/r/ZeHarem

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ZeHarem is a harem lead by /u/ZeHaffen.

ZeHarem is a harem lead by /u/ZeHaffen.

The Harem:

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/r/ZeHarem

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If Kirito was a turtle...

If Kirito was a turtle, he would probably weigh around 700 pounds. That is about 5 times as much as the average 62 kilogram man.

The average man ejaculates 3.7 mL of semen. If the amount remains proportional to body mass, a turtle would ejaculate around 19 mL of semen.

Kirito was in SAO for two years. Two years is about 730 days.

Assuming that an average male is able to generate the semen for one ejaculation per day, the turtle should have had 730 days worth of semen.

730 days times 19 mL is 13870 mL, or 13.87 liters, of semen.

Therefore, if Kirito was a turtle, his "two years worth of semen" would be about 14 liters.

6 Comments
2016/03/07
06:03 UTC

2

What happened to our CSS?

I hop on this sub to check for the new dankest memes, and I find our massive Leafa has been relegated to the top corner, the cursor replaced, and an overall cleaner subreddit.

What is happening people? I wasn't aware this place was supposed to look nice!?!?!?

8 Comments
2016/02/26
04:27 UTC

3

All I want to know is.

Who in Kayaba's name created that Leafa Drawing?

3 Comments
2016/02/09
02:26 UTC

1

New flairs have been added!

19 Comments
2016/02/02
04:52 UTC

1

Why is Yuuki/ThatOneLance in the sidebar?

She ded.

6 Comments
2016/01/20
23:11 UTC

5

Mooooom! Zappa's being weird again!

6 Comments
2016/01/16
23:21 UTC

3

1000 Miles SAO

6 Comments
2016/01/08
07:19 UTC

4

TIL this exsists

I will make something creative and saddening and post it here it may take time but it will happen.

12 Comments
2016/01/05
13:23 UTC

3

Do I win?

16 Comments
2016/01/04
23:33 UTC

4

Wut

Feb 27 2024

As there are no signs of Reddit respecting users' data, no remorse whatsoever post-API enshittification, and indiscriminately changing their ToS and whatnot as loophole to continue to do so, I don't see any reason to let my posts/comments up. This text is my request to GDPR and not reroll my posts/comments data for the foreseeable future.

Fuck reddit.

6 Comments
2016/01/04
00:05 UTC

5

(Mis)adventures of the ZeHarem Opening by /u/deadfracture99

9 Comments
2016/01/03
21:38 UTC

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