I ask because I just looked up and it seems it's a sequel to II, but I thought it was the Asylum's other Titanic cash grab on both the movie and ship itself. Any connections or it's just another in name only?

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They don't get much worse than this unless you prefer them gruesome and, for many, offensive. In 3D, mind you. Blech! 1973.

You see despite being sort of a cheesy film I have an interest in this guy especially the one in sharktopus vs pteracuda, mainly because in the sequel the new sharktopus appears as an anti hero rather than a villain and seeing a monstrous animal as basically the protagonist is usually fun to see. However a headcanon I have is that the tentacles of sharktopus are secretly prehensile tails in disguise, I say this cause he sometimes acts more like a shark rather than an octopus despite being a hybrid of the two. I also think this cause it’s pretty interesting in my opinion, but what do you think about it this headcanon?

So, this thing popped up on my Amazon algorithm, and I was a bit baffled. While I’ve had passing familiarity with Seagal’s…. questionable film output for a while, I was a bit baffled by this, because I had never heard of ANY of these films.

Did a little research, and it turns out that each of these “movies” is actually 2-3 episodes of Seagal’s failed TV show, “True Justice”, lazily edited together. It appears that these 12 “movies” comprise the entire series, more or less.

Now, does this mean you shouldn’t buy and/or watch these “movies”? Honestly, if you’re willingly buying and watching a Seagal movie in 2024, you probably know what you’re getting into. So go for it. But just know that these aren’t “Movies” in the traditional sense, even by Seagal’s standards.

After a nearly fatal car accident a woman is left bedridden in a full body cast and uses a spiritual trinket to possess an unmanned car to go on a bloody rampage, causing chaos and destruction in its wake. Kinda similar to Maximum Overdrive in the sense that it’s a good movie where you just shut your brain off to watch some awesome vehicular destruction and carnage and try not to make sense of anything.

Oh boy, this was pretty great. The characters in here make such stupid choices the whole time, and I loved the bad acting so much. I’m honestly considering making a Frankenstein Island of my own, because it seems fun. Apparently all you have to do is purchase a small Tesla coil and become a real creep, so I’m halfway there. Trailer below.

I absolutely love this terrible 16 minutes of garbage. It’s become a thanksgiving tradition at my home for the past 2 years.

I’m hoping there’s more people out there who appreciate this movie for what it is.

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It’s about a secret police force in LA where they take werewolf serum and is bonkers!

There have been so many unintentionally funny bad movies throughout the years that sometimes it’s hard to tell which ones are supposed to be funny. Like I’m pretty sure “Thankskilling” and “The Gingerdead Man” are supposed to be stupid, but then again “Troll 2” is just as stupid yet Claudio Fragasso acts like it’s a serious social statement.

So how can you tell which b-movies are intentionally stupid and not meant to be taken seriously?

The monsters have made it into a small neighbouring town in the middle of nowhere and the locals have to band with the survivors of the bar slaughter to figure out how to survive.

It's a wild ride. Little people luchadors who craft a key by looking at a lock through a telescope, monster autopsy bukkake, it's got everything.

Oh my god, this was hilarious. Every single choice in here was the weirdest, most ridiculous decision they could’ve made, from the confusing lighting to the jarring foley work, and I legitimately don’t even know where to start with it. I was in tears laughing at the opening scene, where the dad tells his kid that they can spend the summer together if the kid makes a basket, but before the kid can even move the ball, the dad smacks it away from him and scores instead. Shit like that throughout was meant to be emotional, I think, but it was so funny to me. Cannot recommend this enough. Trailer below.