Tales from everyday Cro-Magnons about their struggles with those who are "evolved".
You here, this is what us do:
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Hi, I new here. How I BugBug join tribe?
Engi no see why evolved scared of net-walker. Net-walker small, no hurt if no bother. Make home and catch many small-thing. Net-walker friend, like nice wolf or small tiger. But evolved no like. Evolved squish net-walker, evolved scared of friend. But friend no hurt.
Why evolved so much scared? Why evolved hurt many net-walker friend? Evolved no make understand.
Please help me!!! My name is Prugog, and I was doing nothing one day and suddenly decided to stand on both my feet to try to balance, but I accidentally evolved and I'm speaking very weirdly now. My vocabulary is giant now, but I wish I could go back. Can someone please help me devolve back to a caveman?!
cat eat eat? eat cat? no eat cat???
Bung bo not like cold sky fire. loin cloth not keep bung bo's worm snake warm anymore. bung bo sad.
make little fire with stick like neighbor. not work. Bung bo ask neighbor how do but neighbor throw rock and make bung bo sad. what do
yes me brug
Yurk live in wrong place. Yurk just want hunt and run with dog, but Yurk need "money" where Yurk live. Yurk try to move to mountains, but evolved people say Yurk not allowed. Say mountains are everyones, but Yurk cant live there? Yurk see people living on river, but those people act funny, Yurk look for rock, they look for "copper". Yurk no like them. Yurk have no options, Yurk build bow, but Yurk get yelled at by leasing office, say "not appropriate", say "too messy". Yurk offer to burn wood, more yelling, say "unsafe", yurk know how make fire, Yurk know how not hurt Yurk with fire, Yurk not understand. Yurk sad and bored. Yurk dog make Yurk feel better, but Yurk want woods for dog too.
Gukk go evolved skool
Gukk think Gukk speek gud evolved lanengage
Butt evolved class mates , teechers think Gukk lanengage steal many bad
How others cro magnon masterd evolved lanengage
Gukk like som tips
Eet find good feeling in valley "Hal-ow-en" ritual. Eet like other tribe members close. Butt Eet no like scary display of tribesmen be kill. how do fix and have Hal-ow-en good?
Wug feel sorry for Squeak :( so wug take in and warm by fire and share food & water, but Squeak still forever sleep.....
Why wug heart hurt for Squeak? Shaman say it only pest. Wug make eye water because Squeak remind Wug of Little Woof that go forever sleep many season ago.
All that come out of Ooka during bleed time is blood clump. Ooka visit healer, or Ooka fine?
Jugg had talk with Bungus other day. Bungus say Bungus heard of “nie lism” and it made him big sad! “Nie lism” means “me die one day, so me have no purpose” Jugg think this stupid!
If one day you die, sink into dirt and become mud, why not spend time living to fullest? Why not try hardest to make cave neater? Why not give service to tribe? Why not make cave paintings and carvings?
In Jugg tribe, it more common for members to have “nie lism”. Jugg think: if you have one life, do everything you can to make life good! Make life of others more good! Make tribe the most good!
Me shop on amagrog. Amagrog good. Prugog buy thing like BIG ROCK and BIG LEAF. Other day, me (Prugog) go to friend (Groolk) cave, and he show me new thing called Amazon? He say he buy thing like "phone" and "body pillow." What those?!?! New evolved thing? He say he no Groolk anymore. He say he David. HE EVEN STAND WITHOUT HAND!!! It just me, or is Prugog get older?
Me fubble. Me want get girl for me. Me give Girl lot. She take. Me sad. no more this, how get girl
Agor share cake with all Valley. Agor many hope fellow Cro-magnon enjoy.
Nog found weak tree while on walk. Went to chop for fire wood but it soft. What do
The Sounds of a herd of Mammoth stampeding in fright can be heard in the Valley this Sun.
This Mate Sesh. Agor still no in Valley.
Mate Sesh hear HE HE HE HA HA HA HO HO HO scary cackle during Moon Time.
Mate Sesh fear there Witch in Valley.
Ugga my friend found scary place in forest
It has bones like ours in it and many scary symbols
I am going to touch one...
Many Hello. If read then Agor no here. Agor on jour knee to Mount Doom for toss Weeja Board into Fire. Weeja Board many Spooky and need destroyed. Agor sure Valley ok while Agor gone.
Mate Sesh say Agor sleep out of cave this Moon Time if Agor bring in cave.
But look many cool.
Hello tribepeople. Oinikan escape from place. me return.