He grows up smart, facing struggles for his socioeconomic status. He is targeted for being a Canadian (lower-class American in this society). As he is young, America is in a war with China. China has been making money selling a drug called, Neuroline, to Americans. It has destabilized America and it causes America to ban trade with China. China goes to war and wins forcing the drug on America. This causes great shame for the country as drug addiction, crime, and government control plague the nation. This also causes higher taxes, which causes a massive homeless increase, as people cannot pay their bills. Peter perseveres and graduates with high scores. He takes a train to St. Louis, now the Capital of UA, due to other cities' destruction in WW3. St. Louis is a beautiful city, home to the Empire. He is going there to take the Imperial Examinations. He fails and returns home with great shame to his family. He becomes a teacher and lives a depressing life. He still studies. Takes the test on two more separate occasions and fails both. He returns home delirious. He has a nervous breakdown causing him to hallucinate for days dreaming of a God and his older brother telling him he needs to save America from its demons. He sees a dream with him fighting demons and going to heaven. This affects him, but he eventually returns to normal and takes the test a fourth time. Fails. He then returns and hears peasants talking about a book. It's called the Bible. He feels a connection to the book. He buys it. When he reads it, it dawns on him that the God and older brother from his dreams were Jesus and God and he is Jesus’ younger brother. Meaning he is God's second son. (The Bible was destroyed and erased from history after WW3, by the Green dynasty. It is a crime to have it, but it has mostly been forgotten by society.) He begins spreading his gospel to the peasants. At first, he is mocked. But, his interpretation of the gospel is what gets the movement going. He believed it called for a communist society. That the Green dynasty should be destroyed, and that men and women are equal. There was no fascism or taxes, we would all be united. The movement starts gathering steam among the homeless population. He released his version of the Bible. It includes the wrath of God descending on the Green dynasty. A communist, “Heavenly Kingdom” being created. As well as the outlaw of drugs, and other sins. Mainly no Neuroline. The Canadian population was very responsive to his teachings. He became very popular and the movement was now in full steam. An Army began to take shape. Peter promised Heaven for any of his followers who fought. This meant that every one of his followers was also his army, making this an advantage against the Empire. Some truly believed in Peter's teachings, and a lot also just hated the Green dynasty. It's been a total of 16 years and a revolution was beginning. The Empire views him as a distraction and not a serious threat, whereas China is, and is gearing up for a second drug war as UA is restricting drug sales. The Heavenly Kingdom (Peters Army) started when 100,000 men stormed the Empire holding in New York, winning decisively. It is deadly. The Greens return with a bigger army. A long battle takes place and The Heavenly Kingdom prevails. This is a strong message and the revolution is celebrated among the lower class, a large percentage of the population.

Two

Later, Peters's Army travels north, taking Toronto. They travel to Canada recruit a larger army and start taking large amounts of it over. This takes 2 years. Throughout the old USA, his ideas became more popular and farmers and peasants gathered. All peasants or people of higher standing were equal in the army. News of these attacks travel to St. Louis. The Empire has not been taking this too seriously but once it dawns on them how many “real” Americans supported Peter, it is too late. The Heavenly Kingdom has millions of followers. (During the past 300 years of the Green Dynasty, the “Mafia” has returned. However, it is much different and has older customs.) The Dead were a group of underground crime organizations with much control. Peter made an unlikely move and reached out for their support. They do not follow the Bible when it comes to drugs, murder, or anything like that. However, they both despised the Greens. Because of this, they made a deal, and the crime organizations joined the rebellion. This is where Peter begins to truly falter. Millions of people were part of Peters's army. They took Boston and all of Northeastern old USA. During this, due to Peter calling the Greens the devil, their army murders all the Green army, and any other loyalist to the Empire. It is violent and evil. Peter returns and declares New York the heavenly capital. This is a major embarrassment to the Empire. The Empire realizes that soon, St. Louis will be under attack. The Heavenly Army makes plans to go south and west. At first, this goes well, with control now going to Old D.C. and Indianapolis. This created a buffer between New York and St. Louis. In the next 2 years, Peter's Army starts losing. They have become an Empire state where Peter is literally worshiped as a God. New York is under a surprise attack through boats. The state almost falls but is able to persevere and hold off the Green Army. This is only because China and UA have started a second war on drugs. The Green Dynasty realizes they cannot fight China and the Heavenly Kingdom at the same time. Due to this, they meet with China, their arch-enemy. Secretly an American diplomat is sent via boat (remember no technology) with a deal to China. America would get a cease-fire on the Western front from China. China considers this because America would not pay its war debts if Peter was in control. China is not sold yet on this idea. Peter is now a 55-year-old angry bitter man. He has lost himself.

