/r/talesfromcavesupport

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Tales from everyday Cro-Magnons about their struggles with those who are "evolved".

You here, this is what us do:

  • Solve mysterious problems of evolved
  • Fix problems, eat meat, drink old berry juice.
  • Help others feel better after dealing with evolved.
  • Post paintings of cave situations

Few rules:

  1. No bad speak to other. We get bad speak from evolved in day, no want here.
  2. Stay in Cro-Magnon form. We are proud Cro-Magnons, but we not evolve yet. Means no future big fight topics!
  3. Keep secret. We no stand for public stupids, only secret stupids.
  4. No bad action stories about others. We here to fix, not break. Breaking is for evolved.
  5. Keep safe for young.
  6. No no-work paintings. Paintings must be Cro-Magnon, not just painting name.

If you no do rules, you gone. Bad club is hungry for whacks on the way out.

Do want to talk with other Cro-Magnons? Join in big discord!

/r/talesfromcavesupport

48,552 Subscribers

19

How join tribe?

Hi, I new here. How I BugBug join tribe?

4 Comments
2023/12/05
02:11 UTC

19

Cavepaint of types of tribe leadership

2 Comments
2023/12/03
21:33 UTC

33

Oona make new carve. Have vision of far-flung future time. Everyone wear necklace like this.

8 Comments
2023/12/02
20:11 UTC

23

Hello I'm a Depressed Fatherless Neanderthal and heres a Starter pack to describe me i need advice

4 Comments
2023/11/29
15:19 UTC

25

Why evolved hurt many net-walker friend?

Engi no see why evolved scared of net-walker. Net-walker small, no hurt if no bother. Make home and catch many small-thing. Net-walker friend, like nice wolf or small tiger. But evolved no like. Evolved squish net-walker, evolved scared of friend. But friend no hurt.

Why evolved so much scared? Why evolved hurt many net-walker friend? Evolved no make understand.

12 Comments
2023/11/26
22:56 UTC

37

HELP!!! I ACCIDENTALLY EVOLVED!!!

Please help me!!! My name is Prugog, and I was doing nothing one day and suddenly decided to stand on both my feet to try to balance, but I accidentally evolved and I'm speaking very weirdly now. My vocabulary is giant now, but I wish I could go back. Can someone please help me devolve back to a caveman?!

14 Comments
2023/11/25
23:33 UTC

4

cat food yes ?

cat eat eat? eat cat? no eat cat???

8 Comments
2023/11/25
22:48 UTC

14

why sky light cold now?

Bung bo not like cold sky fire. loin cloth not keep bung bo's worm snake warm anymore. bung bo sad.

make little fire with stick like neighbor. not work. Bung bo ask neighbor how do but neighbor throw rock and make bung bo sad. what do

7 Comments
2023/11/25
20:47 UTC

9

hello brug moving in

yes me brug

6 Comments
2023/11/25
17:58 UTC

12

Chig unged on me colored rock I said that he’s a bunga AITA

Ooka choog

1 Comment
2023/11/25
03:23 UTC

31

Yurk want woods

Yurk live in wrong place. Yurk just want hunt and run with dog, but Yurk need "money" where Yurk live. Yurk try to move to mountains, but evolved people say Yurk not allowed. Say mountains are everyones, but Yurk cant live there? Yurk see people living on river, but those people act funny, Yurk look for rock, they look for "copper". Yurk no like them. Yurk have no options, Yurk build bow, but Yurk get yelled at by leasing office, say "not appropriate", say "too messy". Yurk offer to burn wood, more yelling, say "unsafe", yurk know how make fire, Yurk know how not hurt Yurk with fire, Yurk not understand. Yurk sad and bored. Yurk dog make Yurk feel better, but Yurk want woods for dog too.

3 Comments
2023/11/22
06:33 UTC

7

Evolved lanengage many deepy cult

Gukk go evolved skool

Gukk think Gukk speek gud evolved lanengage

Butt evolved class mates , teechers think Gukk lanengage steal many bad

How others cro magnon masterd evolved lanengage

Gukk like som tips

4 Comments
2023/11/20
15:28 UTC

19

Eet fear hal-ow-en rituals. How fix?

