/r/ToujiPosting

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Best Boi Touji has blessed us with this subreddit. A haven for Evangelion shitposts, memes, discussions, and overall a place where waifu wars will either rage on or the ultimate peace shall be achieved. Of course, you are expected to make offerings to our lord with ToujiPosts and discussions about Touji.

Touji is Love. Touji is Life.

I was only nine years old. I loved Touji so much, I had all his merchandise and movies. Every night I prayed to Touji, thanking him for the life I have been given. Touji is Love, Touji is life. My dad walks in and tells me to get In the robot. I knew he was jealous for my devotion to the 4th child. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and dismisses me from NERV. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I feel a warmth move towards me. It is Touji. I weep with happiness. He whispers in my ear "Ayanami's Calves." I spread my asscheeks. He penetrates my 3rd child butthole. I cry harder, stroking myself as If Touji himself was comatose. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Touji looks him straight in the eye and says "Its overpriced, but okay, heres your change!" Touji leaves through my window. And then hes crushed to death inside Eva Unit 03.

/r/ToujiPosting

194 Subscribers

18

lol hes funny

1 Comment
2022/05/07
13:35 UTC

18

Or you're Shinji Ikari

0 Comments
2020/09/02
21:13 UTC

14

epic

0 Comments
2020/08/25
16:17 UTC

0 Comments
2020/02/01
20:04 UTC

23

heh

0 Comments
2019/10/02
03:14 UTC

38

MFW I’m the 100th subscriber in a dead sub

4 Comments
2019/08/23
21:11 UTC

19

More like the Spear of Longpenis, am I right, gents?

2 Comments
2019/06/22
02:45 UTC

27

See ya later

0 Comments
2019/05/18
23:27 UTC

28

The boyz

8 Comments
2019/04/23
22:39 UTC

33

😱

0 Comments
2019/03/28
17:56 UTC

9

r/watchshinjidieinside

2 Comments
2019/02/19
02:28 UTC

13

Low-Q meme in honor of my boi emp

0 Comments
2019/02/16
20:14 UTC

30

Toujiposting exclusive shitpost

4 Comments
2019/02/04
03:53 UTC

10

Yes!

1 Comment
2019/01/30
07:26 UTC

10

King and Queen

0 Comments
2019/01/18
02:39 UTC

8

prayer circle that toji's not actually dead in the rebuilds

a bonus if kensuke and hikari made it out alive too.

5 Comments
2019/01/08
05:18 UTC

12

Y e s

1 Comment
2019/01/05
23:55 UTC

16

Museum of the moving meme

2 Comments
2019/01/01
20:59 UTC

11

Gay space jesus and straight land jesus

0 Comments
2018/12/30
23:07 UTC

20

"It's not like I wanted to post this late"

1 Comment
2018/12/30
09:22 UTC

11

It's our lord's special day today. Post in his honour.

0 Comments
2018/12/26
17:50 UTC

6

DECEMBER 26TH IS TOUJI'S BIRTHDAY.

1 Comment
2018/12/24
21:31 UTC

8

Posting best class rep because she appreciates our lord

5 Comments
2018/12/23
20:32 UTC

8

Yall should spread the word of Toujiposting so we can attain a sustainable shitpost base.

4 Comments
2018/12/23
19:05 UTC

5

Congratulations u/Indvir12. You are blessed

1 Comment
2018/12/23
07:46 UTC

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