Three

Peters's society has not been as good as hoped, actually much worse. The communist government they ran came with forced takeover of private property, and famine. He was becoming less popular. His brother, who has been in this story the whole, had been his first follower. He follows the true ideals of the Bible and has always been the good “angel” on Peter's shoulder. John secretly wants to implement a democracy. His brother, John, was becoming more popular, as Peter was seen as going mad with power. Peter began suspecting people plotting against him. In reality, the higher-ups in the Heavenly Kingdom met behind Peter's back and wanted him to stay as a figurehead to be worshiped but they wanted to let John rule the revolution. Peter became so paranoid, he began murdering people close to him, whom he suspected of treason. The Green dynasty made moves taking Vancouver, the first Canadian Peter city to fall. This was huge. Over the next three years, the Greens then took control of Canada all the way to Michigan. One year later, following all of these losses, Peter has his innocent brother killed, not because he suspects him of treason, but out of jealousy. Peter has become everything he hates. In China, the revolution is hurting their drug sales. Because of this China sends their army to support the Greens. China is vastly superior to the rest of the world in warfare. (America at this time is like Brazil with Horses, and China is like America). The Heavenly Army does not know this. They decide enough is enough and they make plans to invade St. Louis. In New York Peters's son is looking out of his tower in Lower Manhattan and sees a ship coming. A massive ship, its flag is revealed to be a Chinese flag. The plan to invade St. Louis has already started. It backfires as when they come the Chinese give the Greens the edge. Bombs drop and Peters's Army falls. Peters's army retreats to Toronto. New York falls and Peters's family is killed. In the following two years, even with minimal help from the Chinese, the Greens are winning. Boston has been lost by Peters's army, and northeastern North America is all that is left. Peter is in Toronto where he dies of poisoning. It is unclear if this was suicidal or not.

Epilogue

The revolution is still not dead. There are still millions of rebels who hate the Greens and view Peter as a martyr due to propaganda. Peters's body is burned and his ashes are spread across the land by his most extreme followers. Before Peters's death, he named his nephew, John II, as King of the Heavenly Kingdom. During his ceremony where he accepts the throne the Greens throw a surprise attack. John II flees the city at first but is captured and killed. Over the next months, rebels still fought, although uncoordinated, across the greater Americas. Millions die, as the Greens take over control of the complete continent. The Greens are slowly shutting down the remaining revolts, with the rural areas being the most pro-rebellion. The last holdouts in Quebec died in the next 2 years. The Green Dynasty won. It was one of the most deadly events in Human history. 35 Million Americans died in the Heavenly War. Over the next ten years, the Empire was in steep decline. Due to the second drug war with China. Which they lost. When the Empire died with no living heir, their extremely unpopular government ended. A vote was held among the oligarchs and the radical idea for democracy was put up for debate. Ends with a scene showing 2524 America. It is a prosperous and happy nation (although not futuristic, very rural), where we see that it is actually an election year.

It’s a normal slasher except the killer can’t look at blood or gore or he throws up/ passes out so he has to close his eyes and is just as scared to kill anyone as the victim is. In the end he overcomes his fear by killing all the characters and becomes a doctor.

A spoof of Friday The 13th

Fed up with his roommate's masturbation addiction, a college undergraduate starts secretly trying to cut his junk off. Such as turning a toilet seat into a bear trap or sneaking an alligator snapping turtle into a bathtub. With every attempt failing, he decides to just go after him with a pair of hedge shears.

A horror movie where the npcs in gta are the main chat

I do love me some Harrison Ford.

It’s a horror movie where people think they’re haunted but it’s just the other partner/friend doing something because they’re paranoid and they just don’t say what they did.

A horror (and/or comedy, depending on your perspective) pitting linguists, grammarians, gender identity advocates, and everyday users of English against one another as they struggle to contend with...

the singular THEY.

