I've been using TextSynth basically since it came out but the rate limit has steadily gone down over time, from basically unlimited to 30 requests per hour to 30 per day (which makes it practically unusable combined with the small number of characters it outputs per request). I bought $20 worth of credits over a year ago, but for some reason credits expire after just a year and there is no way to buy only a few dollars worth of credits at a time. I don't really want to spend $20 when most of those credits are never even gonna get used, and I really like TextSynth for its prompt/completion and lack of a content filter; you can't use ChatGPT in the same way at all. So where should I go?

"ATTENTION: PEOPLE OF EARTH! ATTENTION: PEOPLE OF EARTH!", came the booming voice from every radio and t.v. in the world. The news had just broken that a new U.N. ordinance had just been passed. You may have heard it mentioned on the news or seen it in the paper but it was so very important you just HAD to read it, so you turned on your television and tuned in to your local community radio station. At exactly 12:01 P.M. on the dot on the nose of Sunday July 3rd, the town of Fieldston, Missouri experienced one of the most monumental events in it's history. The next thing that happened, you know how it is, everyone around you just begins screaming and yelling, jumping up and down, screaming for joy and dancing like no tomorrow. You notice that there are no adults in sight and you realize that you are the only one not ecstatic over the Great Declaration. You slowly begin to become uneasy and a sinking feeling begins to form in the pit of your stomach. Your stomach started to churn as you realized what was happening.

You began to panic. Fear gripped your body and tears began to well in your eyes. What the hell was this? What did I do to deserve this? Why me? You looked down at your hands and they were covered in goosebumps, then you noticed that there was another thing you did not have: A celebration hat. No one in the room had anything covering their head. No one had time to put on a hat, nothing. There was not one single person in that room that didn't have a hat. Not one. "Man that just fuckin' sucks", you said aloud to yourself. "Can you imagine not having a hat? That's just amazing, how cruel could life be?"

You quickly realized something. Everyone in the room was wearing a hat but you. You don't have a hat. You are not celebrating anything with anyone and now you're standing there in silence, afraid of everyone around you. Your best friend suddenly walked up to you and slapped you across the face. "LOOK", she said. "You're in a room with everyone else but no one is celebrating. The clock is ticking and you have yet to wear the hat. You better hurry up or else!"

You wiped away the tears from your eyes and the snot from your nose and pulled the hat on over your head. Your hands were shaking, you did not feel good about yourself or what was about to happen.

Suddenly there was a loud crash and the room shook. One by one people began to fall to the ground. A huge explosion rocked the entire town. In the seconds that passed, all you could hear was screaming, and you could feel yourself flying through the air. The ground finally landed. You woke up to people screaming in your face. "What the fuck are you doing!? What did you just do? What's the matter? Why are you covered in dirt and shit?"

The people were angry with you. You were still wearing the hat. You stood there in silence as the crowd started to become hostile and started to fight with each other. Things quickly escalated and your best friend began to yell at you. "Take the hat off your head!", she screamed at you. "This is for everyone in this fucking town to wear. It's only a few seconds left before the clock runs out and your stand out like a loser. JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND GET THE HELL BACK TO YOUR HOUSE AND THAT IS THE END OF THIS FUCKING STORY."

This was now the second day. The sun was beginning to rise and the daylight was shining. You could feel the light, air, and smell of freedom coming into your room. You got out of bed and started to get dressed, taking your hat off at the last minute to look around.

You felt refreshed and your throat no longer hurt. The people in your town had finally begun to leave their homes and go outside and celebrate.

To say that the character Pink Gold Peach is disliked is an understatement. The character can be described as a bratty and narcissistic teenager with a bad personality, who is also spoiled by her father, King Boo, and constantly complains and whines. The backstory behind Pink Gold Peach was revealed in Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle, which explains the character's personality and hatred for Mario. It shows how King Boo had a crush on Mario's mother before she was killed in a car accident, and had hoped to marry her after she died, which Mario took as a grave insult, and began a long-running feud with the family. In Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle, she is constantly trying to get revenge on Mario, but in the end, is killed by Mario, who had come to like her after all.

Pink Gold Peach's character and her negative reception has made the character one of the most disliked in the Mario franchise. However, some do like her despite her negative traits, as she represents an important female character in the series, with a more mature and less childish personality. Her popularity amongst fans is very low, as she has a very negative reception from the majority of fans, but still has some fanbase. She has no real rival other than herself, but does have many minor rivals, such as her hatred towards Mario and her crush on him.

