/r/SimCaliphate
The Khilafa on Reddit. Join us for a simulation of Islamic government (although it is islamic, we are open to all religions with a government is similar to a caliphate)
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/r/SimCaliphate
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Long live the Sublime eCaliphate!
17:29 UTC
AoA why there isn't any posts??
10:41 UTC
Haqqani and his supporters be like:
16:16 UTC
SimCal rn in a nutshell
16:15 UTC
The Two Way Path
16:14 UTC
End the corruption!
16:13 UTC
Al-Khalifah! Death to the corrupt minions of Sharefi!
16:13 UTC
Bless the (real) Khalifah!
16:12 UTC
Muhammad Ali Khan, The righteous Caluph!
16:10 UTC
Apparently this was dead
12:12 UTC
The legit caliph
11:25 UTC
It's so over...
21:43 UTC
NEVER FORGET WHO'S WATCHING
13:39 UTC
Murad Moment
18:30 UTC
Male lions don’t even hunt for themselves smh
01:03 UTC
These are the "persecuted" cats in the caliphate. These are the people in the cattam brigades...
17:03 UTC
Why persecuting cats is justified, actually.
Cats are inherently feminine creatures: they're small, fluffy, look cute, and sound cute. Their males are almost indistinguishable from their females.
Therefore all male cats should be persecuted as part of the anti mukhannatheen campaign. The caliphate needs men, lions. Not beta catboys.
If cats don't want to be persecuted they should either stop being cats or at least become masculine felines (lions). We'll help them and facilitate their masculinization by sending them to rehab centers, where they'll face no shame in their journey to becoming lions.
But as long as they continue to be cat boys (note: all male cats are cat boys) and pretend it's fine, we'll persecute them.
Sincerely, the Islamic maDkhali Forces (IDF)
16:35 UTC
Poor innocents, together we can stop this
13:51 UTC
Very sad images in Africa as we see the massacre of innocent cats. Join Al-Cattam Brigade to prevent this.
13:22 UTC
This brave cat stood up to the oppression. Guess what happened. He killed the shooter and defended all the Meowslims of SimCal, and joined the Al-Cattam Brigade.
13:22 UTC
We will defend the cats! Join the Al-Cattam Brigade!
13:20 UTC
Simcal caught killing innocent cats again!
13:20 UTC
This is how they torture our cats! Join the Al-Cattam Brigade!
13:19 UTC
Our soldiers defend all cats!
13:18 UTC
We fight for the Cats! JTQ are all liars!
13:18 UTC
Kataib Al-Cattam forever!
13:17 UTC
Join Al-Cattam Brigades Now!
13:16 UTC
إنا لله وإنا إليه راجعون - Our Final Post
As you may have heard, our dearest brother/server owner Joseph Memestar has lost all his possessions in this Dunya,, and the world will continue to be a very unsafe and hostile place for him.
Indeed, Allah tests those who he loves. Make Du'aa for our Brother Joseph, 🤲
إنا لله وإنا إليه راجعون
~Wazir of Foreign Affairs, Hafid Abu Yes Al-Yessani
22:41 UTC