https://youtu.be/Kqx9blbYDB0?si=CZXS7kMymNDmlgt3

Don't ask how I got my hands on it, but while firing into the 5th dimension the missile got stuck in the 4th after the TTIC locked it! The extratemporal polarization field scanner was already reading this as okay. Accepting sloppy responses, don't have much time because of some extradimensional businessmen. Thank you in advance! (Quite literally, this part was written 2 days into the future from this post's start date)

The catch rod is literally spinning at 56K RPM (The normal is a third of that, mind you) and the Hyperkyon-Lanthanide tip is glowing blue and emitting alpha particles that irradiate my garage and makes me really upset! I can't even approach the damn thing without feeling nauseas and a headache that is out of this world. The terakyon rotor is red and the faltaurician transmission is so hot it is melting up my floor. HELP ME PLEASE

Hello. You may have heard (or maybe even used) vxZone. It was a go-to resource for all VX enthusiasts founded by Johnatan Vyral also known by his forum nickname of SoftcapInflux_3 in 1997. You may also know that it has been permamently shutdown in 2016 due to "chromatic yttrium scam controversy", suddenly and without any prior notice.

I will not deanon myself (considering the current state of VX), but i will say that i was used to be a long-standing community-approved moderator since 2005, and i cannot post my rigs here, even as much i would like to, due to how easy it is to recognize somebody by their setup habits.

The "chromatic yttrium" was an elaborate fraud scheme, an excuse, if you will. Ofcouse, over the long history of the website there were numerous scammers on the local forum marketplace. This issue was largerly negated in 2010 when necessary in-person (or via Louwell transmission) verification has been enforced in order to create new sell/buy announcements.

However, the "chromatic yttrium accident" which, supposedly, has led to the death of one of the supposed "community" members (search for YBF4EVAR user with wayback machine) was nothing but a faux set up by FBI VX department right around the time when they were putting a tight lid on the amateur multiphasic inverse culling research. John has recieved a "love letter" from them directly, with a request to shut down all discussion on the topic in-forum, but he denied, because at the time there were no strict regulations regarding anything related Duckov-Kim fields in unprofessional VX setups.

The supposed "death" did not happen. It was staged, the evidence forged, and John arrested shortly after for promoting freedom of expression and speech which did not suit the grey suits. The YBF4EVAR account was entirely fake, and it has a lot of inconsistencies in it's posting style and background. You can check it out yourself.

This has been arranged in order to pull more talanted VX enthusiasts into military research foundations. I cannot disclose what exact properies of multiphasic culling they were (and still are) interested in, but it is nothing good. Then, the new regulations required all phasic insulators (both chromium and bromite based) to have the pass-through theta values of no more than 5 PPI. Experienced VXers can probably see where this is going.

I understand that there's very little reason to believe this, but please trust me - i post this because i want people to know the truth. Even if it would mean risking my own health and safety.

Make your own conclusions. Peace, and keep your gravitonium lenses clear.

It’s gone, just minutes ago. 8 years and [redacted] dollars spent on my DTL calculator, blown away when I stumbled into my ops and cold booted it to show off to friends. They have jobs at Amazon. I was scraping rent with the projections but never got around to insuring it, because I’m a goddamn fool and a bum. Realizing now, to little too late, that VX cannot be handled sloppily.

I’ll post photos but for now I’m just gonna leave this here and clean up.

My fellow VXers,

Help!! This morning my assistants and I were working on an experiment with our recently acquired plasmon beam generator. The unit has moved around the lab quite a bit lately (my lab is very crowded), and apparently the containment unit was cracked somewhere along the way.

We started up the module to run our first experiment and after about 30 seconds or so, I heard gas start to escape. This wouldn't have been a big deal, but unfortunately my assistants had also placed the ionized plasma induction array (that connects to it) very close to the containment unit. The arc exciter portion of the array generates a lot of static electricity, which, as it turns out, ignited the gas.

As soon as I realized what was happening and rushed to shut everything down, I heard a high-pitched screech followed by a massive BOOM, and suddenly, fluoroplasma was everywhere.

I’ve only ever read about fluoroplasma in textbooks and seen a picture or two, but now it’s all over everything in the lab. This stuff is rock hard, and I don't know what to do.

Any help is appreciated!!

Quick answers please. My thruoble wand makes noise when I hold it near him, but that might just be because my shed is in the backyard where he plays