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This is a sub reddit for everything to do with Stormtroopers be that gifs, pictures or anything else.

/r/Stormtroopers

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Did everyone see this new shaver?

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2023/10/06
00:37 UTC

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E-11 blaster review (By official stormtrooper)

OMG this blaster is so bad! I can't even aim! I filed a complaint to Lord Vader but he threatened to Force choke me, so...

My helmet sucks too, I can't see or breathe in the thing.

I heard Shadow Troopers get those sick T-21s an DLT-19s, so I'll try to get good Imperial grades and get an upgrade to get to be one of those guys.

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2023/01/10
04:29 UTC

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why does the e11 suck so fucking much

my blaster keeps jamming and the aim is godawful. it's because of the blaster that us troopers have such a shit reputation. WHY DOES THE EMPIRE GIVE US SHITTY BLASTERS

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2022/02/26
21:12 UTC

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RIP lunch trooper, his girl will miss him

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2021/03/04
17:15 UTC

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Storm troopers key to movie plots

Now, how did the empire and rebels become successful and gaining power, because they had the support of the people. The empire promised safety be sending clone troopers into battle instead of loved ones. The rebels fought tyranny and the people helped them because those who had volunteered to be stormtroopers made that choice.

 But, the first order had the most effective tactic of ruling over people. The people allowed the first order to rule through grief and hope. The first order had kidnapped most of the galaxy’s children and trained them to be amazing soldiers. None of the people wanted to resist because they didn’t know if any stormtroopers they killed was their child or someone else’s. This is most likely why the new republic was so slow to act because they were probably trying to figure out how to defeat the first order without killing the kidnapped children. The first order manages to blow up the new republic and the old war veterans of the resistance more for action than thought blow up star killer base most likely wiping out half of the stormtroopers of the first order. 

Now in the last Jedi, the resistance is on the run with zero support from anyone. This is most likely because people are in a large state of grief. The people have just had their government wiped out. It would be the equivalent of a nuke getting dropped on your capitol city. And most of the stormtroopers have been killed. The people want nothing to do with the resistance as they most likely killed a lot of the galaxy’s children. They still allow the first order to rule as they still have hope that their child is serving in the first order fleet. Then, the resistance destroys most of the first orders fleet and now most of the people have lost all hope that their children are still alive.

So now we come to the rise of sky walker, this is the tilting point for the people of the galaxy. They are done grieving the lost of their children, most of them are most likely dead and now these parents have nothing to lose. That is why when in the final battle scene that so many people show up to fight the Sith. They are not there to help the resistance. They are there for revenge, because if they have lost their children to war. They are not going to let the sith and their children rule the galaxy with their new fleet of ships. So they killed the men, the women, and the children of the sith and through that power of revenge, the dark side of the force created the potential of thousands of revengeful sites to rule over the galaxy.

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2020/12/08
02:10 UTC

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Stormtroopers = sentient homo-erotic full body ski boots that have joined a future military ?

Yes? Or am I missing something ?

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2020/11/29
14:09 UTC

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Every Stormtrooper explained by Lucasfilm: I thought this was pretty cool to watch.

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2019/12/18
23:09 UTC

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Cardboard stormtrooper. This is the basis for my build of a stormtrooper helmet. Version one. Love to see other self made versions. Anyone?

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2017/08/09
19:37 UTC

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