Eet find good feeling in valley "Hal-ow-en" ritual. Eet like other tribe members close. Butt Eet no like scary display of tribesmen be kill. how do fix and have Hal-ow-en good?

8 Comments
2023/11/16
04:48 UTC

45

Wug found Squeak outside of cave.

Wug feel sorry for Squeak :( so wug take in and warm by fire and share food & water, but Squeak still forever sleep.....

Why wug heart hurt for Squeak? Shaman say it only pest. Wug make eye water because Squeak remind Wug of Little Woof that go forever sleep many season ago.

6 Comments
2023/11/12
00:29 UTC

21

Ooka big worry.

All that come out of Ooka during bleed time is blood clump. Ooka visit healer, or Ooka fine?

9 Comments
2023/11/09
13:39 UTC

59

Jugg think “nie lism” is poison.

Jugg had talk with Bungus other day. Bungus say Bungus heard of “nie lism” and it made him big sad! “Nie lism” means “me die one day, so me have no purpose” Jugg think this stupid!

If one day you die, sink into dirt and become mud, why not spend time living to fullest? Why not try hardest to make cave neater? Why not give service to tribe? Why not make cave paintings and carvings?

In Jugg tribe, it more common for members to have “nie lism”. Jugg think: if you have one life, do everything you can to make life good! Make life of others more good! Make tribe the most good!

7 Comments
2023/11/08
01:49 UTC

21

Me have another complaint.

Me shop on amagrog. Amagrog good. Prugog buy thing like BIG ROCK and BIG LEAF. Other day, me (Prugog) go to friend (Groolk) cave, and he show me new thing called Amazon? He say he buy thing like "phone" and "body pillow." What those?!?! New evolved thing? He say he no Groolk anymore. He say he David. HE EVEN STAND WITHOUT HAND!!! It just me, or is Prugog get older?

8 Comments
2023/11/07
05:54 UTC

8

How get girl

Me fubble. Me want get girl for me. Me give Girl lot. She take. Me sad. no more this, how get girl

7 Comments
2023/11/07
03:20 UTC

17

This Sun is Agor Cake Day

Agor share cake with all Valley. Agor many hope fellow Cro-magnon enjoy.

5 Comments
2023/11/06
17:23 UTC

65

grug feel seen

5 Comments
2023/11/04
13:13 UTC

7

Scrumbo

8 Comments
2023/11/03
20:13 UTC

5

Nog find dead tree

Nog found weak tree while on walk. Went to chop for fire wood but it soft. What do

5 Comments
2023/11/01
02:13 UTC

13

Mammoth Many Scared

The Sounds of a herd of Mammoth stampeding in fright can be heard in the Valley this Sun.

4 Comments
2023/10/31
15:11 UTC

12

Mate Sesh Fear Witch in Valley

This Mate Sesh. Agor still no in Valley.

Mate Sesh hear HE HE HE HA HA HA HO HO HO scary cackle during Moon Time.

Mate Sesh fear there Witch in Valley.

3 Comments
2023/10/30
13:01 UTC

3

Found a scary bone

Ugga my friend found scary place in forest

It has bones like ours in it and many scary symbols

I am going to touch one...

0 Comments
2023/10/26
16:33 UTC

13

Agor Out Of Valley

Many Hello. If read then Agor no here. Agor on jour knee to Mount Doom for toss Weeja Board into Fire. Weeja Board many Spooky and need destroyed. Agor sure Valley ok while Agor gone.

5 Comments
2023/10/26
11:36 UTC

10

What This?

https://www.baltimoremagazine.com/section/artsentertainment/the-dark-and-fascinating-history-of-the-ouija-board-baltimore-origins/

Mate Sesh say Agor sleep out of cave this Moon Time if Agor bring in cave.

But look many cool.

8 Comments
2023/10/23
11:18 UTC

30

Gawk feel big dumb and angry at evolved right now.

4 Comments
2023/10/22
10:36 UTC

2

Oinikan escape.

Hello tribepeople. Oinikan escape from place. me return.

2 Comments
2023/10/22
02:06 UTC

70

Nog find small lion. What do

14 Comments
2023/10/21
13:09 UTC

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