/r/skateboardcirclejerk
skateboarding, i guess
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/r/skateboardcirclejerk
Maybe?
Maybe?
Anyway so there I was, gettin some poon. Mish, fakie mish, strawberry shortcake, doggy, etc. Then Nyjah walks in, presumably to ask for skateboarding lessons, and I’m just mid pound im like dawg. What’s good. And he goes, you wanna try some of this fent? I usually only sell it to children but I figured you might fuck with it and I’m all like fuck it yeah why the hell not and he was like play me in skate for the whole bag
So we start playin skate
I’m like “ladies first” and so he goes first and misses a no pop front shuv
I do a switch lazer tryna like warm up and he goes for it and falls and scorpions in front of the bad hoes Long story short I gave him 10 extra letters but he didn’t get a letter on me
So yeah cool story but hmu if any of you guys wanna learn how to skate, I just got a degree in Scientology so I’m pretty sure I’m a genious
Looks like they figured out how to circle jerk themselves off.
Not a serious clip
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It didn’t end how you think thankfully