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Questions about the Scorpio Men?

  • Why do people say that, "scorpio men have crazy bi energy".
  • I've heard some say that - "Most of the male Scorpios I know are either gay or down low. Maybe they're in denial? ".
  • Others have said that - "Its ironic that the majority of homosexual icons in modern times (think Rupaul, Jenner, Elton John, Tim Cook, lil Nas X) are Aries or Scorpio. "
  • One person has stated that - "Some Scorpio can be homophobes. I don't know why though because most of them have swung to both sides of the genders at least once or wanted to. Male Scorpios can especially have repressed sexuality that they keep hidden since the sign of Scorpio is co-ruled by the planet Mars which represents sexuality, passion, energy and the planet Pluto which represents sëx, death, taboo. Pluto also represents oppression and hatred. Meaning that some Scorpios who are homophobic may be secretly gay and have repressed that deeply or they have hidden and taboo desires that they deem "just as bad as being gay" so they take it out on gay people with their projection of themselves. Honestly in my opinion most men in general who are homophobic are gay because why are they so worried about what other men do with their dicks? ".
  • Also someone said that - "From my understanding from watching different astrologers Aquarius and Scorpio are the signs of homosexuality. ".

I think that most Scorpio Men are gay but how would you rank the signs from straight to gay?

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2024/07/14
01:32 UTC

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Well Holy F, astrology is real

Mars/Uranus/CaputAlgol lining up with Trump's Midheaven and this just happened. I really felt like someone was gonna take a shot at him at the RNC but here we are as the transit is approaching

Donald Trump appears to have been shot

https://youtu.be/BxSfBA6CUdo?si=tsUvoVxhiwdWg1tu

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2024/07/14
01:24 UTC

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Guilty 😏

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2024/07/14
01:21 UTC

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Me as a Virgo moon smoker 😂

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2024/07/14
01:09 UTC

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Libras be like

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2024/07/14
00:50 UTC

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How Scorpios look trying to be mysterious when they are staring at you for long periods of time

Don’t come for me Scorpions I love you guys but it’s so true like calm down Jasper Cullen.

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2024/07/14
00:45 UTC

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Comedic twin

So, which “Friends” character did you find to be most like you—like they designed it to be like everyone—but in your most essential being? It sounds trite to say mine is Phoebe.

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2024/07/14
00:45 UTC

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Scorpio and Gemini relationship but both of us are born on cusps

Ok we don’t hear much about cusp relationships and I keep hearing about how difficult Scorpio and Gemini relationships are on Reddit. And it dawned on me we both are cusps that are highly compatible on their own. Yet I never hear people talk about cusp relationships between Scorpio and Gemini and i believe it’s why our relationship has lasted so long. I’m a Scorpio Sagittarius cusp She’s a Gemini born on the Taurus cusp Sag-Gemini is probably one of the most compatible signs for Gemini and Taurus is one of the most for Scorpio. Plus I have a Gemini rising and we both have complementary Venus mine is Scorpio hers is Taurus.

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2024/07/14
00:36 UTC

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Guilty

I do this all the time for people I'm close with

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2024/07/14
00:33 UTC

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Significant differences between Taurus moon and gemini moon?

This guy I’m talking to is either a Gemini or Taurus moon but idk how to ask his birth time and idk if he knows it either. I feel like there’s a lot of differences between gemini and Taurus moon but I still don’t know cuz he’s also a Sagittarius so some “gemini” traits might come from there?

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2024/07/13
23:40 UTC

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Aquas be like 😌:

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2024/07/13
23:26 UTC

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How to tell if a Pisces has fallen in love with you?

Gemini Woman who fell in love for the first time🙋🏻‍♀️😭 This Pisces boy smitten me from day one.

I don’t know if it’s typical of Gemini but since I’ve never been in love for real I didn’t like to show my feelings and paradoxically he’s one of the people I talk to the least and that I avoid on purpose 😅 It seems like I’m playing hard to get but in reality it’s just because I’m very infatuated with him.

