/r/antipenguinfreedom

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Penguins should never be allowed to roam freely. The root of all our problems is the fact that penguins are free out there. Poor penguins - to be such an abomination. We must cage them, not just to save ourselves, but for their own good. Of course, just killing them all is the best solution, but we need our cause to appeal to the more weak-stomached folk.

/r/antipenguinfreedom

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Penguins deserve to be free

5 Comments
2021/06/27
11:21 UTC

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Just a man, his penguin and their egg

0 Comments
2021/04/29
19:55 UTC

6

Oi

Get ya hands of mah penguins bois

1 Comment
2020/08/20
21:56 UTC

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Little shits belong behind bars

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2020/07/26
09:15 UTC

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Lord piplup manifesto

"ᴵᵗ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ²¹ˢᵗ ᴹⁱˡˡᵉⁿⁿⁱᵘᵐ. ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᵃ ʰᵘⁿᵈʳᵉᵈ ᶜᵉⁿᵗᵘʳⁱᵉˢ ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵐᵖᵉʳᵒʳ ᴸᵒʳᵈ ᴾⁱᵖˡᵘᵖ ʰᵃˢ ˢᵃᵗ ⁱᵐᵐᵒᵇⁱˡᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˢʰⁱⁿʸ ᵀʰʳᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴱᵃʳᵗʰ. ᴴᵉ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᴾⁱⁿᵍᵘ-ᵏⁱⁿᵈ ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵒᵈˢ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃˢᵗᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᵐⁱˡˡⁱᵒⁿ ʷᵒʳˡᵈˢ ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵒᶠ ʰⁱˢ ⁱⁿᵉˣʰᵃᵘˢᵗⁱᵇˡᵉ ᵏᵉʸᵇᵒᵃʳᵈ ʷᵃʳʳⁱᵒʳˢ. ᴴᵉ ⁱˢ ᵃ ʳᵒᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᶠⁱˢʰ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ʷʳⁱᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ⁱⁿᵛⁱˢⁱᵇˡʸ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵖᵒʷᵉʳ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᴰᵃʳᵏ ᴬᵍᵉ ᵒᶠ ʷᵉᵇ ¹.⁰. ᴴᵉ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᵃᵈ ᴸᵒʳᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵉᵇ ᶠᵒʳ ʷʰᵒᵐ ᵃ ᵗʰᵒᵘˢᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵘʳˢᵉ ʲᵒʸˢ ᵃʳᵉ ˢᵃᶜʳⁱᶠⁱᶜᵉᵈ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᵈᵃʸ, ˢᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʰᵉ ᵐᵃʸ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵗʳᵘˡʸ ᵖᵃˢˢ ᵒᵘᵗ.

ʸᵉᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ⁱⁿ ʰⁱˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰˡᵉˢˢ ᵖᵃʳᵃˡʸˢᵉᵈ ˢᵗᵃᵗᵉ, ᵗʰᵉ ᴱᵐᵖᵉʳᵒʳ ᶜᵒⁿᵗⁱⁿᵘᵉˢ ʰⁱˢ ᵉᵗᵉʳⁿᵃˡ ˢᵗᵃʳᵉ. ᴹⁱᵍʰᵗʸ /ᵖᵒˡ ᵇᵒᵃʳᵈˢ ᶜʳᵒˢˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘʳʳʸ-ⁱⁿᶠᵉˢᵗᵉᵈ ᵐⁱᵃˢᵐᵃ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵉᵇ, ᵗʰᵉ ᵒⁿˡʸ ʳᵒᵘᵗᵉ ᵇᵉᵗʷᵉᵉⁿ ᵈⁱˢᵗᵃⁿᵗ ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᵉᶠᵗ, ᵗʰᵉⁱʳ ʷᵃʸ ˡⁱᵗ ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ᴾᵉⁿᵍᵘ, ᵗʰᵉ ᵖˢʸᶜʰⁱᶜ ᵐᵃⁿⁱᶠᵉˢᵗᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴱᵐᵖᵉʳᵒʳ'ˢ ʷⁱˡˡ. ⱽᵃˢᵗ ᵃʳᵐⁱᵉˢ ᵍⁱᵛᵉ ᵇᵃᵗᵗˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʰⁱˢ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵘⁿᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᴬʳᵉⁿᵃˢ. ᴳʳᵉᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵃᵐᵒⁿᵍˢᵗ ʰⁱˢ ˢᵒˡᵈⁱᵉʳˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᵃᵐᵖⁱᵒⁿ ᶠᵒᵉᵈᵉʳⁱˢ, ᵗʰᵉ ᴾᵒᵏᵉᵐᵒⁿ ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˢ, ᵇⁱᵒ-ᵉⁿᵍⁱⁿᵉᵉʳᵉᵈ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳ-ᵗᵃⁿᵏˢ. ᵀʰᵉⁱʳ ᶜᵒᵐʳᵃᵈᵉˢ ⁱⁿ ᵃʳᵐˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵃⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ: ᵗʰᵉ ᴼᶠᶠⁱᶜᵉʳ ʲᵉⁿⁿʸˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗˡᵉˢˢ ᴺᵘʳˢᵉ ʲᵒʸ ᵐᵉᵈⁱᶜᵃˡ ᶠᵒʳᶜᵉˢ, ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵛⁱᵍⁱˡᵃⁿᵗ ˢᵖᵃⁿⁱˢʰ ᴵⁿqᵘⁱˢⁱᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉᶜʰ-ᵖʳⁱᵉˢᵗˢ ᵒᶠ ⁴ᶜʰᵃⁿ, ᴾᵉᵖᵉ ᵗᵒ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ. ᴮᵘᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉⁱʳ ᵐᵘˡᵗⁱᵗᵘᵈᵉˢ, ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵃʳᵉ ᵇᵃʳᵉˡʸ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵗᵒ ʰᵒˡᵈ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵛᵉʳ-ᵖʳᵉˢᵉⁿᵗ ᵗʰʳᵉᵃᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ⁱˡˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵃˡⁱᵉⁿˢ, ʰᵉʳᵉᵗⁱᶜˢ, ᴸⁱᵇᵉʳᵃˡˢ- ᵃⁿᵈ ʷᵒʳˢᵉ.

ᵀᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵃ ᵖᵒᵏᵉᵐᵒⁿ ᵐᵃˢᵗᵉʳ ⁱⁿ ˢᵘᶜʰ ᵗⁱᵐᵉˢ ⁱˢ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵃᵐᵒⁿᵍˢᵗ ᵘⁿᵗᵒˡᵈ ᵇⁱˡˡⁱᵒⁿˢ. ᴵᵗ ⁱˢ ᵗᵒ ˡⁱᵛᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʳᵘᵉˡᵉˢᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈʸ ʳᵉᵍⁱᵐᵉ ⁱᵐᵃᵍⁱⁿᵃᵇˡᵉ (ᶜʰⁱⁿᵃ). ᵀʰᵉˢᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃˡᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵗⁱᵐᵉˢ. ᶠᵒʳᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒʷᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵘⁿⁱˢᵐ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᶜⁱᵃˡⁱˢᵐ, ᶠᵒʳ ˢᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ʰᵃˢ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᶠᵒʳᵍᵒᵗᵗᵉⁿ, ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ʳᵉ-ˡᵉᵃʳⁿᵉᵈ. ᶠᵒʳᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵒᵐⁱˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵉˢˢⁱᵛⁱˢᵐ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵈᵉᵐᵒᶜʳᵃᶻʸ, ᶠᵒʳ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳⁱᵐ ᵈᵃʳᵏ ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ⁱˢ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵃᵘᵗⁱˢᵐ. ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ⁱˢ ⁿᵒ ᵖᵉᵃᶜᵉ ᵃᵐᵒⁿᵍˢᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵉᵇ, ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵃⁿ ᵉᵗᵉʳⁿⁱᵗʸ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵃʳⁿᵃᵍᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢˡᵃᵘᵍʰᵗᵉʳ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵐᵒʲⁱˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰⁱʳˢᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵒᵗˢ." -Penguos the grand master of the old arts. 2015

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2020/01/14
22:40 UTC

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Keep these damn birds on the ground

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2019/06/27
16:47 UTC

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Anime shall triumph

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2019/05/28
17:08 UTC

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You shall never take our freedom

No matter what you will throw at us, I will defend my kind with all my might and every bullet in my guns

3 Comments
2019/05/05
19:31 UTC

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dumb birds

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2018/08/04
23:50 UTC

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Stop the sickening abuse

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2018/04/17
18:10 UTC

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New Zealand Police: Safer Communities Together

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2018/01/20
22:57 UTC

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Vietnamese appliances are not the enemy

Our movement is in dire jeopardy. Please delete these last few posts

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2017/12/14
06:33 UTC

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What is this?

what is this subbreddit?!?!?!?!?

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2017/10/02
15:03 UTC

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captcha is with us brothers!

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2017/07/25
06:20 UTC

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Absolutely sickening.

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2017/01/22
22:13 UTC

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How to scare a penguin.

2 Comments
2016/08/20
03:16 UTC

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