Pink Gold Peach's character and reception have been featured in many fanart, fanfiction, videos and articles. Some even go as far to claim that she's the best thing to happen to the Mario series in a long time, and that her character is not that bad at all. While others find her personality to be very obnoxious and annoying, and that she has no right to be as popular as she is, due to being a teenager.

## See also

* List of video game characters

Mario Kart 9 has a controversial new feature that has upset long-time fans.

It's called a "smurf"

This is how it works

The smurf feature makes you drive around like a madman at top speed while the game plays these little sounds

For example, here's the "fear" sound for when you're in first place

After you hear the sound, you will run away to keep your position

You'll know you're doing something wrong if the police stop you, because they have this sound What if you hit someone?

That's the "rage" sound. If you hear it, the AI will go into a rage and shoot you.

And if you run into an item, that's the "dislike" sound, and you can't go there.

If you hear that, you're kicked off the race, and the person who is "dislike" wins.

Smurfing is supposed to be more fun for all of us

Smurf is about bringing back Nintendo 64 games of old

And now they have a system to do that

Here's a YouTube video, explaining it

They are also saying, "It's time for a comeback of Mario Kart 64 and Mario Kart 7."

Smurf

Top 10 Funniest Jokes:

1. Why don't the swallows leave the nest before Spring?

Because they all got sold.

2. Why did the fish stop swimming?

His fin got stuck in the straw.

3. What do you get if you cross a duck with a duck?

A Pekin.

4. Why did the old lady cross the river?

She was looking for the duck.

5. What's blue and has no bones?

A watermelon.

6. Why did the railroad cross the sky?

It got lost.

7. Why does a turkey shoot his wad?

If you don't kill it, it never gets off the couch.

8. Why did the wind take my fish?

It was looking for an answer to that question.

9. Why did the pie go to the moon?

He was too busy eating his pie.

10. What do you call a bug that doesn't have any legs?

An oasis.

Blerpity-Bloop! Bloopity-Blop! Bloopity-Blop! Time for Blopity-Blop! Bloopity-Blop! Bloopity-Blop! VBS! VBS! VBS! VBS! VBS! Once upon a time, on VBS, the story began like this…

The entire church was quiet. The parents were all very attentive. The children were trying their hardest to get the instructions for the story out of their heads. They didn’t want to hear it. The children knew what they had heard from the adults. What they had heard from the adults was always, “The night before, the two villains went…” and so on. The children, wanting to play, were constantly interrupting and distracting. However, the two little boys stayed on track and listened. It was all they could do. The man with the long hair whispered the script to them…

The little girls were asked to hold up the lights. They were instructed to tell what was going on with the lamps. The little boys were instructed to tell which was the beast and which was the sheep. The two little girls stood, holding up the lights, and told their lesson. “The beast goes like this…” and so on. The children all listened as the lights changed and the script was delivered. Their minds were so full of music, they didn’t notice the time passing. They didn’t hear their mothers calling to them. They didn’t even notice when everyone else was done.

The Man With The Long Hair looked at them, and his heart glowed.

He knew he had been teaching for three weeks now. He had never had this happen before, and now he wondered how long he would be with them.

He could still feel their eyes on him as he left. He knew they would be coming to him very soon to ask him what he thought of their VBS. The children who he had been teaching could not contain their excitement. They were dancing, they were cheering, they were telling each other how excited they were. Their parents could not contain their excitement. Their minds were blown, they didn’t know what to do. Their voices were filling up the VBS.

The Man With The Long Hair smiled to himself, as he climbed into the bus. They all wanted to know about VBS. They all wanted to know what the other stories were like. They were trying to tell themselves, “He’s just going to have to come back.”

Two mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says: "Do you like math?" The second says: "Oh, yes, I do like math. I love math."

The first says: "Cool, I'm a good math teacher." The second says: "Nah, I don't want to do your math. I'll pay you $2,000 a month to teach me calculus. Then, I'll show you how it works. How much will that cost you?"

The first says: "Wow, that's pretty cheap. How about $5,000?" The second says: "Nah, you're so expensive. How about $500?" The first says: "OK, it's yours."

The second says: "Why don't you do my math first? I'll go back home and write a stupid book about it and make a lot of money. We can both make a lot of money."

