/r/ToujiPosting
Best Boi Touji has blessed us with this subreddit. A haven for Evangelion shitposts, memes, discussions, and overall a place where waifu wars will either rage on or the ultimate peace shall be achieved. Of course, you are expected to make offerings to our lord with ToujiPosts and discussions about Touji.
Touji is Love. Touji is Life.
I was only nine years old. I loved Touji so much, I had all his merchandise and movies. Every night I prayed to Touji, thanking him for the life I have been given. Touji is Love, Touji is life. My dad walks in and tells me to get In the robot. I knew he was jealous for my devotion to the 4th child. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and dismisses me from NERV. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I feel a warmth move towards me. It is Touji. I weep with happiness. He whispers in my ear "Ayanami's Calves." I spread my asscheeks. He penetrates my 3rd child butthole. I cry harder, stroking myself as If Touji himself was comatose. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Touji looks him straight in the eye and says "Its overpriced, but okay, heres your change!" Touji leaves through my window. And then hes crushed to death inside Eva Unit 03.
/r/ToujiPosting
a bonus if kensuke and hikari made it out alive too.