Can they (the people, not the pronoun) find common ground? Can they (again, the people) manage to set aside their bathroom politics to agree on the use of "they" (the pronoun") when the biological sex of an agent (grammatical, not intelligence) is unknown?

Tension mounts when THEY is (or are?) killed in what may be a hate crime or the removal of a pronoun from the English language - or both.

We are Legion; They is That Person.

In the dimly lit streets of 1942 Paris, where shadows danced with secrets and the air was heavy with the scent of uncertainty, Mario, a figure both diminutive and dauntless, embarked on a journey that would test the very limits of his courage and cunning.
As Mario stealthily navigated the shadowy streets, his senses heightened with every step. His keen eyes caught movement ahead—a patrol of Goombas, their once-familiar forms now twisted by the dark influence of the Nazi regime.
As he observed them, Mario couldn't help but feel a pang of sadness and anger. These were creatures he had encountered countless times before, typically harmless in their mushroom kingdom, now draped in the sinister attire of Hitler's followers. It was a stark reminder of the extent of the darkness that had engulfed the world.
With a heavy heart, Mario steeled himself for what lay ahead. These Goombas, once innocuous foes to stomp beneath his boots, now represented a far greater threat—one that he couldn't simply jump over or toss aside. But Mario knew that he had to press on, for Princess Peach and for all those who suffered under the tyranny of the Nazi regime.
As he leaped into action, evading the patrol with the agility of a seasoned warrior, Mario couldn't shake the feeling of betrayal that lingered in his heart. These Goombas, once his adversaries in a simpler time, were now symbols of a world gone mad—a world that Mario was determined to set right, no matter the cost.
Princess Peach, the epitome of grace and innocence, had been ensnared in the clutches of tyranny, her fate entwined with that of Adolf Hitler, a villain whose name sent shivers down the spines of the brave and the righteous.
Armed with naught but his wits and an arsenal of powers gleaned from the annals of his storied past, Mario traversed the war-torn landscapes of Europe, his steps echoing like a dirge in the heart of a city besieged by despair.
Through smoke-filled alleyways and crumbling ruins, Mario pressed onward, a lone beacon of hope amidst the encroaching darkness. His mission, fraught with peril and uncertainty, led him ever closer to the belly of the beast: Hitler's bunker, a fortress of oppression shrouded in secrecy and fear.
But Mario was no stranger to adversity, no stranger to the twisted machinations of fate. With each obstacle he faced, he met it head-on, his resolve unyielding, his spirit unbroken. It won't be different this time.
As Mario cautiously navigated the desolate streets of Berlin, his senses on high alert, a sudden, guttural laugh shattered the eerie silence. Emerging from the shadows was a figure, towering and menacing, his dark armor gleaming with malice under the moonlight. It was Wario, Hitler's secret supersoldier, a twisted creation of evil intent, genetically modified by mad german scientists.
"Mario," Wario's voice rumbled like thunder, "I've been waiting for you."
Mario's grip tightened on his cap as he faced his adversary, his eyes narrowing with determination. "Wario, you've aligned yourself with Hitler. There's no coming back from that."
Wario chuckled darkly. "Coming back? Oh, Mario, you misunderstand. I revel in the darkness. And you, you're just another obstacle in my path to power."
With a thunderous roar, Wario charged forward, his armored fists raised in challenge. Mario braced himself, his resolve steeling against the impending clash. Their battle was a tempest of fury and malice, each blow shaking the ground beneath them. Wario's strength was immense, his attacks relentless as he sought to crush Mario beneath his heel. But Mario refused to yield, his determination unwavering as he fought back with every ounce of his being. With each blow exchanged, the clash between them intensified, the air crackling with tension. As the battle raged on, Mario saw his opportunity. High above them, a Nazi helicopter roared through the sky, its sinister payload aimed directly at them. With a surge of adrenaline, Mario leaped into action, his eyes fixed on his target. Channeling all his strength, Mario propelled himself into the air, his jump reaching impossible heights. With a resounding thud, he landed on the helicopter, his weight causing it to tilt precariously off balance.
