/r/UFLcirclejerk
Spring league lemon party
/r/UFLcirclejerk
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The new and improved UFL, created by users like you!
Western Conference:
- Seattle Sea Dragons
- Sacramento Surge
- Oakland Invaders
- San Diego Fleet
- North Dakota Vipers
- San Antonio Brahmas
- Arlington Renegades, presented by Depend®
- Houston Roughnecks
- New Orleans Breakers
Eastern Conference:
- St. Louis Battlehawks
- East St. Louis Battered Ford Taurus
- Michigan Panthers
- Memphis Showboats
- Birmingham Stallions
- D.C. Defenders
- Legally Distinct Rochester Jeffersons
- Philadelphia Stars
- Orlando Apollos
15:41 UTC
FOR ONE DAY ONLY - Top 10 expansion teams will be added to the map
With the UFL having announced a new expansion, the Depend® UFLcirclejerk Mod Team has decided to bring back the map for one day to show off the community's best expansion predictions.
All predictions must be in the U.S. or Switzerland, and cannot include NFL, NCAA, NAIA, high school, or non-football teams. Previous spring football teams may be submitted. The Mod Team reserves the right to delete any comment submitted that mentions "the Orlando Guardians." Must be 13+ (21+ in DC, VA, and MD) to enter.
Have fun!
16:17 UTC
Start your rusty-ass engines, Eastside...
15:23 UTC
👀
01:49 UTC
Fans: "The UFL needs to improve local marketing!" The UFL:
03:45 UTC
Ervil McCarron 😈
01:53 UTC
Who’s fucking ready?
01:02 UTC
Glad the MLB is finally showing the IMPORTANT information!
00:07 UTC
UFL to announce latest collaboration with Depend®
16:58 UTC
The Dolphins need to do the only thing that could possibly salvage their season: sign Luis Perez
01:41 UTC
Breaking: Chargers trade Luis Perez to Green Bay, home of Depend®
20:42 UTC
Adrian Martinez is FULLY embracing the Jets culture!
02:12 UTC
BREAKING: Roger Goodell crowns the Chargers as Super Bowl 59 champions early after Luis Perez had a pretty nice preseason pass.
He has also immediately been inducted into the pro football hall of fame.
03:12 UTC
Happy Children’s Day in Vanuatu -The mod team
21:30 UTC
Introducing Depend® LIVE!!! + UFLCJ Takeaway
Hello, jerkers. Today I present to you the greatest live event since Marquette King's halftime performance - Depend® LIVE at the Las Vegas Sphere.
This event, hosted by me, will feature some of the most notable figures in the Depend® scene. Dennis Prager and u/I_hate_usernames331 will be headlining the main stage, with appearances from Luis Perez, the unnamed owner of the New Jersey Generals, and more.
Tickets go on sale now, but one lucky commenter will win a chance to finance an all-expenses paid trip to Vegas to attend this great festival.
All you gotta do is comment your credit card number, SSN, and a brief essay on why you live Depend®. Winners will be announced next month. Good luck!
19:46 UTC
The ultimate partnership
08:08 UTC
This is definitely reminiscent of something I can't quite put my finger on... It's a great off-season idea that OP could make great again, but the parameters he set make it complete nonsense.
04:39 UTC
Which UFL team/player reflects on society
20:01 UTC
Update on the map series
Hey y'all. The recent events at the Maulers-Generals game were awful, but that's not what I'm here to talk about.
You may have noticed that I forgot about the map series. This was not intentional. You see, my PC is on the fritz, so I can't access the PSD containing the map, nor can I edit it.
So, I'm gonna take this chance and have a brief hiatus. I apologize deeply for the delay. The map series will return later this week. Thank you for your understanding in this trying time.
01:05 UTC
Too soon for the memes??
(Chase Garbers had a 69% completion rating that game tho. Nice)
15:55 UTC
How would he do in UFL? Day 2
12:24 UTC
Who/what is the “gremlin” of the UFL?
21:21 UTC
If he was in the UFL his would he do? Day 1
20:47 UTC
Day 24 of adding the most upvoted comment to the map - R.I.P.
17:36 UTC
Day 23 of adding the most upvoted comment to the map - Futuristic New Mexico
16:33 UTC
Forgettable team/player?
19:15 UTC
Day 22 of adding the most upvoted comment to the map - Beer Snake
17:53 UTC