Hello, jerkers. Today I present to you the greatest live event since Marquette King's halftime performance - Depend® LIVE at the Las Vegas Sphere.

This event, hosted by me, will feature some of the most notable figures in the Depend® scene. Dennis Prager and u/I_hate_usernames331 will be headlining the main stage, with appearances from Luis Perez, the unnamed owner of the New Jersey Generals, and more.

Tickets go on sale now, but one lucky commenter will win a chance to finance an all-expenses paid trip to Vegas to attend this great festival.

All you gotta do is comment your credit card number, SSN, and a brief essay on why you live Depend®. Winners will be announced next month. Good luck!

Hey y'all. The recent events at the Maulers-Generals game were awful, but that's not what I'm here to talk about.

You may have noticed that I forgot about the map series. This was not intentional. You see, my PC is on the fritz, so I can't access the PSD containing the map, nor can I edit it.

So, I'm gonna take this chance and have a brief hiatus. I apologize deeply for the delay. The map series will return later this week. Thank you for your understanding in this trying time.

(Chase Garbers had a 69% completion rating that game tho. Nice)

Bit of a delay on day 22. Top comment is quite the tall order, and I haven't been able to get to my PC yet today. May not be able to get it up until tomorrow. My apologies.