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From the “Insult Restaurant” sketch. I never got this joke
Does anybody know the video where the guys talk about dorf? I believe it was a sketch review video but I can't remember which one
Haven’t seen a new stream in a while, did I miss something?
I went to a catholic school when I was in jr high and I wasn’t the best student. I didn’t ever do anything bad bad but I just never shut the fuck up and was always trying to make my friends laugh. The teachers and especially the principal despised me.
Anyways in religion class one day we had to make raps about the Ten Commandments lmao. The teacher left the room, one girl wrote “RAPS TODAY” on the chalkboard, then another kid wrote “corn dawgz!!!”. I was looking at the board and thought of something funny to do. I put a G and an E in raps today so it said “GRAPES TODAY”. I wasn’t trying to make an innuendo or anything I just thought it was funny.
The teacher walks in, sees the G but not the E so she erases it and then goes to her desk. The entire class is looking around and stifling laughter because of the giant “RAPES TODAY” on the chalkboard. Eventually the teacher saw it, went back to the board and drew the G back way smaller and off to the side, took a picture and sent me to the principals office.
I was pleading for my life that I literally meant grapes not “g rapes”, I was already about to be suspended for too many detentions so I was trying my best to tell him where I was coming from. The more I talked the less he believed me, I could tell the explanation was going nowhere and eventually he said “I know what you were referencing”. He started typing something on his computer, spun the screen around so it was facing me and said in a smug gotcha voice he said “let me know if this is familiar. And you better not laugh or you’ll be in even more trouble”
It was the fucking Grapist sketch. This dude made me watch the entire Grapist sketch and the whole time he was staring at me with his fingers crossed at his mouth with his head slightly leaned down straight glaring. I could feel my face turning dark red and the veins in my neck bulging out from trying to not laugh, I even shittily tried to cover a few chuckles with a cough lmao.
He didn’t believe that I just literally meant grapes and nothing more and I got an all day Saturday detention where I had to do manual labor. It was some bullshit but I wouldn’t undo it, looking back that whole exchange was just too funny and surreal to regret
I hope the guys get to see this I’m sure they’d get a kick out of it
Hey all, I saw a sketch on a WKYK livestream the other day that I can’t seem to find at all. It was in black and white with Trevor, Timmy, and a black guy I haven’t seen before. They formed some sort of old timer trio or quartet, and the whole time they were making racist jokes at the black guys expense, sexist jokes to their female dates, and I think Trevor slapped his date and had her escorted out for speaking during Timmy’s performance. Timmy ended up getting really drunk and botching his solo and I remember a few cutaways of the black guy dramatically crying outside after saying the racist jokes “definitely weren’t emotionally scarring”.
I remember this pretty vividly so I’ll have to rethink my life if no one has ever heard of this or seen it. I’ve looked in every season of the show to no avail.