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A community for discussing the science and theory of Volt Xocula and its applications.

Looking for a double-helix transistor to magnify your oblidisk? Want to discuss ballooning algorithms or Dormison's Paradox? Ever wondered about Swedish teutonic logic commands, the Hans-Rodenheim Law of Vectoral Momentum, Fankel readings, Mornington axions, the Armistan Codex, Envels, or the newest breakthroughs in ion insulate module technology?

Come here for all your VX needs, whether it be tech updates, fixes, or conventions!


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VX Tech Patents

Wait, how did this company get approval to start selling VX tech? I thought Dr. Hoffenström patented these devices...

https://airestech.com/pages/tech

https://preview.redd.it/v51xbzth2fee1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=63df4082adb77db407de4cd0fa16c7f24167023b

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2025/01/21
21:41 UTC

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PSA: Don't forget to convert latitude/longitude/elevation to cartesian coordinates when playing with jay fields!!!

Yeah... turns out the ambient jay field at the center of the earth is a lot higher than it is at the surface... if anyone knows how to rewind a LXPJ amplifier please tell me

4 Comments
2025/01/21
16:32 UTC

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HELP! How do I prevent side-fumbling if I don't have marzle vanes?

I just bought a cheap dingle-arm off Amazon, and I'm getting tons of side-fumbling! I know the classic way is to use marzle vanes, but this one didn't come with any. The instructions are all in Chinese, and the pictograms don't make sense.

Is there a way I can salvage this project without having to buy a new one? They're expensive! Maybe some aftermarket aerator for the water input?

24 Comments
2025/01/16
18:33 UTC

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VX opinions that you hate.

No, you don’t need activated moscovium cells for every single ontokinetics experiment.

No, organic superlube isn’t going to make iron nano fusion possible.

No, an untethered wainshaft attached to a 3-6-9 Marzel array isn’t going to magically throw Tibbs’ law out window.

I love this field but it really is tiresome chasing after all the dumb memes, lore and fads.

20 Comments
2025/01/12
14:57 UTC

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Watch out friends, new regs coming down the pipe

GTD-2567 - The disqauntization of more that 0.72 milliliters of unfiltered quartz distillate now requires the explicit authorization of at least 4 of the 7 key members of the Terra-Zedtronics (TZ) board. Failure to receive authorization is subject to a fine of up to $1000 per 0.1 milliliters and/or the confiscation of all mono-fiber nucleic disquantizers.

GTD-2568(II) - Photolyzers are now limited to a maximum of 247 megawatts for all non-commercial applications. Violation of this regulation is subject to a fine of up to $5000 per incident.

I think the ramifications of these new regulations are clear, especially in the realm of auto-puaq'wong crystalization. This is obviously just meant to put a the independent VX community behind a wall while the private sector leaps ahead yet again! Does anyone know what the new workaround will be?

9 Comments
2025/01/12
04:23 UTC

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Best place to order 1-tonne container of liquid tritium?

Dont's ask, lol. The usual..

29 Comments
2025/01/11
23:42 UTC

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Anyone have any experience with quadratically constrained mixed integer non-linear programming model for multiple sink distribution?

11 Comments
2025/01/11
16:12 UTC

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Tips on stabilizing ripple calculus

Local chapter I volunteer with has had a huge influx of kids interested in VX (it got mentioned in skibidi toilet I think? I don't want to know actually) but long story short I'd love to introduce them, I would also love to not have literal children near original 3d generation influction tapestries.

Long story short I've set up Antequam Softflux for them since they all have gaming laptops anyway and modern GPUs run up to VX2 in near real time... At least on simple projects, enough for them to learn. But I keep getting errors on covariance destabilization in the ripple calculus module whenever they simulate electrohydrocompaction in ground state systems. It's an easy fix usually, just fiddle with the knobs until it converges, but I'd like to not have to fiddle all the knobs all the time, and their projects are only getting bigger. Any tips? And no "switch to VxEmu / RADII" is not a tip

6 Comments
2024/12/31
00:31 UTC

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Does anyone know if this would work as a temporary zeta wave booster?

https://preview.redd.it/lyiq2b6zg2ae1.png?width=1900&format=png&auto=webp&s=84bf127e3c4f592c3ac928e4234c21cfd62ccd83

Found this on eBay, and I’m wondering if it can handle the load for a 15 kV harmonic pulse regulator. I’m running a hybrid phased-array setup, but my current rig keeps losing alignment with the tachyon relay above 62 ßHz. Would this help stabilize the signal, or is the latency on these inflatable dishes too high?

Specs look decent, but I’m not sure if it’s rated for multidirectional flux convergence. Anyone tried this model before?

3 Comments
2024/12/30
23:01 UTC

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My Quantum Offset Array Keeps Dumping Null-Space, and Honestly, This Shouldn’t Be Happening to Me

Yo, VXJunkies,

Alright, straight up—I’m kinda a big deal when it comes to quantum offset systems. Been running my custom 4-axis Quantum Offset Array for three solid weeks now, so I’m not exactly a rookie. But I’ve hit this ridiculous issue that honestly feels beneath me, and I need a second opinion from the pros (or at least someone who’s not afraid to think outside the standard flux configuration, amirite??).

Here’s the situation: I built my QOA with a dual-parallel flux inverter (obviously). Recently, I added a Meta-Phase Resonance Modulator to deal with a slight wobble in my Sigma-Theta field. The system was holding steady during tests at 63% power load, but the moment I crank it up to 87%, the whole thing freaks out. I’m getting a cascade of null-space pings on my phase manifold, and from there, it’s total chaos. It’s like the array is trying to sync to a phantom node, which, yeah, makes zero sense because I triple-checked my delta-sync thresholds.

Here’s what I’ve tried so far:

  • Flipped the gamma dampers because why not?
  • Switched to a cryo-cooled nano-conduit for the main loop.
  • Swapped the torsion stabilizer for a Mark IV HyperDyne (if you know, you know).
  • Recalibrated my flux manifold—twice. Once with a YouTube tutorial.
  • None of this has worked. The null-space cascade keeps spilling into the Omega channel, and then my EFC throws a tantrum and dumps the entire system into a low-spin collapse.

At this point, I’m manually re-aligning the core lattice like some peasant—again—and I’m on my fourth roll of duct tape. This is not sustainable.

Here’s my theory- the MPRM might be bleeding subharmonic frequencies into my primary flux loop, but honestly, the math gets insane after the fourth harmonic, and I don’t have time to whip out a whiteboard and reinvent quantum calculus. My buddy said I should re-route the prime harmonics through a trinary loop, but that sounds sketchy as hell, and I’m not trying to brick my array. Not again.

So, what am I missing? Is there some secret trick you VX veterans know that I’m too advanced to think of? Like, a one-and-done fix? And before you say it—yeah, I already skimmed Zorvak’s Compendium of Oscillating Logic. Twice. Honestly, it felt pretty surface-level.

Any advice would be solid. Thanks in advance, champs.

-Brad

6 Comments
2024/12/30
20:31 UTC

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