The first says: "Don't tell me how to do my math! It's MY math!"

The second says: "OK, here goes. What goes up must come down. Therefore, the probability that you have $500 in your bank account is $1/0.0001, or 0.00000001%"

The first says: "Uh, who wrote this stuff? I can't believe that you wrote this stuff!"

The second says: "Well, this is my book. It was a legal proceeding. So, since I lost the bet, it doesn't really count."

Why did Lex Luthor steal 40 cakes?

What does he use to make them so gigantic?

How is Superman going to catch him in time?

Why did Batman do nothing when Luthor broke his back?

Was it too expensive or illegal to catch him?

What is that thing in the museum?

Why did the statue of Mr. Mxyzptlk break?

How is the Dark Knight supposed to make ends meet?

How can Batman afford a custom-made motorcycle in the middle of the recession?

How come the mailman never puts the mail inside?

Is Superman allergic to coffee?

Did his famous ability to fly affect his vision or smell?

How did Batman's batcave get on the ceiling?

Was it the combination of the Batcomputer and the "Bat-Cloak?"

What's wrong with Bruce Wayne's fridge?

Why do we keep seeing Batman's scary boss, Commissioner Gordon?

Why does Batman never wear a normal suit?

What is the secret behind the flame on the Batcave furnace?

Why does Batman keep saying "I'm Batman" and Bruce Wayne is always, always referred to as Bruce Wayne?

Why did Batman have to "mak[e] friends?"

Why did Batman keep keeping getting caught by bad guys with a frying pan?

How did Batman find out about Martha Wayne?

Why does Lex Luthor try to make himself look like Clark Kent?

Why doesn't Superman go into space?

Why is Batman so cranky?

Why did Batman get a retainer?

Why doesn't Batman ever lose his temper?

Why does Superman always seem to be angry?

Why can't the Green Lantern do his thing?

Why didn't Robin kill Joker's clown gang?

Why does Batman beat Superman more?

Why did Batman have to break his back?

How does it feel to be invincible?

Why didn't Batman die at the end?

When does Superman become a superhero?

Why does Superman go to the Daily Planet?

Why did Batman have to die to protect humanity?

Why does Batman think Mr. Mxyzptlk stole his cake?

Why did Bruce Wayne help out in a small town?

Why doesn't the Mayor of Metropolis have a supermodel wife like Amy Adams?

Why did Lois Lane have to die?

What's up with Superman's birthday?

Patrick: "Hey SpongeBob! Look at this bush I found!"

SpongeBob: "I think we should stay away from that, Patrick. It smells kind of funny."

Patrick: "Oh!"

SpongeBob: "Oh, I knew we should've stayed away from that, Patrick."

Patrick: "But look, it's a magic pot!"

SpongeBob: "Oh no!"

Patrick: "Come on SpongeBob. Just take a look."

SpongeBob: "All right, all right."

Patrick: "See? This magical pot has transformed these ordinary vegetables into a magical, magical spaghetti sauce!"

SpongeBob: "Oh. All right. Uh, it's a magical spaghetti sauce!"

Patrick: "Look, they're perfect! SpongeBob, you gotta try this! It's so delicious!"

SpongeBob: "All right."

Patrick: "Come on SpongeBob, just taste it!"

SpongeBob: "Yeah, okay."

Patrick: "Mmmmm! Mmmmm. Mmmmm."

SpongeBob: "All right. All right. Mmmmm. Mmmmm."

Patrick: "Hey SpongeBob. Look at this, a magical pot that transforms ordinary vegetables into a magical spaghetti sauce. So what's your story?"

SpongeBob: "Oh, well. I started out as a lonely and awkward little kitty with no friends and no way of getting girls to talk to me."

Patrick: "That's too bad."

SpongeBob: "Yeah, it was the worst! I mean, I was living in an abandoned house, no food, no water, no litter box, and no people to care for me. I was such a loser!"

Patrick: "Then what happened?"

SpongeBob: "Well, one day, after I washed my face with my face, I opened the door and saw the magical pot sitting there on my doorstep."

Patrick: "Wow!"

SpongeBob: "And you know what it was?"

Patrick: "A magic pot?"

SpongeBob: "No. It was this great big red tomato!"

Patrick: "And it was so full of magical spaghetti sauce!"

