/r/XRatedHaiku
You have a sauce for fruity haiku, this is the place for that haiku.
You have a sauce for fruity haiku, this is the place for that haiku.
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/r/XRatedHaiku
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homosexual / my T-cells, still plentiful / remove the condom
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2024/04/23
15:38 UTC
15:38 UTC
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"ooo ohh oh god ooo" / I will have what she's having / When Billy Met Meg
This was re-posted because the original contained a syllabic error.
It is a reference to a memorable scene from the movie "When Harry Met Sally" starring Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan. Hence the last line or stanza: When Billy Met Meg.
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2024/03/27
13:22 UTC
13:22 UTC
3
homosexual / my buttocks, unsatisfied / need your services
1 Comment
2024/02/19
17:01 UTC
17:01 UTC
6
Fat lines of cocaine/ so hi my dick won't get hard/ opiate come down
0 Comments
2024/02/09
01:25 UTC
01:25 UTC
3
Your girl is with me/ extracted all my fluids/ you can have her back
0 Comments
2024/02/09
01:21 UTC
01:21 UTC
2
Drank too much today / And I'm still not feeling well / Stimulants are better
0 Comments
2024/02/08
03:56 UTC
03:56 UTC
1
Snort a line from your / dick and pretend I wasn't virgin / back when I met you
0 Comments
2024/02/08
03:47 UTC
03:47 UTC
3
A powerful thrust/ A sigh, a moan, flesh gives way/ Eyes roll, sheer pleasure
2 Comments
2024/01/25
14:13 UTC
14:13 UTC
5
Fuck insomnia/ Fuck your whole operation/ let me fucking sleep
0 Comments
2024/01/02
14:15 UTC
14:15 UTC
3
Chinese gay porno / lots of pointing and laughing / is it in yet, Chang?
2 Comments
2023/12/17
18:59 UTC
18:59 UTC
2
can't find my britches / guess I'll keep masturbating / to Latin Inches
0 Comments
2023/10/31
10:29 UTC
10:29 UTC
7
a low traffic sub / why would anyone read this? / oh, yeah, my buttocks
2 Comments
2023/10/03
13:28 UTC
13:28 UTC
14
I’m so fucking wet/God, I want you so badly/Breed my little holes
What I want to say to him, but cannot
2 Comments
2023/10/02
17:50 UTC
17:50 UTC
3
hands gracing your bulge/table hiding sinful acts/soon you'll get dessert
0 Comments
2023/09/29
19:52 UTC
19:52 UTC
3
bites on velvet skin/lustful cries muffed by the storm/bodies intertwined
2 Comments
2023/09/28
15:43 UTC
15:43 UTC
2
wrapped hands on my neck/so hungry to pleasure you/worshiping master
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2023/09/28
00:21 UTC
00:21 UTC
2
homosexual / your research in gay rectal / just impeccable
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2023/09/11
09:32 UTC
09:32 UTC
2
Tangled, but soaring/ lonely hearts ache, we succumbed/ a rose tinted night
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2023/08/17
14:31 UTC
14:31 UTC
3
homosexual / springtime for your genitals / winter for my ass
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2023/08/10
14:04 UTC
14:04 UTC
3
my fingers delight / in this auspicious moment / i let out a gasp
0 Comments
2023/08/02
00:07 UTC
00:07 UTC
3
men on a mission / jockeying for position / my buttocks, exposed
0 Comments
2023/07/02
15:24 UTC
15:24 UTC
1
I woke up today/ Booty on my insta feed/ I fucking love life
0 Comments
2023/06/30
08:10 UTC
08:10 UTC
1
always in the mood / passionate grunting so lewd / homosexual
0 Comments
2023/06/24
10:38 UTC
10:38 UTC
2
Skid marks stain my mind/ The “shit” you have put me through/ Flush it all away
This is dedicated to my friend who won’t stop sending me pictures of his “aftermath”
2 Comments
2023/06/19
02:35 UTC
02:35 UTC
5
Getting fucked by life / The others have a good time / Leave me here to die
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2023/06/08
07:50 UTC
07:50 UTC
9
There once was a man / From Nantucket… oh, fuck it / This is a haiku
1 Comment
2023/05/28
12:45 UTC
12:45 UTC
2
gee whillikers, son / your asshole just made me come / don't tell your uncle
0 Comments
2023/05/26
12:10 UTC
12:10 UTC
2
an earnest request / forcibly sniff my buttocks / ignore my protests
0 Comments
2023/05/15
15:19 UTC
15:19 UTC
1
flying buttockses / gargoyles sucking massive cocks / gay architecture
4 Comments
2023/05/04
15:38 UTC
15:38 UTC
3
Pretty big penis / Fits in my big open mouth / Gobble gobble yeah
0 Comments
2023/04/28
02:55 UTC
02:55 UTC