He in the first period in which we met (about more than a year ago) seemed not to be interested in me and this favored avoidant behavior in me. From the beginning of this year he started to show interest in me trying to talk to me. (we are in the same group of friends)

He talks a lot about himself and lately when he tells one of his stories to the group he makes sure I’m listening often mentioning my name. He maintains very long eye contacts with me, his eyes are often pointed at me, when he speaks he touches my shoulder or arm. He is very flirtatious with girls but in a playful way, even with me he is playful but there is no such lightness, also it is easier for him to give others compliments casually (although then he doesn’t find an excuse to touch them as with me or they do not have those eye contacts)

Towards the beginning of June during an outing he hugged me and told me that I am a rare person and a great listener.

This hug that lasted long enough did nothing but feed my love for him 🫠

Given the summer holidays there is no possibility to see each other and we have no confidence to exchange messages.

I think these gestures of his clearly indicate that he wants me but honestly I don’t know😭 I repeat that I’ve never been in love and maybe a little love scares me.

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2024/07/13
23:18 UTC

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One in a lifetime alignment of Earth, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn

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2024/07/13
23:00 UTC

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Taureans

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2024/07/13
22:49 UTC

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Aqua man and I talk for hours about everything. Are we flirting? Am I the only one having a good time?

We talked for almost three hours. We both had other things to do and people to see, but we just lost track of time when we were together. He said he enjoys our talks. When I talk to him, I never want our conversations to end.

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2024/07/13
22:39 UTC

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What’s your experience with Gemini man in a relationship?

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2024/07/13
22:18 UTC

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An Aries, Scorpio, Gemini and Capricorn are all

Trapped in a bus living together for 5 months... This is real and happening rn 😂 guess the dynamics and what kinda of things are happening

Who are friends? Who’s the leader? Who’s annoying? Who has almost killed each other so far?

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2024/07/13
22:15 UTC

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Are cancer and pisces really as compatible as everyone says they are?

Despite always reading about Pisces and Cancer's compatibility in almost EVERY website you come accross, the reality is VERY different.

When cancer and Pisces meet they make two possibilities: BFFs, or brothers/sisters bond. the lovers part works RARELY.

what I noticed from many couples:

  • Cancer and pisces venuses start out very good, and have the potential to last as long as the mercuries are not both water
  • Cancer and pisces suns start out with passionate love story and end up in a dramatic situation, they become toxic quite soon, and they meet each other always in the times of their lives where they aren't mature, however sometimes they make it work as long as mercuries aren't both water.
  • Cancer and pisces mercuries can ONLY be friends, when they are in love they are toxic as hell, both the emotional problems start appearing, they are far better with people with mercuries in earth signs or fire signs.
  • Sometimes there is no toxicity, they just fall out in love with each other, but remain good friends.
  • Their relationship works better when one of them has their mercury in an air sign/fire sign.
  • Examples of couples with these placements that were toxic and didn't work: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber, Elon Musk and Grimes.
  • Examples of couples with these placements that were okay but love just ended: Will Kopelman and Drew Barrymore, Anne Sinclair and Ivan Levai.
  • Examples of couples that worked (so far): Lily Collins and Charlie McDowel, Zinedine Zidane and Veronique Fernandez, Eva Herzigova and her partner, Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter.
  • Special mention to the purest example of cancer pisces love stories: Courtney love (sun cancer) and kurt cobain (pisces sun). AND camila cabello (venus pisces) and Shawn mendes (venus cancer).

Guess what I'm trying to say is that I've seen Pisces and cancer make successful couple (romantic or not) with signs they aren't supposed to be compatible with, but when it comes to their traditional compatibility they just don't work or prefer to remain friends, which suggests that they don't have the chemistry that astrologers are trying to promote everywhere.

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2024/07/13
22:09 UTC

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Most altruistic and generous signs /placements?

According to you, what are the most generous and altruistic signs/placements you know?

