Was so dope seeing the man himself in FALLOUT last night! War... War never changes. Great job my dude!

doxxing my own ig name but i dont care

Hey guess what? Your favorite The Whitest Kids U’ Know sketches will be available to stream for free on Shout! TV starting May 1. Watch the entire WKUK series plus the feature-length version of ‘The Civil War on Drugs’ on streaming and stay tuned for a complete series box set from Shout! Studios later in 2024.

Please read these answers to what will likely become FAQs:

These releases do not include Mars. We don’t know how that will be released yet (that’s why we’re going to Tribeca Festival), but we will definitely tell you when we have more info!

There is not a trailer for Mars yet.

This is the first time Seasons 4 & 5 will be on disc. If you think you have them, you have a bootleg. Get the boxset instead.

Love youuuuuu

Then I promise we will leave you alone!

For a while.

Like a day.

Maybe two.

Okay bye.

I love you.

I’d love to see the Mars premiere but I wasn’t sure if Tribeca was the type of thing anyone can go to. I checked out the website and saw tickets for a full pass, a full pass but no premieres, and individual tickets to events. Can you just buy individual tickets to the premiere?

And does anyone whose been know if they usually sell out super quick?

So nobody pin this one hahaha

Love u

EDIT: Sam did not pin it. There is a Phantom Pinner. No one is safe.

The scene during the invasion of DC had soldiers setting up mortar launchers on the roofs near the White House and part of me was dying. Because if it's a legal to say, and illegal to show a drawn diagram, I can't imagine it's legal to put on film.

Doesn’t he know that will rip his dick off??

Just to avoid confusion, I want to make it clear that our cool WKUK news will tentatively be dropping on Wednesday 4/17 (it requires getting the go-ahead from other parties). We are very stoked to be able to talk about this. This isn't even the only thing we are gonna announce soon either! It is going to be a very good year to be a Whitest Kids fan.

You deserve good news because you are so supportive. I fuggin’ love you all.

BUT.

We don’t HAVE to say anything, or tease you. There is no obligation for us to be taking time from our busy lives to communicate, or communicate about communicating! All we actually owe you is to put the movie out. And we will.

We could just do nothing and wait until Wednesday and let __________ say that ______________ and leave it at that, but instead it is fun to tease, and because we know you are all thirsty for info!

And because…

We fucking LOVE you all. I talk to you because I know who has buttered my bread for almost 20 years, and I have heard of other entertainment types who ignore their fans, and I will never understand that. We are EXCITED that things are coming to a head and that we get to say something. So when we finally GET TO SAY SOMETHING SOON, and some folks immediately question the next step (in this case, how they will find out the announced announcement) instead of enjoying this development, it annoys me. Like, people have been thirsty for info, and here it is, but nope I am supposed to give them more right away. It makes me feel like this interaction is not appreciated. Again, I could just fuck off and let you Google this, but I want to give you better than that. So when the immediate reaction to this tidbit is more demands about it, I get frustrated.. Which means Tim-Tim gonna bitch-bitch.

I am not happy about my occasional going off on people, even though they normally deserve it, but put yourself in my shoes. The work that is on its way is not just more "stuff." It is a lot of things. It is our legacy. It is Trevor’s last project. It is proof to my mom that I will look good as a drawing. So I will continue to empathize, but I will not put up with pushy shit. Let’s let this moment breathe. And when we do get to announce the thing this week, let that one breathe too. Because I will probably be hyper-ventilating.

Anyways the announcement is just that I had a really satisfying colonoscopy this weekend sorry

Sorry, out of our control, just hold tight. There will be big news this week.

Has anyone made an AI generated full superdog song from the presidential props sketch? It's definitely my favorite song from any sketch and I haven't seen that one anywhere.

Also if you want to add some honorable mentions under your 3 that's cool because I understand how hard this is to ask someone to just pick 3.

Let’s see if anyone can post the famous line from Trevor in their DnD series

I got into WKUK about a year after the very unfortunate event. Although I've seen all their sketches, I haven't ever seen any of their streams. So I never really connected with Trevor as a person, and have only known him through his performances.

But along with carrying me through some tough times, the man has also been a great inspiration for me. I am the biggest introvert I've ever met, and English isn't my first language, so I always feel inconfident speaking it. During presentations and interviews and stuff, I try to think of myself as Trevor from the "I want to kill the POTUS" sketch. I try to imitate his way of speaking, his posture, etc. which always gives me confidence. I couldn't have done as well in those without Trevor.

So yeah, thanks T-dog!