With a triumphant shout, Mario directed the helicopter's descent, aiming it straight at Wario below. In a split second, the helicopter crashed down upon Wario, the force of impact sending shockwaves through the earth.As the dust settled, Mario emerged victorious, his nemesis defeated beneath the wreckage. With a heavy heart, he surveyed the scene before him, knowing that the battle was far from over. But for now, he had triumphed over evil, his spirit undaunted in the face of darkness.
As the dust settled from the explosive confrontation between Mario and Wario, the echoes of battle still lingered in the air. Yet, the commotion had not gone unnoticed. Soon, the rumble of approaching German forces reverberated through the streets, their heavy footsteps a grim reminder of the perilous situation Mario now found himself in. With no time to spare, Mario's mind raced as he assessed his options. Spotting a nearby network of pipes, he knew that they offered his best chance of escape. With a swift leap, Mario plunged into the darkness of the underground passages, the echoing clatter of German boots fading into the distance behind him. Navigating the labyrinthine tunnels with the grace of a seasoned explorer, Mario emerged unscathed on the other side, his heart pounding with adrenaline as he evaded the watchful eyes of the enemy. With each twist and turn, he drew closer to his ultimate objective: Hitler's bunker.
As he ventured deeper into the heart of Berlin, Mario encountered increasingly formidable obstacles, from heavily guarded checkpoints to treacherous traps. Yet, with his unparalleled agility and resourcefulness, he overcame each challenge with a combination of cunning and courage. Finally, after navigating a maze of winding corridors and deadly traps, Mario found himself standing before the imposing facade of Hitler's bunker. With a deep breath and steely resolve, he prepared to confront the evil that lay within, knowing that the fate of Princess Peach and the world itself hung in the balance.
Inside the bunker's inner sanctum, the flickering light of a cinema projector illuminated the room, casting eerie shadows upon the walls. Adolf Hitler sat alone in the darkness, his sinister silhouette illuminated by the glow of the screen. The sound of his laughter echoed through the chamber, sending shivers down Mario's spine as he prepared to confront the tyrant.
"Hitler," Mario called out, his voice cutting through the silence like a dagger. "Your reign of terror ends now."
Hitler turned towards Mario, his eyes gleaming with malice. "Ah, Mario," he sneered, his voice dripping with contempt. "So you've come to challenge me. How quaint."
Mario squared his shoulders, his resolve unwavering in the face of evil. "Your crimes will not go unpunished, Hitler. It's time for you to face justice."
Hitler chuckled darkly, his laughter echoing through the empty chamber. "Justice, you say? Oh, Mario, you amuse me. In this world, there is only power, and those willing to seize it. And I, Adolf Hitler, am the most powerful of them all." With a cruel smirk, Hitler continued his monologue, his voice dripping with malice. "Behold, Mario, the source of my strength." With a flourish, he produced a stash of secret grow mushrooms, their eerie glow casting a sinister light in the chamber.
As Hitler's cruel smirk widened, he reached into his pocket and produced a stash of secret grow mushrooms, their eerie glow casting an ominous light in the chamber. With a flourish, he selected one mushroom and raised it to his lips, savoring the moment with a twisted grin. With a single, ominous gulp, Hitler consumed the mushroom, his form immediately swelling to three times its previous size. His once-human eyes glowed with an unholy light as they transformed into swirling vortexes. The room trembled with the force of Hitler's newfound power as he towered over Mario, his malevolence palpable in the air. With a malevolent laugh, he unleashed a barrage of swastika-shaped lasers from his eyes, each beam searing through the air with deadly precision. Mario felt a surge of fear grip his heart. This was no ordinary foe; this was a being of unparalleled power, fueled by dark magic and twisted ambition.
With lightning-fast reflexes, Mario dodged and weaved, narrowly evading Hitler's deadly attacks. The swastika-shaped lasers lanced through the air with terrifying speed, each one leaving a scorched trail in its wake. Mario's movements were frantic, his every step a desperate bid for survival as he fought to stay one step ahead of the tyrant's onslaught. But even as Mario dodged and darted, he couldn't avoid every blow. A searing beam grazed his arm, leaving a trail of smoke in its wake. Another struck true, sending him sprawling to the ground with a cry of pain. The force of the impact knocked the wind from his lungs, leaving him gasping for breath as he struggled to regain his footing. With grim determination, Mario pushed himself to his feet, his body aching and bruised but his spirit unbroken. He knew that he couldn't afford to falter now, not when the fate of Princess Peach and the world itself hung in the balance.
