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Amazing catch 🔥🔥🫶🏾

0 Comments
2024/06/09
05:36 UTC
2

Maldy sucks this year, am I the ONLY one seeing this?!?

1 Comment
2023/07/08
18:49 UTC
3

Wow this sub is dead…

Just like our playoff chances, amirite?????

Fuck Arlington

0 Comments
2023/06/08
19:30 UTC
2

I own a baseball card of my favorite player on my favorite team. AMA!

0 Comments
2022/04/02
11:33 UTC
5

Does Alex Bregman Exist or Is He Just a Figment of my Imagination?

0 Comments
2021/08/10
19:24 UTC
8

Breaking New: Astros to drop WWW from their domain name (www.astros.com -> astros.com)

Because the team can no longer string 3 wins together.

0 Comments
2020/09/12
16:02 UTC
5

Found the secret to La Piña’s success

0 Comments
2020/08/16
00:27 UTC
5

Lifehack - When you spill spaghetti sauce on your orange Astros shirt, the stain won’t show up because it’s the exact same color. Go Stros,

0 Comments
2020/08/15
17:42 UTC
3

Zach Greinke last night

0 Comments
2020/08/13
13:53 UTC
9

Off my chest; r/Mlb and r/baseball should change their sub to r/astroshaters

1 Comment
2020/08/12
02:00 UTC
3

[XPOST] I know Scrubb is our THICC Boy™️, but hot DAMN McCullers!!

0 Comments
2020/08/12
00:37 UTC
3

Changes

Hi lovely Astro-nauts.

Over the past off-season, the sub came into some minor banging related issues (namely, the previous ownernship didn't bang the "log in button" near hard enough), and this came to attention of the larger /r/astros leadership.

The punishment was slow, severe, and not severe enough:

  • The users of this subreddit are still "literally Ken Giles"
  • The old ownership is now under a 1 year ban from all circlejerking related activities
  • Every time you look at /u/AstrosBot, you must issue $5M worth of "DAMN, YOU FINE" comments.
  • I and /u/allphilla were brought in to clean things up around here.

Anyways back to fucking the rangers (or something like that).

2 Comments
2020/08/07
16:22 UTC
2

The Astros got their swagger back

0 Comments
2019/10/28
22:36 UTC
2

Yordan Alvarez commits genocide of baseballs! Just trade everyone and make Yordan play every position!

Title.

0 Comments
2019/09/19
13:23 UTC
1

DAE Gerrit Coal pitches on a baseball diamond!

1 Comment
2019/09/19
12:38 UTC
4

Can someone check the math for me?

1 Comment
2019/07/23
15:10 UTC
6

Literally Just a Picture of Michael Brantley

1 Comment
2019/07/19
16:59 UTC
9

Is Alvarez getting too much playing time over Jake Marisnick?

Really torn here.

4 Comments
2019/06/10
22:49 UTC
6

I had no idea Smokin' Jon Swingleton directed Boyz in the Hood. RIP.

0 Comments
2019/04/30
18:33 UTC
5

MMP would be better if there was an Applebee's located behind home plate

The stadium already celebrates the city's Mexican heritage with Torchy's, and Houston's citrus farming is displayed with a choo-choo full of oranges. Why are we not celebrating the Americana that Applebee's could bring?

3 Comments
2019/04/26
18:01 UTC
2

WWWWWWWWWW

Fuck off, AL West.

0 Comments
2019/04/17
06:31 UTC
4

Are Astros still good?

Sorry, English is my first language so bear with me. Are Houston team still good? I know they haven’t been good yet this year but used to be. Thank in advance love your uniforms.

1 Comment
2019/04/02
00:37 UTC
8

MRW JV gives up a homerrun

I have been watching the Astros for 37 years. I remember going to opening days with my father. He'd take off work and get me out of school and we'd go to the ballpark together. I'll never get over the smells and sounds of opening day. This is when the true beauty of baseball comes alive. I can still see my dad heckling Tom Glavine in between unhealthy gulps of beer. I've seen it all on opening day, but watching this fucking bum Justin Verlander give up a leadoff home run to some fucking kid named after a field of god damn flowers is the last fucking straw. Who gave this fucker a 2 year extension? I can't believe this team still hasn't learned from their previous mistakes. Just the same god damn shit over and over again year after year. When the hell will we learn to stop overpaying for these washed up bums. I hope the rest of you have fun this year, because I won't be watching the rest of this train wreck. See you all next year!

2 Comments
2019/03/28
20:24 UTC
4

/r/Astros mods are Arlingtonites

Change my mind

6 Comments
2019/03/10
21:17 UTC
5

Jose Altuve 0/1 today

Time to trade him?

0 Comments
2019/03/02
22:50 UTC
4

Hot stove question. Please answer.

Why don't we trade our bad players for good players? It seems like this is a no-brainer and luhnow is really missing out.

1 Comment
2018/12/06
20:16 UTC
2

Fuck these people in no particular order:

Baseball Bud Selig Albert Poo Holes

1 Comment
2018/10/19
15:42 UTC
3

Can I watch today's game from my house without buying watch party tickets?

1 Comment
2018/10/08
13:29 UTC
3

Now that we’ve choked the season away which bandwagon should we jump on?

14 Comments
2018/09/20
15:37 UTC
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