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Someone drew this for me because I can't draw

08:02 UTC


Am I doing it right?

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21:03 UTC


Therapy dogs, by /u/jakethesnaake

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08:05 UTC


Buddhist Navy Seal (from r/badeasternphilosophy)

What was that which you just said about me, my friend? I think you ought to know that I have completed my time as a novice-monk, and I've passed through the Gateless Gate, and I've lived for over 300 cycles of rebirth. I am trained in anapanasati and I'm the most senior bhikkhuni in my local sangha. You are nothing to me but just another human being worthy of dignity and respect. I will have compassion upon you with loving-kindness the likes of which has never been seen before in the Cycle of Samsara - you would do well to remember these words. Do you believe that you can say these things and still escape the principle of dependent origination? Perhaps you should reexamine those beliefs, brother. As we speak I am contemplating the importance of accepting your words with detachment and equanimity, so, without malice, I advise you to prepare for the storm, young one. The storm of suffering that afflicts all living creatures in this world. You are trapped in a cycle of death and rebirth, child. Not only am I extensively trained in the Mahayana Tripitaka, but I have access to the entire Pali canon as well, and I will use its teachings to their full extent to help alleviate the suffering within you which causes you to say hurtful things about others. You could reach Nirvana anywhere, any time, and I can help you achieve enlightenment in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with the study of Koan. If only you could understand what evil karma these words of yours would sow, perhaps you would have had the wisdom to keep silent. Nevertheless, this was beyond what you have been prepared for, and so I promise that I will do my best to ease the suffering that you have brought upon yourself. I will teach you the path of the Bodhisattva and you will revel in it. Your suffering may yet reach its end, child.

23:44 UTC


The "Meadow" reviews are just full of wholesome copypasta.

One fine day a baby Lynx cub was wondering the meadows alone, he collects flowers, swims in the rivers and takes a relaxing nap by the enchanting waterfalls, he is soon woken by the howling of another animal, he glances around only to spot a pair of older Lynxes upon the horizon. He pushes himself to his feet and lets out a little howl of his own to try and attract their attention, fearing he has not been heard he decides to take a walk in their direction to see what all the noise was about.

The two older stronger animals were not alone, there was also a Frog a Deer and a Rabbit present. They appeared to be paying a lot of attention to a huge rock which was stood before them, as the baby Lynx approached, the rock shattered leaving some shiny objects before them, which seemed to please the other animals as they proudly smiled, howled and jumped for joy.

The cub gave a shy look at them all as the Frog urged him to follow them, the little Lynx did so, throughout the day, the animals wandered everywhere breaking rocks, collecting flowers, even playing football together. Soon the night began to fall and the animals slowly started showing sad tearful faces as they faded away. The little Lynx cub howled, his cheeks wet with tears too as the land became seemingly more empty.

He soon heard a rustling somewhere close by, looking around he spied a pair of badgers coming towards him, an Eagle flew just above them in the sky, like he was guiding them.

The little Lynx cub smiled to himself, filled with a sense of well-being and safety, he flipped onto his back to watch the stars, the other animals gave him a smile as they passed by.

He had realised he had found a land where animals can run free from danger, the Meadow felt like home, he didn't know how he had got there, but he knew this was a land with a place for all, it was a place for love where there was everlasting peace................

From http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198364111575/recommended/486310/

22:50 UTC


alway rember happy day

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy wen day is dark alway rember happy day

00:47 UTC


What did you just say to me?

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

15:47 UTC

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