As Mario stood before the imposing presence of Adolf Hitler, a sense of foreboding gripped his heart. This was no ordinary foe; this was a being of unparalleled power, fueled by dark magic and twisted ambition. Yet, even as he faced the specter of tyranny, Mario knew that he had one final weapon at his disposal—a weapon he had sworn never to use again. With a heavy heart, Mario reached into his pocket and retrieved a small vial containing the essence of a rare flower—a source of elemental power that he had relied on only in the direst of circumstances. As he held the vial in his trembling hand, memories of past battles flooded his mind—of the destruction wrought by his unbridled rage, of the darkness that had threatened to consume him. Mario knew that he had no other choice. With a grim resolve, he uncorked the vial and consumed its contents, feeling the energy surge through his veins like a raging storm. As he did, a distant sound pierced the air—a scream, mournful and haunting, echoing like the cry of a bald eagle.
With a primal roar, Mario unleashed the full power of the democracy, his mind consumed by a blinding fury. In that moment, he became more than a hero—he became a force of nature, an unstoppable juggernaut driven by an unrelenting desire to see justice served. The unyielding force of liberty rained down upon Mario, consuming his form in a swirling vortex of red, white, and blue. Mario knew that he had unleashed a power beyond reckoning—a power that he hoped he would never have to use again. But in the face of evil incarnate, there could be no other choice. With a determined focus, Mario channeled the energy into launching nuclear fireballs, each one hurtling towards Hitler with unstoppable force, sealing the tyrant's fate once and for all.
As the powers of the free rained down upon Hitler, Mario felt himself being consumed by a blinding fury. But deep within him, a voice cried out—a voice that reminded him of who he truly was, a hero fighting for justice and peace. With a monumental effort, Mario struggled to regain control of his senses, to push back the rage threatening to engulf him. With each passing moment, the storm of madness within him began to subside, replaced by a sense of clarity and purpose. As the last remnants of the fiery energy faded away, Mario stood before Hitler once more, his resolve unshaken and his spirit renewed. Turning to Princess Peach, who watched with bated breath, Mario offered her a reassuring smile. "Peach, it's over. You're safe now." Peach's eyes shimmered with gratitude as she stepped forward, her voice filled with relief. "Thank you, Mario. I knew you would come for me."
But as Mario's words hung in the air, a sudden rumble filled the chamber. The ground beneath them shook violently as a secret Nazi UFO burst through the floor, its sinister presence casting a shadow over the room. Mario's heart sank as he watched in horror as a mechanical claw extended from the UFO, snatching Peach from his grasp. With a triumphant laugh, Hitler emerged from the cockpit, his malevolent gaze fixed upon Mario as the UFO soared through the broken ceiling, disappearing into the night sky. As the dust settled and the echoes of the chaos faded into silence, Mario stood alone in the empty chamber, his heart heavy with a sense of defeat. With a heavy sigh, he turned to the cinema screen, where the words "Peach is no longer in this castle" flashed ominously before his eyes. And with a heavy heart, Mario knew that his journey was far from over, and that the true battle against evil had only just begun.
Mario emerged from the cinema, his heart heavy with the weight of his failure to save Princess Peach. He paused before the exit and with a solemn determination reached up and lowered the Nazi German flag that fluttered defiantly in the breeze, a symbol of the darkness that had engulfed the world. As the flag fell to the ground, Mario turned away, his eyes fixed on the horizon. With each step he took, the weight of his burden seemed to grow heavier, a constant reminder of the battles that lay ahead.
The screen inside the cinema was suddenly filled with a grim image: the dark silhouette of the Nazi Bundestag, its imposing structure casting a shadow over the land. Beneath the ominous image, a set of numbers flashed boldly: "999999." It was the score for the current level, "Berlin," a chilling reminder of the fierce battles that had raged in the heart of enemy territory. But as the scene lingered, the image shifted, revealing another ominous sight: the dark, imposing Castle of Wolfenstein. Its sinister spires reached towards the sky, casting a pall of darkness over the land. Beneath the castle, a message flashed in stark letters: "Next Level: Castle of Wolfenstein."

