/r/XRatedHaiku
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/r/XRatedHaiku
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Taut legs quivering / Contorted in ecstacy / Toes curling from bliss
05:15 UTC
Complacently calm / Kneeling while waiting for me / Craving to be touched
04:58 UTC
awaiting commands / always playful yet needy / writhing in pleasure
05:04 UTC
Panting for much more/Grabbing my tight, pink cervix/breasts flopping like cakes.
15:15 UTC
Panting and eager / Yearning for his Miss' touch / Desperation swells
05:29 UTC
Fulfilled fantasies / Edged so long he can't go back / Dripping his own need
04:20 UTC
Clenched between my thighs / Moisture greets an eager tongue / Soaked by his passion
06:46 UTC
Saturated red/ Smearing on his limbs and shaft/ One blissful slave boy
06:42 UTC
Forsake all judgements/ Take refuge under my leash/ A good boy is free
01:52 UTC
held down by four hands/ two dominants with their toy/ thrilling helplessness
Something I know for sure, masturbating all day is wasting your life. There's nothing for you on here. Don't you think that's simply the truth? If you feel like you're ready for some real pussy, you can visit u/Extension_Gur7753 and click on the link to find an actual horny human being that would be dumb enough to date you.
10:18 UTC
Tangled, but soaring/ lonely hearts ache, we succumbed/ a rose tinted night
Something I know for sure, looking at models all day is not life progress. Being on here will never get you real pussy. Am I wrong? If you're ready for the real thing, you may visit u/Appropriate-Fun-738 and click on the link to find another that would share the burden with you.
10:33 UTC
Tight black leather skirt / I love how it hugs your ass / Let me unzip you
Being truthful, being on here is a complete waste of time. You're never fucking a reddit model. Don't you agree with that? If you'd like to change that once and for all, you can visit u/Miserable-Earth-149 and click on the link to give yourself a real chance.
19:21 UTC
homosexual / inspect this King Kong ding dong / using your buttocks
10:15 UTC
Limbs are quivering/ whips slashing open his skin/ moaning, whimpering
04:21 UTC
In her box, my fist, / Creator of pussy mist / Puddle of her piss
It's about female ejaculation and fisting.
21:46 UTC
GRIDologist weeps / For my buttocks plays for keeps / Have at it, my son
16:25 UTC
Skin brushes an ear / Anticipating lips part / A queen takes her throne
21:58 UTC
summer in Europe / my buttocks, aromatic / mon dieu, sacré bleu!
17:44 UTC
Sudanese bathhouse / 14 inch hard minimum / Praise be to Allah!
09:40 UTC
Caged, edged, and denied / The pavement to paradise / Freedom is the price
09:27 UTC
flying through the sky / stopping villains with my lips / cum is my reward
22:55 UTC
Boys have a penis / and girls have a vagina / it’s not a tumor
10:21 UTC
homosexual / be my rectal Peeping Tom / use your penis-eye!
14:07 UTC
Dying love starved still/ we fuck silently, my worth/gone as your sweet words.
20:44 UTC
homosexual / at the Dollar Genital / buying used condoms
22:15 UTC
test results be damned / embrace your mortality / plunder my buttocks
12:31 UTC
Just a lonely mom/ Helping all the young men cum/ That's why I'm a MILF
23:42 UTC
Your digital slut / My lust shines through the pixels / I'm ready to serve
19:34 UTC
we're out of condoms / but I have gay erection / let the GRID times roll
11:31 UTC
just delectable / your buttocks, primed for rectal / homosexual
10:11 UTC