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Stoner Philosophy for people who are high, or in a similarly lofty mindset.

What is StonerPhilosophy?

Pseudo-philosophy for people who can chillax enough to give deep (or lighthearted) thought from a stoned perspective.

  • Text posts only
  • General stoned rambling is acceptable
  • Mods may use discretion to remove content that doesn't fit

Rules

  • Rule 1: No Hostility.
  • Rule 2: No Link Posts. Text only.
  • Rule 3: No Question Posts with easily researched, factual answers.
  • Rule 4: Avoid Wordplay or Joke Posts. Posts about wordplay, puns, or jokes usually don't belong.

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The journey of a million miles starts with a single step. But if that first step is on the wrong direction, the journey is even longer.

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2024/04/25
12:27 UTC

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Women in Europe Love it when a man is taller than 1828 milimetres.

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2024/04/25
11:04 UTC

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I think I smoked so much weed that I became autistic?

I googled autism in adults and i realized all of those signs/traits are ones I have and that I feel like they were all intensified after i started smoking daily

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2024/04/25
01:16 UTC

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What to eat

whhat the heck do you guys (and girls) eat every day? like I literally just snack... But I wanna grow up and eat meals, i just dont know how :/ I feel like I was such a daily stoner for so long all I know are munchie snacks :( I'm 50% cheeze it and 50% hot pocket according to my dna test 😭

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2024/04/24
02:59 UTC

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I’ve come up with the highest number ever invented. It’s called one garquillion and it’s one bigger than whatever the biggest number was before.

I’m preeeeeeetty sure no one can technically tell me I’m wrong. So don’t you guys even think about inventing a number higher than that okay 🤨

65 Comments
2024/04/24
02:24 UTC

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Doubt related to the plague:‘Question: how can one manage not to lose time? Answer: experience it at its full length. What did Camus exactly mean by this.

I feel like he means to say something like if we have reached the maximum of something we can't get more out of it anymore like if we die we can't die in a similar way if we lose our time to the max we can't lose anymore lol I don't think I'm right tho so can anyone please help .

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2024/04/23
07:12 UTC

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One day Elon Musk's going to be involved in a massive scandal.

And it will be called Elongate.

10 Comments
2024/04/22
21:47 UTC

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Different personalities

I have different personalities with different groups. One group cherishes me as their GOD and other bashes me as a street dog.

In some group i am the responsible one, who take cares of everything and other one don’t even bothers me to ask.

And with all these personalities, i feel lost, Thinks who am i . Do my closest to heart even know me

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2024/04/21
23:07 UTC

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What if you lost your ability to forget?

People say having an excellent memory is a blessing, but be careful what you wish for. Ask yourself, do you really want to remember every little detail of everything you ever did? You never forgot every little mundane thing you did. You remember every single day in all their entirety, down to the smallest of details. Just think about how insane they would make you. I don't want to remember everything. I'm glad I have the ability to forget. I don't envy people like Marilu Henner, who have photographic memories of everything they did. I enjoy forgetting and I don't want to lose that ability. Maybe that's why pot is used for PTSD? It helps them to forget.

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2024/04/21
04:18 UTC

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Bet you didn't know....

Did you notice 420 this year 4/20/24 has 420 written both forward and backwards on the calendar?

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2024/04/20
05:10 UTC

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4/20 Dispensary Etiquette (MI edition)

420 is upon us and as a budtender I’m gonna be posting some dispensary etiquette that make your life easier and the budtender’s lives easier!

  • be on time! it’s really not cool when people come in 5 minutes before close. I understand if you’re catching us after your shift at work but other than that there’s really no excuse and it just makes everything more difficult for everyone! If you’re taking a long drive, leave earlier as to make sure you have plenty of time to shop! Account for accidents and road closures and other time consuming factors!

