/r/ShittyRaps
We all know you're a shitty rapper, you know you're a shitty rapper. How about you give us a taste of your shittyness!
ONLY ORIGINAL CONTENT ALLOWED
Written rhymes are allowed, however a video of you rapping horribly would be preferred.
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/r/ShittyRaps
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I can’t keep my attention
Life’s losing definition
My life is heading downward
Just another misdirection
What you’ve heard about me is a common misconception
I’m not like anything you’ve seen before
Spitting hot shit like a meteor
Yeah I’m kinda lame but that’s cause I’m the next Whittier
Heart hangs heavy because of alls well
Dwelling on the words like there saving me from hell
Walking on egg shells hoping my Brian swells ring a bell ?
That was a hard sell like pastel on a cow bell oh well
Ripping out fingernails
Got a army behind me
personnel prevail with plasma cells and shotgun shells
Saying farewell cause I’m the raps Raphael
Fuck I fell took the L
Still standing strong like the citadel
After being sprayed with bombshells
Can’t you tell
I’m on another level
Dispelling hate like the devil
Just another fellow
Drinking ethyl mixed with methyl
Call me Dr Jekyll
Fickle about that last hit tho
I think I’m going mental
Who cares this body’s just a rental
Oops that’s last line was accidental
Bitches tell me to be gentle
Hell no going hard so you can learn the fundamentals
Just trying to be helpful
Just take notes here’s a pencil
This next parts essential
Potentially eventful resembling successful but stressful
Still respectful here have a pretzel
I bet your mans gots some lame dick I can make you see the stars When your with me just close yours You’ll see that’s where we really are Stick with me and we bout to go really far Acid trips takes us out to mars While we drink and contemplate who we really are Bumping OutKast and Lamar I know I had that problem with the tar but I’m threw it now Music gave me all I need to plow Threw the addiction with vibration making sound Playing with words like we’re birds up in the cloud Painting pictures and I just wanna say I’m glad your still around A new purpose that I found Music was all I had but it was never sound Now your here with me and I’m fucking proud To say I think we fucking made it now
Un enchanted fuck I’m manic
Spark that blunt then please pass it
All this shit i am passing
In my own lane and I’m gassing
All I see is others harassing
Other people for there actions
Fuck, Thought we’re passed it
Critics got me laughing
They fail to see I am snapping
Or how these other raps I’m out rapping
All the records I’m surpassing preaching shit I want to happen
Why is war still around is what Im asking
Fuck assassins
I want action
I want passion
I want dancing
Fuck the stress more relaxing
Less contrasting
Way more laughing
No more having
More outcasting
All these things I swear are matching
Can you guess what I’m attracting
I want more peace expanding
Love is what I plan on catching
Until that day comes I am fasting
Or maybe crashing
Maybe thrashing
Maybe smashing
‘Fight for peace’ has got y’all laughing
Tell they send you to die
For our presidents stupid actions
That’s my passion
Bars are overlapping
That’s okay like I said I think I’m crashing
You rappers wanna start shit I fuckin beg your pardon I can barely even function While my dreams are under an invasion From the slavery of consumption Lock me up under false convictions The point is what your missing You can hardly even listen You ain’t got a clue with who your dissing Please just keep your distance Or I’ll cut you with a quickness Rhyme so strange you could say I’m intermittent Radiation I’m emitting Got me fucking glowing It ain’t even winter but I always keep it snowing And The rhymes keep going the beats keep me floating When I took your bitch you can bet I got her soaking And when I say that I’m just quoting Maybe I should shut up and just keep smoking Fuck that imma keep going I’m the sleeping bear that you won’t stop poking Your life I am revoking Your skull I am opening This knowledge I am loading Into a full clip And your brain is where I’m unloading
Are you doubting my expertise Can’t see I have the ability Rhymes come to me Just as natural as the trees And the breeze Or when the land split and made the seven seas But rhyming is to easy I’m looking for the content music seem to have lost it Most of y’all ain’t got it You all got me yawning I’m talking about shit like subtronic You got a computer awesome A devil I am spawning Sacrifice y’all then dance of your grave like I’m taunting Fuck heroine use Formaldehyde and methanol and start embalming Fuck that I’m joshing I think I fucking lost them
Sorry just fuckin around with some words nothin serious ¯_(ツ)_/¯