/r/StuffYangSays

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RWBY puns that are so bad they're good!

The Subreddit for RWBY related puns and jokes!

Thanks to /r/Naut for the fantastic base CSS.

Rules:

  1. Keep it RWBY related-The only real rule

  2. If your pun is about a RWBY episode that has not come out for all viewers mark it with a spoiler tag, or wait to post it.

  3. Do not criticize no matter how bad the pun or joke is. This is for people who are too nervous to make their jokes in the main subreddit. You will get three chances to not mess up this rule.

  4. Try to keep your posts moderately clean-You will be asked to clean it yourself. We don't have the money for janitors.

  5. Reposts will be prosecuted to the full extent of subreddit law-deletion and insultation

  6. Keep the puns and jokes coming-Unless you go afk in the middle of a game and get your whole team killed.

  7. If rules are your thing then make sure to make around two puns per day.

  8. If you're going to post, do so in order to make people laugh. No downers or posts without jokes.

8a. Community post are allowed as long as you don't get too out of hand.

  • Image and video posts ARE allowed as long as they are created by the person who posts them.

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    10

    How does Ruby express her satisfaction at sniping her targets with Crescent Rose?

    She sni-purrs

    Which made Blake think she'd found a fellow cat-girl for a hot second.

    0 Comments
    2024/02/01
    19:33 UTC

    5

    How would Ren be with children?

    He'd be a chilled Ren.

    0 Comments
    2024/01/24
    16:14 UTC

    5

    What do you call a hot vampire bat faunus?

    Suck-xy

    0 Comments
    2023/12/19
    14:14 UTC

    7

    what do you tell that one guy from team jnpr to get him to give a false answer to a question?

    “Lie, Ren!”

    1 Comment
    2023/07/17
    10:17 UTC

    13

    Yang gave a ride to a funny British man

    He's Mr. Been.

    0 Comments
    2023/05/29
    13:51 UTC

    26

    Yang has her own brand of clothing

    It's called Yang Xiao Shorts.

    0 Comments
    2023/02/01
    03:18 UTC

    22

    What do Jaune Arc and Weiss's Arma Gigas summon have in common?

    They're both knights who save Schnee.

    1 Comment
    2022/07/02
    18:39 UTC

    31

    What do you call a house Sun Wukong wakes up in?

    House of the rising Sun.

    1 Comment
    2022/06/16
    17:44 UTC

    31

    The bee's knees...

    1 Comment
    2022/04/22
    21:28 UTC

    71

    If you know, you know.

    5 Comments
    2022/04/20
    12:05 UTC

    26

    If Sienna Khan had kids...

    Would that make her a tiger mom?

    1 Comment
    2022/04/04
    17:32 UTC

    37

    How many misspelled RWBY characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Juan.

    2 Comments
    2022/03/31
    18:24 UTC

    15

    Unoriginal joke

    0 Comments
    2022/03/20
    21:04 UTC

    27

    Guys I think Jaune's tired...

    He's Jawning

    0 Comments
    2022/03/03
    23:05 UTC

    18

    Yang has enough of her fellow meth addicts, so she decides to make her own band

    She quits Methallica to form Megameth

    1 Comment
    2022/02/09
    13:15 UTC

    28

    From this tree many eggs are produced. And from those eggs a Yang will be be born... Behold!

    The Yeggdrasill!

    1 Comment
    2021/12/05
    11:19 UTC

    0 Comments
    2021/11/14
    23:32 UTC

    19

    How does Ozpin drink his coffee?

    Like a Bozz.

    2 Comments
    2021/11/06
    18:26 UTC

    30

    What does Nora say when she's right for once?

    "What do you say, guys? Hammer right?"

    1 Comment
    2021/11/04
    15:00 UTC

    15

    What is Taiyang's favourite Seal song?

    Kiss from a Rose.

    2 Comments
    2021/10/28
    17:39 UTC

    36

    How does Yang describe Nora?

    She puts the 'cute' in 'electrocute'!

    0 Comments
    2021/09/29
    23:28 UTC

    44

    During the Battle of Atlas, Flynt Coal saved the lives of Robyn's family. In other words...

    The Hills are alive with the sound of music.

    2 Comments
    2021/09/17
    13:01 UTC

    17

    Rising out of the cracked and broken roads on the highway, what did the villainous octopus faunus with two mechanical tentacles say to Professor Port as he stared him down?

    The faunus smiled with sinister warmth as he descended to the ground using his tentacles. He gave the Professor a slight nod, and said in a deceptively friendly tone,

    "Hello, Peter."

    Professor Port narrowed his eyes and crouched into a battle stance with his axe.

    Coming this December!

    Peter Port: No Way Home!

    In the shadows, Dr. Oobleck rasped,

    "Be careful what you wish for, Professor."

    2 Comments
    2021/09/04
    14:40 UTC

    12

    So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemists Brotherhood and saw when Father got sucked back into the Gate.

    I guess he couldnt handle the Truth

    0 Comments
    2021/09/04
    00:43 UTC

    29

    Weiss is the best person to be the head of the SDC. Why?

    It's her dustiny.

    0 Comments
    2021/08/26
    13:20 UTC

    33

    What is it called when Cinder throws you off a cliff?

    Fall damage.

    1 Comment
    2021/08/12
    14:58 UTC

    32

    How do you say goodbye to Yang?

    "Xiao Long, farewell."

    4 Comments
    2021/07/18
    23:03 UTC

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