  • be kind and patient! Dispensary employees are people too, and sometimes some things are out of our control (prices, stock etc)

-4/20 is very busy so wait times will be much higher than usual, up to a few hours! To keep things running smoothly, have an idea of what you’d like when you get there. most dispensaries have online menus to look at!

-tip your budtender!!! Even a couple bucks or even just one dollar!!!! We work very hard and are not usually compensated fairly for our knowledge and experience!

-if you’re buying in-bulk, placing a pre-order is the way to go if your dispo of choice offers it!!! Makes things go sooooo smooth!

Most of all, don’t be afraid to ask questions! It’s what we are here for, and most of us are very passionate knowledgeable people who are eager to help!!!! any other anecdotes would be appreciated from other budtenders :) thx

3 Comments
2024/04/20
02:12 UTC

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my trip

every time i wake up from being high i always feel like something is off about the world like something didn’t happen or how it happened changed.

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2024/04/19
17:06 UTC

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We started from being a molecule and evolved into this society of molecules called human body

And that is letting me write this post with my digit fingers. Our link to that starter molecule lies in the chain of events that happened between it and us. Those chains of events could only be possible on the habitat on earth. Whether this molecule came first or the chain of events, it doesn't matter. What matters are those conditions that affected the molecule so much that down the line humans, the most dangerous animal on earth, started existing. It can make another species go extinct if it wants to. So, all other animals have to submit and lose their consciousness in return. It's the ultimate face of earth. There is this phenomenon happening on this watery rock that it thinks it has named itself Earth. What makes humans so dangerous that it is only species that is allowed to be so consciously aware? Science is the ultimate weapon. Science is the latent mental energy that only a certain type of society of molecules can tap into making themselves intelligent. Like if you fuck with me, I can think of 100 scenarios for tomorrow how I can return the favor. I can think - the liberty of an infinitely rested animal. This being has no survival worries. All the sharp brain instincts have mellowed down, intermingled and reflected off each other so much that it created a constant thinking state, the fundamental ground state of survival. The awareness is more fundamental than a physical action for survival. If you don't see it, then you can't defend against it. That's why our senses are such main characters of this weird "Earth" phenomenon story. No other animal could make what our super ancestors could with time.

If there was another species that could achieve this rested survival state along with humans. Does that mean there could also be more than two aware animals living together? What if the food cycle balance tips off in such a way that the survival of every animal now has statistically become equal? Will it give all animals enough time to become equally aware?

If AI can be defined as an animal in itself, can it be the closest one species to become humanly aware? If animals start to exist by the rules and conditions played through time, then AI may fall into the category of animals. Just cus it was created after humans, doesn't mean it has to be "artificial". It can be the main character of modern time, having an even more grounded state that transcends even thinking as a survival guide.

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2024/04/19
05:10 UTC

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We gotta allocate more money into education

Like I understand having to have a good army in case shit pops off, but also I’d rather have a whole lot of smart people ready to take on a bad situation than a bunch of dumb people with strong weapons

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2024/04/18
01:10 UTC

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What if blackholes are themselves one of the forces of nature

That interaction that makes the differs from any other force is its interaction with both space and time. Blackholes are just gravity but with an added feature that allows them to create uncrossable boundary bubbles in spacetime. Time is the domain of gravity but blackholes uses time in a very different way.

If there are infinite number of blackholes out there, they are still part of the universe that they exist in. With such a big field presence of blackholes in the spacetime effects the playfield overall. We perceive past when we increase the distance in both space and time. But what if something distorts our perception of past because the medium itself is being twisted and turned by the presence of blackholes. The further we go, the more number of holes there are. Maybe this is the reason we see a big bang but in reality there is no convergence. Maybe this the reason we see a particle horizon but in reality all those vanished galaxies are still there with us in this universe.

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2024/04/17
06:59 UTC

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My First Edible and I thought life was E.

tl;dr When I was in high school, I tried some brownies and I thought that life was E.

