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Happy Cakeday, r/WholesomeCopypasta! Today you're 6

Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.

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2022/12/21
19:06 UTC

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Happy Cakeday, r/WholesomeCopypasta! Today you're 5

Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.

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2021/12/21
19:06 UTC

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Reasons to kill yourself

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2021/08/04
17:33 UTC

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Happy Cakeday, r/WholesomeCopypasta! Today you're 4

Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.

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2020/12/21
19:00 UTC

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From r/copypasta

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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2020/08/05
20:40 UTC

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My chameleon

I wanted a cham my whole life. I got one when I was 20yo and read up on them like crazy. He was a red x blue bar amilobe panther. I saw him at a day old. Took him as soon as I could and named him Pixel. Cost a lot of money to raise from so young, developed cancer much later in life, but only suffered within the last couple of days due to appointment and decision to put him down.

He lived a great life and I would do it all again. He loved cartoons, his favourite was Bob's Burgers. He also loved to watch eastenders when my mother put it on whilst I lived there, he hated anything war-like with killing (he would go to the bottom of the tall viv and face the back, falling out with us until something nicer was on TV).

He also loved fireworks and would "ask" to come out of the viv at least once daily. He played in the garden when it was warm and sunny. And I would never regret having him for a second, even though it only lasted 5.5 years!

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2020/05/24
12:37 UTC

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From r/copypasta since I can’t cross post to here

50+ year old dad here. Chop my own wood, drive a 1970 Holden, can track animals, used to be a slaughterman and drover (Aussie cowboy), and not afraid to be myself.

Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots.

If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I’d most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn’t need to prove anything to them, and they’d already proved they weren’t worth my time.

My Little Pony is awesome. It’s smart! It teaches a great set of values with humour. It has songs! It shows that it’s okay to ask for help, to be kind, to forgive, to believe in oneself, that one can push through and achieve great stuff.

But even if it weren’t all those things - let people enjoy what they enjoy! My kids like Pokémon - I hate it with a passion. But I always make it clear to them that that’s fine. They can like it, I can hate it, and it doesn’t matter. I just ask them to watch it when I’m not around so I don’t have to put up with it.

I nearly bought myself a Pinkie Pie soft toy the other day. Partially because I knew my kids would love it, partially because I like Pinkie Pie. But I’m trying t declutter at the moment, so I didn’t.

But if they’d had a Fluttershy in stock, I’d have definitely bought that!

Even if I weren’t a rough old bugger who likes and tries to protect venomous spiders and snakes, loves horror movies, Swedish Metal bands, Doctor Who, Batman, and is fond of the Princess Diaries and MLP - so what?

So what should you do? You should ask your son to show you three great episodes of MLP. You should non-judgementally watch them with him. And even if you hate the show, keep the negativity to yourself. Ask him what he likes about it? Take an interest.

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2019/11/28
17:51 UTC

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Found on r/teenagers

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....

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2019/03/04
01:59 UTC

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Now listen here

Now listen here you lonely little shit, you ever hear of Eva Braun? Well in case you havnt that is Hitler's wife. You know what that means? Hitler was good enough to have a relationship, so you can too. Now, I'm not comparing you to Hitler, the point is the bar is that fucking low for success, you are miles above that. Whatever problems you have with yourself is irrelevant or even attractive to someone else, you just need to find them.

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2018/11/11
15:27 UTC

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Love u😍💞

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2018/11/11
05:35 UTC

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hopefully it'll make your day UwU

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2018/07/20
08:33 UTC

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soundcloud copypasta

Don't read this. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Now you've started reading this don't stop this is so freaky. But if you read this and ignore it then you will have not very bad luck good day. Put this on 15 songs in 144 mins. When you are done press space bar and your crushes name will appear in big letters on the screen this is so freaky it actually works

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2018/07/16
03:42 UTC

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Found this in a comment section of Pikmin OST:

Fantasy-esque games and the Hobbit may inspire adventure and pay homage to the natural world, but Pikmin are the only games that inspire that sense of something special in what may seem ordinary or taken for granted: An old watering can, a pile of leaves, a bridge of sticks, cracked pavement, sprouting mushrooms. Pikmin really makes me want to go outside and appreciate nature, not as some glorious, god-like force, but as a small, intricate, and beautiful phenomenon that surrounds us wherever we go. The music captures this so well, I think especially that of Pikmin 3: the flowing, spotty melodies and varying dynamics mimic the nooks, crannies, secrets, and little passageways that dot every map. It makes you feel as if there is a world to discover just beneath your feet (in real life) anywhere you go.

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2018/02/04
01:03 UTC

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To be fair, you don't need to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

To be fair, you don't need to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is subtle at times but it is still filled with jokes for casual viewers. There is no need to have a grasp of physics theories as most jokes are based on the In universe physics established by the show. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, that Rick did justify in the episode in which he turns into a pickle, but the other characters are also right in resenting his negative outlook. People who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE people with different tastes. I laugh at most of the show's jokes and think that the show can be really smart at times but I can understand why some people don't like it.

And yes, by the way, i don't have a Rick & Morty tattoo. As I like to donate blood regularly.

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2017/11/13
06:45 UTC

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thanking Ziz

he,y I heared that 1 year ago on reddit about "getting used to permanent streamer Ziz because there are no alternetives". Was funny to read but somehow its true. I got used to you telling me stories all the time while playing myself poe or other games. Its like having a guild in other games. There is allways something there but you dont have to interact. ^^

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2017/07/23
10:00 UTC

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"My grandfather smoked his whole life"

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret seeing you smoke, because your friendship means a lot to me and I want you to live a long and happy life.

Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/2mh8gu/my_grandfather_smoked_his_whole_life/

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2017/02/02
13:52 UTC

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"The community here is cancer" but the nice version

The community here is amazing. Everything is being showered by nice copypasta. The comments section of every post is slowly becoming the friendliest place to be. Even this is going to end up as a genuine copypasta, I guarantee it.

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2016/12/31
03:56 UTC

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Bob wants his message shared :)

Hello, best greetings to whomever may read this message. I am Bob from the United States and currently 43 years of age. My dream has always been to make this world a better place :) Ofcourse this isn't always as easy as it sounds, but my father told me that as long as you believe in yourself, everything is possible. I work at a Nice job with lots of benefits, so that i can pay my bills on time, and make sure i can send positieve vibes your way over the internet. This was my story, and if you would like to distribute this by means of copy paste, i say go for it my friend! Help make this world a better place by spreading this ppsitive message :) Godspeed to you!

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2016/12/25
22:45 UTC

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You called a lonely person unloved.

I love you all. Here's the thing. You said a "lonely person is unloved.” Could they be related? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies loneliness, depression, anxiety, and even dysthymia, I am telling you, specifically, in psychology, no one calls lonely people losers. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "people alone on Christmas” you're referring to the social grouping of Loneliness, which includes things from neckbeards to introverts. So your reasoning for calling a lonely person unloved is because random people "grossly mistreated introverted people?" Let's get developers and writers in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a loser or a loner? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A lonely person is a lonely person and doesn’t have many people to celebrate holidays with. But that's not what you said. You said a lonely person is unloved, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all people who aren’t extroverted losers, which means you'd call a large portion of the population unloved, too. Which you said you don't. So please, won't you share some love this holiday season?

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2016/12/25
21:29 UTC

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Great stuff

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2016/12/25
21:17 UTC

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What did you just say, friend?

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

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2016/12/21
19:07 UTC

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