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Total Time:10 minutes

Serves:4

Per serving:390 calories, 1.3 g protein, 5.6 g carbohydrates, 41.5 g fat

# Ingredients

1 ripe avocado, mashed 

1 jalapeño, diced 

2 Tbsp fresh cilantro, chopped

2 Tbsp lime juice 

¼ cup olive oil 

½ cup mayonnaise 

pinch of paprika to taste

# Directions:

1. In medium bowl, combine avocado, jalapeño, cilantro, lime juice, olive oil, and mayonnaise.
2. Stir until well combined and smooth.
3. Add paprika to taste for flavor and color.
4. Serve with your favorite vegetables or low-carb tortilla chips for dipping.

<div class="md"><p>Total Time:10 minutes</p>

<p>Serves:4</p>

<p>Per serving:390 calories, 1.3 g protein, 5.6 g carbohydrates, 41.5 g fat</p>

<h1>Ingredients</h1>

<p>1 ripe avocado, mashed </p>

<p>1 jalapeño, diced </p>

<p>2 Tbsp fresh cilantro, chopped</p>

<p>2 Tbsp lime juice </p>

<p>¼ cup olive oil </p>

<p>½ cup mayonnaise </p>

<p>pinch of paprika to taste</p>

<h1>Directions:</h1>

<ol>
<li>In medium bowl, combine avocado, jalapeño, cilantro, lime juice, olive oil, and mayonnaise.</li>
<li>Stir until well combined and smooth.</li>
<li>Add paprika to taste for flavor and color.</li>
<li>Serve with your favorite vegetables or low-carb tortilla chips for dipping.</li>
</ol>
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I live in Lima - Peru, this is a place with a lot of humidity and I don't know if my plant has fungi or not. Like you can see in the second photo some of her leaves are like that and one of the new leaves too. So I don't know what is happening, please someone help me D:

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I'm in South Africa when do they start producing fruit? and should I start watering it? It looks healthy.

The pictures were taken in march or April 



<div class="md"><p>So we have a massive avocado tree on our property that I just noticed a month ago I don&#39;t think it&#39;s been watered in some years but and I only noticed because I kept finding tiny shriveled avo&#39;s on the ground.</p>

<p>I&#39;m in South Africa when do they start producing fruit? and should I start watering it? It looks healthy.</p>

<p>The pictures were taken in march or April </p>
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