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You see, there’s no better monument to the innovation of man than the Flashcube. It comes equipped with the finest driver-blinding technology in the universe and serves as a gigantic 'fuck you' to everyone who drives by it. The gigantic LED display compliments the already shiny glass box that is the Flashcube. This glass also allows for observers to watch as multiple deadly wrecks occur on the daily outside of it, and laugh their asses off in the process. The only thing saving humanity from certain doom is the blinding affect of the Flashcube. We should mention that several alien spacecraft crashed on what is considered Hanford. That nuclear shit is actually a cover-up for it’s true purpose- an alien research facility. Of course all downed alien spacecraft crashed due to the the flashcube, because honestly how else do a bunch of smart ayy lmaos crash their sweet rides? Also, I cannot fucking wait until the aliens realize that the flashcube is a great weapon and start building their ships to resemble it because BOY do I want to die right now. Anyways besides the fucking aliens the flashcube is literally an architectural shitpost, how else do you explain the dozens of deadly wrecks? I bet the architect has a hard-on for seeing idiot drivers crashing their cars into one another.
Happy New Year, everyone! Here's to more blowout wins and fat tricks in 2019!
rev up those tanks amirite
Now, as you all know, you're quite familiar with the Fat Trick the Hurricanes achieved by unlocking 3 food promos last season. Well, with the amount of food promos the Ams have, we, the mods have established the Tri-City Americans Fat Trick™️.
Full Fat Trick: Ams score first (free appetizers at Outback), Hat Trick (free breadsticks at Kimo's), 5 goal game (Burger Ranch) Power Play Goal (free Junior Jacks at Jack in the Box) and an Ams win (Papa John's)
Note that the full fat trick can only be achieved at home, and is going to be very hard to achieve.
A partial fat trick can be any 3 promos combined.
Enjoy the rest of the season, and LET'S GO AMS!
what were you even expecting at this point, this losing streak is fucking shit
YEEEET
hahahahahahaahahahahahaahhah
but we should totally trade Warm
We are currently under new ownership, and we won't move this sub to Chilliwack. Feel free to post anything Ams related. Memes and other shitposts are encouraged, in addition to Ams news and notes.
Thanks for visiting r/TriCityAmericans, and LET'S GO AMS!