SpongeBob: "Wow. I didn't know they still made them like that. I was in love with that magical pot."

Patrick: "You know what? I'm pretty sure it came to the part where it transformed into a magical pot, so it's time to play musical chairs."

SpongeBob: "What's that?"

Patrick: "It's a game where the music keeps playing, and when it's over, the chairs and the pots are left up."

SpongeBob: "Huh? I don't get it." Patrick: "It's easy, SpongeBob. I'll get a chair and you get a pot."

SpongeBob: "I don't want a pot, Patrick."

Patrick: "All right. But you have to promise to keep a good look out for the chair, because I'm going to make a lot of noise when I'm trying to get up there."

SpongeBob: "Okay, fine. But if I do spot the chair, then you have to go back and sit down."

Patrick: "Hey, I'll be like a jackhammer!"

SpongeBob: "But if you see the chair, I have to sit back down."

Patrick: "You want the chair or not?"

SpongeBob: "Uh, no."

Patrick: "All right then."

SpongeBob: "But, wait, why are you getting up a chair in the first place?"

Patrick: "For the game of musical chairs. Here, I'll show you."

SpongeBob: "What?"

Patrick: "It's easy, SpongeBob. You get up a chair and then you keep sitting on it. And I'm going to sit on this chair and the chair will keep going and so I'll get up."

The scientists held a news conference to announce what kind of cheese the Moon is made of. They named it zespri cheese, and published their research in the September 2016 edition of The Journal of Dairy Science.

According to the researchers, zespri cheddar cheese is made from a mixture of cow milk, water and yeast. They believe it also has some taint of man-made chemicals from moon soil added during the cheese making process.

They do say, though, that zespri cheese is quite safe to eat.

United States cheesemakers applauded the findings.

The National Cheese Institute, the National Cheese Council and the American Cheese Society released a statement that said, "Following one of the longest missions ever in human history, New Zealand scientists confirm what cheesemakers and cheese lovers around the world have long known: Cheese made on the Moon is great."

Who's that Pokemon? It's a Morlock!I liked that 'cheese-mullet' hair style so much, I had to draw it, and Morlock is one of my favorite non-human Pokemon anyway! I just love those huge swords he has on his wrists, along with the rotted-in look.I think that his'neon blue' eyes suit him the best though. Not to mention his great big, prehistoric-looking nose!That's it for today, folks. See you soon!

Sanbo the gorilla is by far the best video game character to date. Now he can buy a fun, functional, vintage-inspired gorilla themed plushie of his own. His name is Albert (he’s French) and he was created by asadafilms in cooperation with Sega. If you’ve never seen one of these guys then you need to stop what you’re doing and get out of the way.

Gorilla Albert is currently up for pre-order on Sanbo’s Bandai Shop for 8,000 yen which roughly translates to $72. But if you need an excuse to be as lazy as possible, you can take a look at some of the custom Gorilla Albert action figures he’s already been turned into.

The overall story of Sanbo the gorilla is a very short one. The baby gorilla is found in the forest by a human family, they take him in and raise him, and after 25 years he gets released into the wild, where he meets Sanbo. The humans he’s hanging out with aren’t nice to him, which isn’t surprising, and he returns to the humans, deciding to stay with them.

While the titular gorilla never says a word, Albert does, and it is really adorable. We know this because Sanbo narrates, telling the story himself. Albert’s speech is said in Japanese and English.

Sanbo the Gorilla isn’t just an animated character; he’s an ongoing series that is currently on its fifth season, and Sanbo: The Mysterious Mononokean is coming to the PlayStation 4 in Japan this October. The good news for Sega fans is that Sanbo the Gorilla has quite the fanbase outside of Japan and has been made into some very good merchandise.

Take a look at some of the crazier Sanbo merchandise we’ve collected below.

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I hate driving cars. Back in high school, I almost got into a crash. The crash was very unusual, however, as it didn't actually happen at all. I mean, the road was dry, and the other car was moving at a much faster speed. What it did, however, is it made me realize the importance of not driving while intoxicated, and of knowing your limits. It was a very weird, yet very memorable event. Ever since then, I've taken my driving very seriously.

Fast forward to my freshman year in college. My car was getting old, and was about to be towed from where I parked it. I had a friend named Ben who was at the same school and was taking the bus. I didn't know anyone else in my school, so I decided to hitch a ride with him. I had a feeling he wasn't too fond of buses.

