I’ve always been off socially. I’m sure my learning problems contributed to my strangeness.

But who isn’t off socially?

Umbrella academy. I think we're alone now.

Theoretically could we keep and use the same disposable pen over 8 months? Would this be gross after that long of a time?

Everything just feels so much softer. So I'll hunt down my one cat named Asbel who adores aggresive pets. But I'm so high right now .. that my aggressive petting was to much for him and he ran away from me. Didn't even look back. Betrayal.

If u think about it sleeping is literally concentrating really hard on passing out

Would it be toes?

Sounds to me like you press and then you hold (pressing it again).

When you tell someone to just press something normally, you don’t say “press and release”.

I feel like “press” means just tap it real quick, and, if you want a long “press” you should just say “hold down” because the pressing is implied. You can’t hold it down if you don’t press it down in the first place.

Am I making sense? Or do I need to roll another one? 🧐

I don’t know if I can listen to the original anymore https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-u8SF_y1M5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

You get to a point

I work near a big Indian population in Austin and have the pleasure of interacting with many Indian people. The dudes do this really fun thing with their head when they are talking and sometimes just when they are listening and agreeing with you. It's so cool.

I always wanted to try this lol I use to see ppl use gas masks a lot around 2013-16 but don’t see it anymore, does anyone here still use this way? If not why? and how was it for you??

Shits in the woods, does a tree smell it?

Oh man i missed the hit you get when you take a double dose of edibles. I can't stop drinking water it's so good.

everything is great~ 💗

i need to make a list of all my favourite things. just typing all my thoughts out so i don't forget. i hope you all understand. i feel like im in another dimension.

Is that why they don't always make sense and some things don't look right and they are just an amalgamation of things we've seen or experienced?

Need things to watch and everything just seems so boring lol

I just woke up with a stark realization. By the time we develop the warp drive and send out the Enterprise on a five year mission to seek out new life and new civilizations, it won't be piloted by Captain Kirk and his fellow graduates from Starfleet, but rather a bunch of AI toasters. Data won't be a side character. They will all be Data clones. And that means that there will never be a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Self driving cars don't pick up hitchhikers. It's against their programming.

Probably not the best spot for this but I'm desperate. Idk man, I have one and I accidentally sealed it shut by not using it for months. I've tried fire, hot water, vice grips, whipping it across the roo.. idk what to do anymore. It won't open.

It’s so interesting that kids just lose their teeth everyday. And we all just know that an adult tooth is going to come down and replace it. Like why is this even a thing lol?! There’s no other body parts that do it this way!

Do all animals have this baby teeth phenomenon?! I know my dog had different teeth when he was a puppy but I swear they just changed and grew over time, like he never had a half grown in front tooth…right?!

God has obviosly been away for a while.

When God comes back, God will ask us,

"How did you do with that Earth I gave you? Did you take good care of the land? Did you treat the animals well? Did you learn to live peacefully and cooperatively with other people?"

I might have posted this thought here before. Not sure.

Occasionally it dawns on me, that humans are a species that really took things too far.

But under all of our decorations and our drama, we still look and act a whole lot like our cousins, the monkeys and chimps and such.

Source: it was me

I'm learning the guitar. I always loved music but didn't learn any instrument only singing. I tap the notes, thats just common but I play songs on my bf ding dong. That's silly weird but cute. Also, instant feedback if I'm playing the notes right. My tempo is getting great. 🤓

Mayo. Is my go to. Any sandwich gets better with mayo cmon What you guys think? (Also milk jam)

My smoking buddy and I had a short but beautiful night. Few words, just cuddle and touch-- and a few body kisses. Not gonna lie. The world could burn and I wouldn't notice a thing.