Cave girl say want eat noodle. Fa-Fash say, what noodle?

Cave girl say, take seed from grass. Put in dirt. Wait one and one and one and one moon. Dirt make many grass. Take many seed from grass, sun make seed dry. Hit many dry seed with rock. Seed get small and small and small. Put water in small dry seed pile. Now mud, but seed mud, not dirt mud.

Wait wait, not finish.

Cave girl say, push seed mud with smooth rock. Make long seed mud thing. Make fire. Make cave in big rock. Put fire under big cave rock. Put water in cave in big rock. Fire make rock hot, rock make water hot.

No talk. Still not finish.

Cave girl say, put long seed mud thing in water. Water make long seed mud thing hot. Now call "noodle".

Fa-Fash eat. Like eat hot mud, not mud from dirt, mud from seed. Fa-Fash wait one and one and one and one moon and want eat arm, so hungry. Then cave girl say eat hot seed mud.

Noodle stupid.

Fa-Fash seek food so not die. Ask man in big big big cave built of shiny metal and clear metal. Man say, sit by box, look at box, make light move in box, do all things with box. Box cast spell on Fa-Fash, many moons and suns but no remember. Now Fa-Fash old. Have food but old and no remember all things, only box, every day box. Man say "job".

Gods, why job?

Dunka want play black and white stone game with Dunka big man. Dunka eat big mud at black and white stones, what do? How Dunka make old man eat mud?

Cave get new mans. Cave small. No room. Shaman need new cave for new mans. Shaman give Uuk fire for cave. Uuk find kitty-cat. Cave tiger mommy kill Uuk. Fire bad.

Shaman say fire good. It is good spirit. Fire hurt. Shaman bad? Shaman have bad spirit?

Me Fa-Fash. Me find sub, go "thank gods sub for Fa-Fash!" Come and read. No many post, many post see many suns and moons. Maybe old post people go extinct, no have baby post people. Fa-Fash look for kin, find no many kin. Why gods?

when me sleep he wake, he sleep me wake. me miss sit at fire and talk. he there for 365 sun rise sun set. me sad, me miss.

husband die. this ok, cuz me can eat husband now.

so me eat husband but husband not taste good?

why?

rock ockc found rock that red why rock red

new tribe for snok ookookookohogoh bring snoft chicken

snok bring chicken soft to tribe me wants in tribe big cave(:

Headache. Blood time? No. Ooka get decent zzzz so not that. Ooka getting over sniffles, that problem?

Uwak speak to Shaman who is expert in people from past time. Think him called himself "anthro apologist"? No remember. Him say that we as species never live in cave. Only small group of us live in cave? Is true? Everyone Uwak know live in cave, sleep in cave, born in cave. Shaman say "caveman" not represent all people but is simple karacterizashun of a few tribe. If not in cave, where other people living?

Life going bad for Uki, cave wife left for neanderthal with bigger cave, child died on last winter, uncle calls uki's draws bad, big meow meow eated other kid, and no mamooth meat

Is sun god mad? Did Uki get cursed? How to break curse?!

Last time me catch sick, me tired and miserable for fourteen sun's. Now it cold-time, me worried gonna catch sick again. How you keep from catching sick in cold-time?

Name Mank. Me part of many clans. Pic clan, Interesting clan, darkcavepeopletwitter clan, AskClan clan. Mank never been exiled before. Mank overhear conversation in news clan. Mank think stranger say something dumb. Mank explain new concept of nuance to him. Me later find out from chief of news clan that I exiled, permanently. Mank not given reason. What Mank do? News clan where Mank finds out what happening.

Hi. Me am Mot.

Me once was on here with different name. Me rejoin tribe. Me go through big trauma in life.

Me never feel close to any god before

Then me use magic grass, have big spirit message for sky-god.

Sky-god, he love me. He love you. Sky-god great mystery.

Me very different than me was before.

Me was like little crawly-thing before.

Then it was like me form cocoon.

Me emerge from spiritual cocoon.

Me Mot.

Me have return from great journey.

Journey never end, but me will stay here, with tribe.

Me so happy to be back in valley.

Why even have fruit tree gods say not allowed eat from? Cut it down!!

Had fun bonk with Tiger-Tooth tribe girl. Girl die from head bonk, her father-man, chief of Tiger-Tooth tribe angry, want kill me but I am best water hole sniffer of my tribe, Mudstacker tribe, so we go to Tiger-Tooth tribe at night, I sniff water before and we make mud to get ancestors blessing so Tiger-Tooth does not see. We kill all Tiger-Tooth and bonk all girl, good night. Eat Tiger-Tooth tribe to gain strength but they have secret, is actually just skin over white rock, I tell my friend Uuglah he say is normal, everyone has rockman inside, I don’t believe. Uuglah is enemy? I hide in cave from enemy, rockmen will not get me.

Grruoh. Bears BAD news. Lurrrough no can find dad favorite stick.

If Lurrrough no can find dad favorite stick, Lurrrough dad says many years no rainfall every one. LURRROUGH BEG ALL HELP LURRROUGH FIND STICK!! not want imagine every one forever thirst.

Lurrrough dad favorite stick:

- big (lurrrough dad favorite type)

- dirt color, maybe

- a end pointy

- leaf (normal color)

if have ANY stick like Lurrrough describe, cave meet by normal color field. dad miss stick very bad, promise rage on land if no find.

ggruh,

Lurrrough

Me had big rock. I love big rock. Big rock my rock for whole life. Now big rock break into little rock. Me sad. But me need new big rock to kill big animal. What do?

Tonight is night of spooky! Is night when moon is dark, and gap between this world and next world is easiest to jump! Spookies of all shapes and types coming to our world tonight, all cro-magnon must beware!

There are spookies that bite, spookies that claw, spookies that take over your body and make you do things you not want to do! A spooky maybe even go to you cave, and say "trick or treat!" If that happen, you need give spooky some good food, like dried meat or fresh berries. Else they might haunt you!!! And cause misery!!!

Beware of spookies!!

i have found a cursed craft of the dragon sorcerers! unbreakable it seems, but its foul magic must not continue!

hast thou a way to destroy the sorcerers craft?

Last night, Talnar get back from unsuccessful hunt. Talnar no able catch things, step on twig and scare away animal. Me hungry, me tired, it dark. Walking into village, me see big pile of fruit and vegetable. So me eat some, think me only eat a little, plus whole village like help each other out like that, nobody mind.

Me wake up this morning and find pile of fruit and vegetable was offering to the gods!!! And me actually eat a lot more than me think me did last night!!! Me not want bring wrath of gods upon our village. How Talnar can fix?

Me hear noise while going to sleep last night. Not sure where it came from, echoed around valley a lot. Kind of loud like KAARSSCHH. or no wait maybe sounded more like BOOUM. That not right either. Sounded like GRAAARRD maybe?

Whatever. You heard noise too probably. Loud one. What you think it was?

Mank friend trying to become rapper. Mank say name should be AfroMagnon. Friend no laugh. Mank explain that AfroMagnon sound like CroMagnon. Friend say joke dumb. Does clan think Mank joke funny?

Me hear that Shaman able read future in animal entrails. But when me try looking at animal entrails, me not see future. How they do it?

Unless future is going to be wet and red and squishy