In Hurg tribe, ancient tradition of unga bunga with drum and bone flute for long into moon realm. Unga bunga good, small burn mammoth meat and rotten grain water, many old hunt friends, little death until much later. When come back from little death, go outside for wash self, get hit with rock from eagle. Message from Old Wizard!

Old Wizard live in hollow tree some step away, but say hear unga bunga all moon realm, and send no iz com plain. Old Wizard say no more unga bunga ever, or call spirit of eagle. Hurg seek advice from great shaman Lau Ur, but say that no speak until big mammoth meat, and sharpest tool, and berries.

Hurg need help! Unga bunga good! Old Wizard bad! Hurg not even can get berry for Lau Ur, berry on old wizard land. Hurg thinking club or spear for Old Wizard. Thought?

Darb want hunt. Darb have many hunting stick and red berry juice. Darb knows place with many mammoth. Who want hunt with Darb?

I am in cave and caveman come in my cave not asking. So unevolved. Wanted my sheep dress

Me and other find it in jungle. It seem to be no angry. We wondering if it tasty, or we should just let be.

Guk make spear from big stick and pointy rock. Guk find new problem where spear break much while hunting. Hard to make new spear. Should Guk try new hunt method, or should Guk try make stronger spear?

Me Sprarg. Me not like evolved. Me see evolved outside cave. Evolved tell me to give shiny rock and green dol-lar leaf. Me scared so throw rock. Evolved leave Sprarg cave. Evolved come back with metal mammoth and take Sprarg rocks and skulls Sprarg hunt for.

Me sad and have no rock.

Gug eat purple.

One caveman named Jenga Benga have so many shiny rock! Too many to count, more than five! Why he need so many? He not even do work to get it! He get other caveman to do work and then take some of shiny rock just because he own cave where work done! This while some caveman not even have enough shiny rock for cave! Why we let happen? There many of us and one of him! Me think tribe would do better if no need shiny rock at all, caveman just help each other to survive, like in good old day! (three day ago)

Why this happen? Me scared that moon god make sun forever bye bye next time. Me hope sun god fight back.

Hurg find red berry on hunt. Watch red berry for five moons. Bug no eat berry, but boar eat, seem strong. Hurg eat berry, feel like teeth god, run circle two moon. Hurg like, but Hurg question. Red berry witch magic? Red berry demon magic? Hurg no want curse. What think?

Me name the Reeugha (it noise make when fire touch). Yester time I was walk and saw evolved made cave painty painty. They paint Reeugha wife Betharock with the no wolf skin on. Who need the many berries to go and scratch out Betharock cave paint paint?

brug eated and was play with little cavetiger friend and then evolved make fun of brug for giving little tiger kisses!! but brug love little tiger and does not like when evolved are mean... brug held tiger extra tight and gave many kisses and she made happy rumble noise! evolved so dumb they dont even know how that tiger are for friendship!!

Me Guk. Guk find cave home since last post. Two moons ago, Guk discover wolf outside cave. Wolf look hungry. Guk feel bad and give wolf meet. This moon, wolf help Guk hunt wooly mammoth. Guk did not ask for wolf help, but like wolf help anyway. What Guk do now?

For context, we "Amazon Tribe", strongest huntresses in land. We settle 600 moons ago. I lead tribe now. We not like many tribe. Women make up 60%. Women lead tribe for many moons, too many to count. Moon goddess start tribe, says cave wall.

Man tribe move in. Wolf almost go extinct. Man tribe offers we share resources. But if resources shared, Gorga tribe starve.

We decide on peaceful option. We burn man tribe, no kill needed. They leave same night with offerings, carry nothing with them as many tribe run.

Edit: Added "we Amazon Tribe"

Grungus caught foreskin on thorn of bush. YEEEEOOOOOUUUUUCHHH!!

Hi, I Gnark see cavemen singing Ooga-chaka ooga-ooga when moon goddess at hag hour. Gnark tell elder, but he throw a rock at his head. My melon hurt but wowza nice rock.

Gurg on hunt, but have no luck. Ate last food two sun ago. Gurg find white rock. Me never see new rock. Gurg try eat white rock, make Gurg mouth feel like desert. What do with thirst rock?

We no can leave. We no can leave. They take river-crossing log and other cave. Water up to wall at sunset-way door. Bad water thing take Og. We no can leave. End is close. Drums, drums way far down. They coming.

Modern butt mud says: Need 5 diet things, need fruit meat potato milk and oil. But that stupid. All me need is fruit meat and sometimes potato, and me very healthy. Me no understand what a milk or a oil is, I not even Neolithic yet. Me not understand,

glorbschlok throwed rocks at creatures until they stopped being. glorbschlok used sharp bone to take skin off creatures. glorbschlok selling creature's skins. dm glorbschlok if interested in creature skin.

Me go to big mountain two times in last moon. First time, me met new friend. Did not have fun, but play music for tribes there. Second time, me play a music alone, no friend to help. it was scary, but me had fun. Tribe there help me play even gooder.

Me tasted good water, from ice place. Was clean taste, not like green water from dry place. Me think green water not good for drinking, but will take what can get

Me Eck. Me come far. Big journey. Me want friends. Big dino ate all Eck friends. Me live through oh-oh hole. Me need new friends. You be good friends?

No worry. Me not hurt you. Only hurt if me hurt. Where me find grub-grub and wah-wah?

Me name Gok. Me have no cave to call home. Gok is wondering if there is large cave you can share. Gok take up small space, will not get in way.

Feel very warm this moon. Plants blooming. Bugs doing bug things. Rain falling. Evolved say "April showers bring May flowers" but March showers bring April flowers maybe?

Sun-god must be happy, making planet warmer for us.

Every day same. Tok wake up, have bean water, and work. Tok teeth break, skin dry. Tok mother old now, still work, and more tired than Tok. Tok feel shame. Tok no good hunter, but family eat fine, for now. How Tok break pain cycle?

Me has found bone staff. What do now. Is I new bone shamen?

Say leaf help with bad feeling around more evolve man. Now hunger great, and more evolve man friend.