Pretty much just the title. The story can be whatever you want, but I want either a fighting scene, or a complex, choreographed dance sequence.

Really just a lot of complex scenes with all of them on screen at the same time. Give them all drastically differing characters was well.

A movie about a male stripper who is secretly an undercover agent working on a drug trafficking sting operation. He uses his thong as his signature weapon, strangling bad guys and slingshotting shot glasses into criminal’s heads. Who should be the star?

This time Whoopi Goldberg reprises her role as lounge singer turned fake nun, thus tying in Ghost in the Sister Act universe, followed up by Sister Act 3 where she calls on him to help her.

Bam from Jackass stars as Count Dracula in this raunchy spoof about everybody's favorite vampire.

Feels unsatisfied with his career. Starts making reckless money decisions, letting himself go, making passes at younger women behind his wife’s back.

Some random fucking people who were to kill that day are completely off the hook, but nothing else happens

After the event happened some smart ass wannabe murderers figure that day is going to be a yearly occurrence so exactly a year later a bunch of people go on killing sprees

It turns out that the event was just the one time thing, this day breaks the modern record of most arrests in day

Some absolutely stupid motherfuckers think that guilt free murder day is actually a bi yearly occurrence so there's again a lot of people going to prison

People at this point gave up on the murders, right up until like four years later when the government legalized murder again on a different day

The cycle continues

In the year 1975, Buzz Wallace, a tough Chicago police detective, learns that he is the final living descendant of the legendary Sir William Wallace of Scotland. Buzz travels to Edinburgh and meets with Hamish, William Wallace's comrade from the first film. On his death bed, Hamish officially bestowes the title of Braveheart on Buzz, and declares him the new guardian of Scotland. Hamish later dies in his sleep. Buzz learns from Stephen the Irishman that Scotland is now ruled by a vicious London gangster, known only as "the king." Buzz travels to London to investigate the king's crime network. Fighting his way through the city, avoiding deadly traps, political intreague, and vicious ninjas, Buzz learns that the king is none other than Eddie Longshanks, the last living descendant of King Edward I. During his time in London, Buzz buts heads with Chief Inspector Wolfhour, the taciturn head of Scotland Yard. Buzz eventually tracks Longshanks to an abandoned steel factory, and with the help of Stephen and the armies of Scotland, manages to cast Longshanks down along with all he has wrought. In the final confrontation, Longshanks stabs Buzz with a poisoned dagger and attempts to escape through an open window, but he is shot by Chief Inspector Wolfhour and falls dead in the Thames river. Stephen and Wolfhour kneel beside the dying Buzz and pay their last respects. Buzz passes along the title of Braveheart to Stephen before breathing his final breath. Stephen then returns to Scotland to assume his role as high guardian. Some time passes, and a group of fishermen discover Longshanks floating in the Thames, remarkably still alive. Longshanks tells the fishermen that the cold water of the river preserved his body and kept him from the brink of death. The fishermen swear allegiance to Longshanks and vow to live and die for him in battle. Stephen learns of Longshanks survival and contacts Wolfhour, who orders his police officers to exhume Buzz from his grave. Stephen and Wolfhour take the body of Buzz to the legendary Dr. Joseph Bell, the inspiration for Sherlock Holmes. Dr. Bell uses dark science and cloning to attempt to ressurect Buzz, but only only succeeds in creating a mindless aberration of horror. Stephen and Wolfhour manage to kill the monsterous Buzz and vow to never discuss this incident again. Dr. Bell is arrested and lobotomized by the Illuminati, of which Wolfhour is a founding member. Longshanks is ultimately betrayed and brutally beaten to death by his fishermen, and Stephen vows to never return to Scotland and decides to live out his days in a ruined monastery on a secluded island. Some time passes, and Stephen learns that Wolfhour has become corrupted by the twisted writings of Dr. Bell and plans to ressurect the original King Edward I from his unholy slumber. Wolfhour travels to an ancient and haunted cemetery and finds the skeleton of King Edward and performs the satanic rituals required to restore life to his remains. King Edward rises as a flesh hungry skeleton and consumes Wolfhour's soul, before boarding a train to Edinburgh to track down Stephen, who has since returned to the city. Stephen confronts the horrific King Edward on the top of Edinburgh castle and ressurects the original William Wallace to assist him in the fight. Stephen is killed in the battle. The ghost of William battles the skeleton of King Edward and their clash is witnessed by everyone in the city. William manages to defeat King Edward at the cost of his own life. The ghost of Buzz appears to the dying William and tells him that he cannot enter the spirit world because no one loves him enough to guide him there. Buzz departs and William is left stranded in purgatory forever.