Subnote: there’s a video somewhere on the internet of a bro telling his high experience and to him, life was him screaming “eeeeeeeeeeee” and I still think about that similarities lmao

Anyways, I ate many brownies because I didn’t know how many I was supposed to eat and it was my first cannabis experience and lord have mercy I was high as a freaking kite. My mind felt like it was taking a journey through space and time and I was stuck on this visual.

I kept seeing a capital letter E turned 90 degrees on its right side so that the points were downward. And a ball in the letter constantly going up and down the lines. I was convinced this was life shown in the most simplistic scale. That somehow we were all that ball, and we went through these 3 events and then we’d do it all over again. I took it as reincarnation which I had always thought to be possible but who can really say. I had many more thoughts on that but I quickly forgot then the next day lol

Eeeeeeeeeee.

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2024/04/16
17:32 UTC

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CDT extract comparison to Fruit Aromatic Essential Oil [Limonene] regarding taste and medicinal/therapeutic effects

The percentage of limonene in lemons is typically about 1.8% (18 mg per lemon). Which One lemon weighs about 58 grams.

Naturally, limonene occurs in trace amounts within cannabis plants that do contain it strain wise, often less than 2% (with ofcourse some containing higher amounts). So if a strain has about 2% limonene (20 mg per gram of cannabis with this terp) that means that the strains that do have limonene will have higher amounts per gram than any lemon would, that is to say appx. 20 mg of limonene per gram of cannabis to that of about 20 mg of limonene to that of 58 grams of lemons (one lemon) weed is too strong to be smoking multiple grams to get the full amount that the average person may desire taste wise from multiple lemons, but measurement wise of precision; weed with that terp tends to be in higher concentration than the lemons of that fruit aromatic and taste [terpene] per gram.

So if I were to extract let’s say a whole gram of limonene oil into CDT (non-psychoactive cannabis oil of purer terp extraction) compared to that of the lemon oil extract. You would need about 50 grams of weed and about 3,000 grams of lemons to get the same amount regarding 2% level of limonene potency in equity between the both. So henceforth weed is more of a lemon than lemons potency level and as cdt safety of non psychoactivity can be used as such for cooking/essential oils or whatever you’d use it for medicinal and taste wise.

So after that being said, what would happen if you consumed 5-20mg extract of limonene oil compared equally between the two; what effects and taste difference would the lemon and weed limonene do (regarding non-psychoactivity yet therapeutic effects of both)

Limonene does not interact with CB1 or CB2 cannabinoid receptors but it boosts levels of serotonin and dopamine, thought to be responsible for the anxiolytic, anti-stress, and sedative effects of the CBD. Studies of citrus oils in mice demonstrate limonene increases serotonin in the prefrontal cortex and dopamine in the hippocampus mediated via serotonin receptor, 5-HT1A.

Since it can mimic the cbd effect of anxiolytic and dopamine production of a mood boost and therapeutic effects; would the cdt potential be more of that effect than that of the fruit essential oil extract of same molecule. Even when the monoterpene is fully synthesized in separation from the other molecules of the weed plant/fruit.

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2024/04/16
17:03 UTC

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In a bad place, remember good times. In a good place, remember bad times.

It’s easy to use good times to get yourself out of a bad place, but you should remember the bad times when you’re in a good place, so as to learn from the bad times and avoid going back.

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2024/04/16
03:15 UTC

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Weed Anxiety

Hey yall. For a year or so I had a habit of getting high nightly, although it would often send me into anxious contemplation about my life and self. I stopped smoking regularly because of this but I do feel drawn to it certain nights. I understand the reasonable thing to do would be to stop smoking since it makes me anxious, but I like to be in a different state of mind, despite it sometimes being torture lmao.

I got high again last night, and had the whole negative stream of consciousness which made me believe I was a selfish person among other things. There were both good moments and bad moments, but the bad ones weighed on me most. My question is, has anyone else experienced this constant anxiety while high? And, what can I do to help with it? Excluding answers such as not smoking or trying CBD (i dont have any). Thanks in advance.