So we get to his campus, and he tells me to get ready to get on the bus. I get out of the car, and he tells me not to forget my laptop. So we get on the bus. The bus is full of students, and I sit by the back window. I remember looking out the window and noticing a group of three guys that were walking on the sidewalk. They were dressed all black. One of the guys came up to the bus and opened up the front door. I noticed a very bad smell coming off of them, and I also noticed the fact that their clothes looked like they had been slept in. It made me think they must be on drugs. I noticed that the one guy (the one who opened the door) was carrying a black briefcase that was really heavy. Then, they boarded the bus. I noticed that they looked like they were very short, or even tall, but their legs looked so long. They kind of just came into the bus with this awkward, yet creepy stance. They started to look around and stare at us. They all had these strange eyes, and looked like they had no facial features. But they also appeared to be quite well-dressed. The bus was full by now. Then I noticed that one of the guys was wearing glasses.

Now, I don't know why I did it, but I looked through the bus window, and right in front of my eyes was the guy who had opened the bus door. I remember my heart pounding and I had a very bad feeling. I looked back to the front, and he was staring back at me. It made me want to look away. But I never did. The bus was moving now, and I had the seat in front of me. The guy was kind of hovering in between the seats, almost like he didn't have anything to do. I could tell he wanted to get off the bus, but he stayed. It was really weird, and I noticed that he was just standing there. After a couple of minutes, I looked to my left again. He was still there. He was just staring at me. So, I started to think that maybe he wanted to get on the bus. So I look to my left, and he's walking over to the back. He came over to the window next to mine, and started to look into my eyes. It was as if he was trying to communicate with me, but that I wasn't supposed to understand it. I remember looking to the front again and noticing that the other two guys were sitting right across from me. So, I didn't say anything, but Ben could see it too.

"What's wrong?" Ben asked.

"Shhh," I whispered. "Don't tell them I was looking at them."

"Why?"

"Just don't." But I still wanted to know why. So I asked him.

"I don't know." We started to look to our left again, and he was staring at us.

"I'm getting off this bus."

So we both get off the bus and just watch it as it drives off. That was the last time I ever saw him. I remember that I was kind of scared, but I felt like I was in a dream.

Today, the day after, I remember seeing the news. I remembered what happened to the guy from the bus. I remembered that he became that guy who killed six people, and was now on the loose. I felt like I was about to have a heart attack.

I couldn't sleep, so I just decided to write about it. I tried to make myself do it, but it's been almost 2 months now. I tried to forget what happened, but I'm just kind of numb. I always have bad dreams, and there is that one place in my mind that keeps telling me to do it. I have my suspicions as to what really happened, but I just don't know.

I wish I could really remember that night, but I can.

Prompt:

1. Bush

2. Trump

3. Canada

4. Mexico

5. best

In 2030, the fastest car in the world

Output:

In 2030, the fastest car in the world is a Tesla Model 3.

In 2040, a Porsche Panamera will always outperform a Tesla.

In 2046, all cars will be self-driving, electric, and autonomous.

In 2043, every politician in the world becomes a millionaire.

In 2054, a self-driving car will crash into a crowd, killing everyone inside.

In 2065, the earth is uninhabitable due to pollution.

What do you think? Comment here on the best question about the future.

"In 2054, a self-driving car will crash into a crowd, killing everyone inside" - wat?

Try to include: Bush Trump Canada Mexico best

In 2030, the fastest car in the world is owned by Donald Trump. At least, he will own the fast car. It belongs to the Government of Canada. The Government is going to remove almost all cars from Canadian roads, hoping to save Canada from what they are calling "climate change."

It may be something of an exaggeration, but it is true that it is being called "climate change." According to Mr. Trump, climate change is a phony scam. "No way, no how," is what he told the crowd. "They've got it totally wrong, and it doesn't exist."

And yet it is true that, at some level, Mr. Trump knows that climate change is real. He just refuses to accept it.

The fastest car in the world in 2030 will be driven by an artificial intelligence system that costs just $5 million and emits just 0.05g/mile of carbon dioxide.

Cars will drive themselves, often simply through a software update, at speeds of up to 70mph with minimal human intervention.

There will also be a level of vehicle autonomy that allows cars to talk to each other and to traffic signals and lights.

This will allow them to brake automatically, change lanes and respond to emergency vehicle signals.