I came up with this excellent movie idea, but it will only work, if Tom Cruise agrees to it, And it would be great, if Oliver Stone would be a director, otherwise I will agree to direct it myself.

Plot:

The last movie ended in 1972 with Ron Kovic being an advocate for peace.

Fast forward the year is 2002. Ron has a nephew named Bud Kovic - played by Miles Teller - who is an enthusiastic Ranger in the US Army. Miles tells the whole family, that he will go on a mission to Afghanistan. Ron freaks out, he instantly has a Vietnam flashback, and a big fight breaks out between Ron and Bud. Bud tells Ron, that the Caves of Tora Bora have nothing to do with the Vietnam jungle, but all the explanation falls on death ears.

Fast forward, we see Bud engaging in combat, "Black Hawk Down"-Style. But at some point, he walks right in to a trap and gets abducted by some Afghani drug farmers.

When news makes it home, Ron Kovic tells everyone "I told You so, he wouldn't listen", and then he gets a Vietnam flashback again ... Bud's mother, Ron's sister in law begs Ron to do something, because his experience might help ... after a long discussion and convincing, Ron agrees "to work something out" ... so he gets in contact with people in the military, he still knows, and while most of them try not to laugh to hard, sending an old man in a wheel chair to Afghanistan, one General overhears his desperate call for help and asks him, what he would do, to save his nephew? Ron says, whatever is needed, so the General introduces him to the "Exoskeleton"-Project, where injured paraplegic soldiers are turned into cyber-supersoldiers. We see some training montage Rocky-style, and then he is sent of to Afghanistan not alone but with two other paraplegic exoskeleton soldiers, played by Dwayne Johnson and Dave Bautista.

Then some badass fighting scenes, where the exoskeleton soldiers rip apart the limbs of the Afghani drug farmers, in the end Miles Teller gets saved, he cries and says: "Sorry, You were right, war is bad!"

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End credits.

This came to me in a dream, all I remember is that I woke up crying from the ending please help

A zombie apocalypse has swept over all the world and out of pure chance, the last remaining people are of Generation Z. No matter the life or death situation they find themselves in, they must have all the attention. A notable group of them claim that they identify as zombies… They inevitably meet their horrible doom. No matter how brain-dead these people are, the zombies will find them. The fate of the world depends on a (very) small group of GEN-Z that have the remarkable ability to agree on something… Unless they get cancelled.

(No discrimination against Gen-Z of course)

OJ Simpson (Dwayne Johnson) recruits a rag-tag team of misfits to help him undertake a daring and exciting heist in a high security Las Vegas hotel. OJ is guided along the way by the ghost of his former lawyer, Johnnie Cochran, played by Eddie Murphy.

They should make a james bond, john wick, jason bourne, ethan hunt team up movie. At first they try to kill each other but by the end they team up to save the world.

Theres a scene in the movie where john wick is in a knife fight with jason bourne on the eiffel tower, ethan hunt is out running a sandstorm, and bond is driving a lamborghini out of a supersonic plane. Here’s the crazy thing….theyre all converging on the same spot! Did I mention that is the opening scene?

Keanu vs Damon vs Cruise vs Craig.

Two identical conjoined twins. One works for the mafia, the other works for the FBI. They both fall in love with the same dame and that causes conflict between the two. The big twist is that both twins are working as rats for the other side, and this leads to a huge shootout.

After the events of International Man of Mystery, Alotta was cryogenically frozen in the Ministry of Defense. That's all I've got for now.

The movie has to be called Spermio and Uterette, that is my only condition Hollywood. it plays like a cheesy rom-com.

Based on the well-known joke. Three hours long and in black and white. Just a sad clown struggling with his inescapable ennui. There will be a forty minute extreme close up of greasepaint-tainted tears dripping off Pagliacci's chin.

It worked for Joker.

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Seriously, his Trump impression is my absolute favorite.

I haven't thought of who should pay Obama, but if we're sticking to the gag, it should be one of the most talented method actors on earth like Daniel Day Lewis or Joaquin Phoenix.