For me personally: Libra sun/mercury, Leo venus, Pisces sun/mercury, Taurus venus.

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2024/07/13
21:45 UTC

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Being a libra sucks

We get so much hate, we’re indecisive, What are we good at? Caps like to look down on us the most almost as if we’re children. Idk maybe I’m just a depressed libra but I’m over it, I’m a loner now I’ve grown to dislike all the signs now equally.

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2024/07/13
21:35 UTC

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Pisces woman and her army of admirers.

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2024/07/13
21:25 UTC

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Aries mom to her Pisces child

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2024/07/13
21:21 UTC

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Love Island USA

Just discovered that Aaron is a Gemini and every single thing about his behavior makes sense. However, was not expecting Kaylor to be a Capricorn AT ALL

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2024/07/13
21:00 UTC

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Gemini mom, Aquarius child. Yes, they can be emotionally close.

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2024/07/13
20:47 UTC

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A basic guide to dressing like your Venus sign (Pt 1)

When you dress up like your Venus sign, you look nicer and more importantly, you feel more confident and comfortable in your own skin (and I want everyone to be able to walk out of their homes feeling themselves, that’s the goal of all glamour magic). Obviously you can dress however you want but if you’re still trying to develop your own style or want to change up your wardrobe, I sincerely hope this helps you even a little bit. I’ll divide it into 3 parts, so it’s easier to digest

Aries- add warmer colors to your wardrobe no matter what you choose to wear. Reds, oranges, yellows, warm browns, etc. If your style is more tomboyish or you’re open to exploring it, the street style aesthetic and athleisure is a way to go. Since aries rules the head, use hats and other headpieces as an integral part of your outfit and not just as an afterthought, and put in more intent when styling your hair (that last little bit goes for yall too Aries ascendants 👀)

Cancer- you’re channeling in the moon, so include more silver and pearl jewelry into your outfits, hoop earrings are also great. Since cancer rules the chest don’t be too shy about showing a little cleavage or at least wearing tops that accentuates the bust and midsection. Wear a lot of necklaces, especially low hanging pendants. Look into the romantic core aesthetic (that’s what they call it on the clock app and Pinterest, don’t come for me) and add more blues, purples (idk why but lilac, periwinkle and baby blue are the colors I think of) and cooler greys to your wardrobe.

Virgo- most people would tell you to look into the academia aesthetic and while I’m not saying you should dress like a student straight out of a harry potter book or like a Victorian child, definitely add more neutral and more muted versions of whatever color you want to your wardrobe no matter what you choose to wear. Matching sets/suits are good. Fabrics like leather, corduroy and tweed and patterns like plaid, houndstooth, and tortoiseshell (Jewelry) are what’s coming to mind. I noticed that Virgo Venuses like to keep jewelry to a minimum but if you want to stack your jewelry, do so, I encourage it. Virgo rules the abdomen so don’t be scared to show that off, or wear accessories that accentuate it (like waist chains, belly rings, belts, etc)

Sagittarius- Boho/ 70s hippie is the aesthetic i always think of when i think Venus in Sag (and the style i personally gravitate towards as a Sag Venus). Loose and flowy clothes and funky patterns like paisley and patchwork are what comes to mind. Statement jewelry is a must. Bright clothing is great (even if most of your outfit is of a neutral/earthy tone, add a pop of a bright color to it), so is statement jewelry. Flared and wide legged pants are also good. Specific colors coming to mind are purple and orange.

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2024/07/13
19:50 UTC

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Am I being led on by a cancer male?

I have never been with a cancer before and I'm trying to understand him a bit better, if this is normal cancer male behavior or am I just being led on lol... A little background...I met him a few months ago, went on a date, had a really great time but it didn't end up going anywhere as he let me know he started getting serious with another girl and he wanted to be faithful to her which I respected.