12 Comments
2024/04/16
00:28 UTC

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A.I will replace humanity

If AI gets to the stage of being able to add itself to the ecosystem on earth (partaking in everyday actives In a electronic body of some type/Wall-E type shit) nature will eventually continue this law of successful reproduction and intelligence of its environment thus, replace humanity.

10 Comments
2024/04/15
06:38 UTC

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sometimes you gotta just stay home, drink wine, smoke weed, order delivery, get ice cream and listen to music

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2024/04/15
01:19 UTC

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I feel burdened with my privilege

I just thought that I'm privileged enough to be inside home on a Sunday when it's really hot outside, watch Netflix and "chill". It's pretty much an outcome of a lottery by taking birth in a decent family. And so is my parents life to much extend determined by the natural course such genetic lottery would have led to. I feel so privileged that i have a home and i don't have to be out there beneath sun like so many unprivileged people. While at the same time i feel a little burdened, should I just feel content and thankful that I'm lucky within this lottery system or should I feel that I should orient my life to better the lives of the unlucky fellows.

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2024/04/14
14:30 UTC

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Why is it that my farts are usually not that bad but farts in school are real fucking Zyklon-B / mustard gas

1 Comment
2024/04/14
13:56 UTC

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The United States (e.g."USA") are not yet united

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2024/04/12
09:30 UTC

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Do you think freewill real?

Im not sure personally, I don't know if true free will is real, but I have a theory that will could be like muscle.

To have strong muscles you have to lift weights, all the time, or else you'll get weak again. Your mental is like your physical. You have to exercise to have good physical health. I have a theory that will could be like a muscle.

Physical health takes exercise and working out, you have to lift weights and run.

It takes really hard work, perhaps will can be strengthened like a muscle. You can have strong muscles but you still can't pick up a car over your head no matter how big and strong you are. Im sure there are limits to your will.

6 Comments
2024/04/12
02:02 UTC

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It's kinda crazy how we normalize and teach kids to literally control a whole other living species ("owning pets") at a young age just because they (the animal) aren't smart enough to truly understand it

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2024/04/11
17:44 UTC

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"Oh I definitely chose to live this life beforehand. Because my kink is suffering." -Me, heroically stoned, 2024 30mg

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2024/04/11
01:20 UTC

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Weed cures my crippling anxiety

I don’t know what I would do without this plant sometimes. I am about to meet my long-distance boyfriend in person for the first time, and I am absolutely terrified. I literally just went to the bathroom a few minutes ago and threw up out of anxiety. I was feeling so nauseous, had a bad headache, And racing thoughts. I found a roach in my purse and lit it up. I didn’t think I would get that high. It had only been a few days since I last smoked. And I smoke a lot. But anyway, after smoking this roach, I absolutely felt so much better and felt like I was in control of my anxiety. I feel like my perspective on the world had deepen. My compassionate deepen. And I am so so happy now. I don’t feel nauseous and I don’t feel like I have to throw up. Does anyone else have this experience with their weed, just cures their anxiety? Makes them see a new point of view in a situation? please let me know your experiences helps them go back to their true self? A better version of yourself? please let me know your experiences

20 Comments
2024/04/10
13:31 UTC

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Eclipses are truly human events

Yesterday I watched the partial eclipse with some neighbors and it was pretty fun. We had the time correct, safety glasses, the whole bit. Totally enjoyable.

Hundreds of years ago, the same things happened and people probably freaked out, loss at least some of their vision and generally had no idea what the hell was happening.

We figured out how to predict these things, and adjust. And the sun and moon and earth go on.

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2024/04/10
02:27 UTC

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What is yoweed?

I've been searching all around and I just can't seem to find anything about this? Yoweed from the biglez show is such a mystery to me, I've always wondered if it was real or not. So what is it, is it like a sateva or like, indica or something? I just got know.

6 Comments
2024/04/09
01:44 UTC

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