Leader of The 4 People

He can copy the powers of any public domain character. For instance, he can adopt the powers of Tigger, but cannot adopt the Disney version of him.

He's a bit neurotic, but a jolly chap of a Chiropodist. And a shitty superhero.

He has a pretty good memory

He’s a billionaire like Bruce wayne but instead of fighting crime in a bat suit he just tweets batshit stuff nightly

Just a regular guy, but his nipples and eyes were swapped in a horrible accident, and now he lives his days as "blind", but at night, he goes out and rips off the chest of his shirt to reveal his eyes. All the villains fear him unreasonably/are completely disgusted by him He has to hide his secret identity from his wife (wears shirts at waterparks, always wearing blind glasses, etc.) Cannot stress enough how normal he is, mid-late thirties, boring office job, does not go to the gym

They are a Hulk-like hero who has incredibly great eyesight given its skin is like that of a potato and covered in eyes.

They are an anthro cob of corn with supernatural hearing ability and the ability to summon popcorn at will.

Their flatulence is lethal at close range and can knock out an entire room of people.

An immortal neanderthal from ancient times with the ability to kill any woolly mammoth instantly.

This is a woman from Wuhan who can turn water into Corona beer.

You can use a mini map in your head to mark locations and get directions anywhere in the world but you gotta know how to get there before you get gps directions.

Smegman, the arch-nemesis of Kleenpeen, uses his putrid "cheese" to incapacitate his foes and nourish his friends back to health. His greatest weaknesses are body wash and bathing.

Because of his tendency for maniacal violence