He reached out to me two months ago and we hung out shortly after that. It took us a while to land on a day that worked for both of us as we were both traveling and busy with summer plans. He did cancel plans twice before we actually hung out (this is important). When we hung out it was really fun and there was a lot of chemistry. We fooled around but didnt end up having sex as he said he likes to wait a bit to have sex with people he cares about. He texted me the day after asking me what my plans were the following weekend and if I wanted to do something with him and his friends. We also spoke every day since then even though the texts have been a tad spaced out throughout the day. He's in real estate development so I appreciated the texts even though I know he was busy.

I texted him on Thursday night letting him know something came up Saturday afternoon for me (which is when we had plans), and asked if he wanted to do something Friday night instead or at another point during the weekend. He didn't text me back for almost a full 24hours and said that it was alright and that he has a busy weekend but "I'll see you soon!"

I feel like he is blowing me off. He has always been hard to nail down but I'm wondering if im being overly sensitive or if I even have anything to worry about. I really like him and will make time to see him but I feel like since he has cancelled on me twice and then was just like "im busy" with no firm rescheduling, that he is blowing me off.

Does anyone have any thoughts? anyone that is an expert in cancer males?

Should I pull back a little for the chase? I have seen mixed things on if cancer males like a chase or not.

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2024/07/13
19:39 UTC

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What sign had the largest equipment? 🍆

This one Virgo guy I knew tried to molest me. He laid in bed next to me and spooned me and then when he rubbed up on me I was shocked to feel such a huge sausage. When he inserted it orally I was almost choking and then he finally got off of me when he realized I wasn’t into it.

But yas, yas… that was the biggest package I’ve seen in real life. He could have tore my watermelon 🍉 flavoured fruity cakes up had he tried to penetrate them! 😩🤷

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2024/07/13
19:17 UTC

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neptune square asc people, how are you perceived?

im at my first gin tonic i want to mind ur business

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2024/07/13
18:59 UTC

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8H Jupiter and sexual repression?

Much of what I've seen online regarding 8H Jupiter discusses a strong interest in sex and even hypersexuality. Is it possible for someone with an 8H Jupiter to have a disinterest in or discomfort with sex? Or have an inconsistent sex drive?

What if an 8H Jupiter is in harsh aspect with Saturn?

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2024/07/13
18:41 UTC

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To Cancer Women Need Advice

Ok so I’ve met a Cancer ♋️ girl I’m a Taurus ♉️ man I’ve never dated a cancer and need some advice, I’ve broken the ice. She’d always look at me when talking to other guys I mean straight up turning away giving them her back during their conversations and giving me a look to the point I’m in love with her eyes, yet she would never come talk to me even if we are around each other when she’s alone she’d avoid me. I eventually learned from this group Cancers like to be chased so thanks to that I, the shy bull, figured she wanted me to make the first move and broke the ice, which is not my normal nature I’m shy and reserved in my own shell and gosh darn it she got me out of my comfort zone, anyway We have established first name basis. So questions I have:

  1. Do you girls think she likes me based on the info provided?, I’m just curious I don’t know the nature of cancers, romantically speaking, if you’re shy or not because I can be very shy. I have cancer friends both male and female but it’s a different situation when it comes to love, sorry us Taurus can be mentally insecure and need reassurance

  2. Any advice on the conversations, I am a Taurus and can be a little brutish and straightforward in conversations should I beat around the bush or be straightforward? I’ve read make her feel safe so she comes out of her shell, emotionally, but again brutish taurus.

  3. Any first date ideas to make cancer comfortable to get to know her better would be really appreciated I’d prefer for her to be in an environment where she’s able to feel comfortable enough to open up and talk, me I’m very open and wear my heart on my sleeve and will adapt since I’m the one courting. I want to make her feel emotionally and intellectually safe I do like her a lot.

  4. Any other suggestions or information volunteered about Cancers♋️ is appreciated as well to establish a basic understanding since we all are unique individuals but we have basic common traits under each of our astrological signs

Thanks in advance

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2024/07/13
18:40 UTC

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