Has Taka or anyone mentioned anything recently about a hellsing ultimate abridged commentary?

Wait what? No that's a terrible poof idea!

arrrg!

Or did that not explain anything?!

Our image of [Joan of Arc] is of a warrior in shiny armor wielding a bare sword, but in fact she was also an excellent artillerist. Her first great triumph was at the Siege of Orléans (1429), one of the most important gunpowder battles in European history.

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this siege was a key artillery battle, and Joan of Arc herself played a key role in developing artillery tactics. As one participant in the battle noted, “she acted so wisely and clearly in waging war, as if she was a captain who had the experience of twenty or thirty years; and especially in the setting up of artillery, for in that she held herself magnificently.”

  Tonio Andrade, The Gunpowder Age.

HELLO ! Is there any way to watch the full cell saga ?i cant seem to find it on youtube.

Edit : i live in japan so it seems like some episodes have been blocked here sorry to miss inform yall

I was looking at Pilaf's page on the TFS wiki, and I was quite shocked by the story written for him. It talks about Pilaf being the brother of Garlic Jr., and how evil he is. Where did this come from?

So in episode 30 part 1. Popo summons the dragon & then Shenron asks if it is time to "lay waste to this world". Obviously it's a joke but I like to think the Shadow Dragons are Popos wrath being unleashed on the world.

Let us give thanks to out great green Yoshi!

Assholes getting karma is hilarious.

Need help finding a song the plays at 3:50 in episode 53 and at 14:13 in episode 59. I tried using an app that recognizes songs, I went through the comment section on both videos, visited the wiki and posts on this subreddit and I couldn't find it. It's been bugging me and I feel like I should know it. Thanks for the help in advance

Quack!

Episode 1: Oh god no, my marijuana patch! (Farmer)

Episode 2:We here at team four star do not condone child violence. We do however find it hilarious.(Kaiser)

Episode 3: Mahogany! (King Yemma)

Episode 4: Alright Maggots listen up! Popo's 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo. (Popo)

Episode 5: DODGE! (Piccolo)

Episode 6: I’ll tell you where they’re not, safe! (Popo)

Episode 7: I’m not a Pokémon! I’m Chiaotzu! CHIAOTZU! (Chiaotzu)

Episode 8: “Vegeta! I can fly” (Nappa)

Episode 9: "9 minutes and 18 seconds" (Vegeta)

Episode 10: “What’s the opposite of Christopher Walken? CHRISTOPHER REEVES!" (Vegeta)

Episode 11: “Yep, this baby gets 10,000 miles to the soul.” (Popo)

Episode 12: "No! What are you:stupid? We are doctors, scientists! Now inject this man with some SCIENCE! Delicious, magical SCIENCE!" (Some Freeza Grunt)

Episode 13: "Could you speak up? I'm not wearing any pants" (Roshi)

Episode 14: "QUACK!" (The Space-Duck)

Episode 15: "Muffin Button" (Goku)

Episode 16: Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon? (Vegeta)

Episode 17: I'm coming Zarbon! Quick, grab my balls!

Episode 18: " I don't know. Maybe you could've bitched at him, how 'bout that? That's all you appear to be good for these days. Huh? Used your bitch-fu on him? Bulma the mistress of bitching, that's what they should call you. Seriously, five ancient sages of bitchdom all gathered together one day on the peaks of Mount Bitch to proclaim your birth. And a hundred years later, when all the bitch stars had aligned, you were born and made everybody's life around you a living hell because you are such a bitch!" (Krillin)

Episode 19: "Son of a gum-chewing funk-monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me?! Forget my life! Always surrounded by miserable failing clods! Like this whole world just likes to *bend* me over and FIND ME IN THE ALPS! Like I'm some sort of shlock receptacle! Well as far as I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbecue with a goddamn pig!!" (Vegeta)

Episode 20: "BECAUSE THE NAME'S RECCOOME! IT RHYMES WITH DOOM! AND YOU'RRRRRE GONNA BE HURTING ALL TOO SOON!!! (Reccoome)

Episode 21: I can't believe we came all the way out here and spent a week in the Space Boonies for nothing! Seriously, I'm surprised we didn't hear banjos on the way, because everyone is inbred and LOOKS THE F***ING SAME! Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK! (Freeza)

Episode 22: Did you tell him to work the shaft? (Super Kami Guru)

Episode 23: This is easily the 2nd worse hole I’ve ever had in my chest. It’s gonna take like, a million mommy kisses to make it better. (Goku).

Episode 24: "Oh ho ho ho no, don't mind me. By all means, g̶̢͘í̸͖̈̕͝v̶̢̹͠ͅe̸̮͆̋̽ ̷͙͔͙̲̏͛ḿ̸̨̲̦̤͒͑ẹ̴̜͚̰̉̂ ̵̩͈͍̯̠́͂s̷̝͓͍̑o̷̢̲͙̅̍̐̔͠m̷͔̂e̸̪͊̂̐̕͠ͅ ̵̛̱̣̣̱̎̅i̶̍̒͂ͅd̶̡̲̟̔̉̏ȩ̸̙̭̺̑̊̃͠ä̸̧̱́̅s̴̙͚̯̯̩̾." (Freeza)

Episode 25: "Oh good. I'll stop by there on the way home. Pick up some space eggs, some space milk, and BLOW IT THE F*** UP! Oh, I'm sorry, I'm usually far more composed. I'm just a little bit A B S O L U T E L Y L I V I D." (Freeza)

Episode 26: “That’s right, I’m your White Mage, & Nobody fucks with the White Mage” (Little Green)

Episode 27: " Imma deck ya in the schnozz!" (Goku)

Episode 28: “Good Lord I traded Vegeta for this” (Freeza)

Episode 29: Oh, come now. If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then let God strike me down where I stand. *lightning zaps* HA! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game! (Freeza),

Episode 30: “I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the light bulb in the darkness! I am the bacon in the fridge for all the living things that cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! I am the terror that flaps in the night! (starts powering up) I am Son Gokū! and I am a Super (Death beam to forehead) Saiyan” (Goku)

Episode 31: "Why aren't you upstairs sleeping with your girlfriend like everyone else?" (Turtle)

Because whenever I play it, the cast is so boring! So I pretend or play the abridged series. I love abridged Tifa the best! FF7 Rebirth Tifa is dull... and TFS just turned Yuffie's personality up to 11 because FF7 Rebirth Yuffie is just annoying. I'm liking the game but Machinabridged FF7 is more engaging for me. Am I wrong?

Btw I’ll post it to this subreddit when I’m finished