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Generate Electricity from Starship Launch

Back in September, there was a lot of fuss over fining SpaceX for operating a water deluge without the right permit.

Instead of a deluge, surely they can get 2 birds with 1 stone by using a flame tunnel with a water jacket?

The water would be in a closed system so the people complaining about them spraying it all over the nature reserve would quieten.

Meanwhile, the water jacket could exchange the exhaust heat for steam which drives turbines, generating electricity which could be sold to the grid. It's an all-round win for everybody!

8 Comments
2024/10/30
12:09 UTC

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Land IFT6 on the Kwajalein Atoll where Falcon 1 launched from

  • they already have knowledge of the logistics around the site
  • the area is remote enough, and under US jurisdiction, so no issues with foreign countries having access to the tech
  • only requires SN11 legs
4 Comments
2024/10/28
15:00 UTC

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Will we see this part in IFT 6?

2 Comments
2024/10/19
15:03 UTC

4

Use settler of cattan board pieces as heat-shield tiles.

I will trade Spacex 2 gold for each one.

0 Comments
2024/10/18
05:52 UTC

8

Launch SLS from spacex tower using chopsticks as hold-down clamps.

This will save NASA a lot of money.

0 Comments
2024/10/18
05:50 UTC

48

Catch a rocket with a pair of chopsticks attached to the launch tower

Wait, they just did that. Would anyone think that would be a legitimate approach otherwise?

2 Comments
2024/10/13
19:26 UTC

75

Starship that can eat trace cosmic gas for endless propellant (inspired by Baleen whales which have unlimited stamina)

10 Comments
2024/10/07
22:18 UTC

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SpaceX should make a launch viewing resort. It could be for everyone, with tent spots, RV parking, bungalows, casas, and even high end condos. There could be a commons area, a general store, a rocket garden, and a merch store.

Don't forget the restaurant/bar, and the museum and the pool. And the skydiving wind tunnel.

Oh and they can run a Teslabus service from Brownsville, and a loop, as well as have a Super Charger in the parking lot.

5 Comments
2024/09/25
05:40 UTC

5

For Starship v5, outsource Super Heavy tanks/structures to Rocket Lab

Think about it: the main advantages to stainless steel for Super Heavy structures (it's good enough, it's easier to work with so Starship can launch faster, it's easier to make changes to, it's the same as the Starship upper stage so you only need one set of tooling) would mostly go away by Starship versions 5 or 6, and that should be around when Rocket Lab has been demonstrating first-stage recovery of a large carbon fiber first stage with Neutron. Around that time, Rocket Lab will have enough Neutron first stages to have spare production capacity, and they've explicitly said they want to build structures for external customers when that happens. And Starship's specs should have settled down enough that Super Heavy at least can be outsourced.

0 Comments
2024/09/07
17:59 UTC

42

Lets Build An On Orbit Constructed Huge Space Telescope Optimized for Starship

6 Comments
2024/08/31
18:27 UTC

19

Transpirational Keel/Hypersonic Bow Spike

2 Comments
2024/08/18
21:57 UTC

21

Musk's PR planning more efficient hole digging system than Boring machines

Musk is so good at digging himself deeper and deeper holes at this point Boring seems almost redundant. They could even start a geothermal power generation company with the holes.

If he could find a way to harness power from haters, he could probably end American reliance on coal entirely.

7 Comments
2024/07/22
15:48 UTC

53

Only launch starship during hurricanes to avoid the need to install a water deluge system.

2 Comments
2024/07/03
01:08 UTC

18

Destroy the ISS by crashing Starship into it at full speed

I heard those trusses are weak - this should definitely fulfill the contract.

2 Comments
2024/06/27
13:03 UTC

11

Use Falcon Heavy with 3 core recovery to launch a few more Starlink sats and not have to convert 39A between F9 and FH

5 Comments
2024/06/27
01:14 UTC

30

Steal Soyuz capsule and disguise it as Starliner to bring astronauts home and save face for Boeing.

4 Comments
2024/06/22
15:59 UTC

13

36 engine super heavy + central engine for landing

7 Comments
2024/06/20
03:21 UTC

4

Maglev Starship

SS is made from steel, that's magnetic. It uses a load of fuel just to get off the ground. Fully stacked it weighs 5000 tons. A Maglev coil can use 1kW to levitate a ton, so a 5MW maglev coil under the tower would make the whole rocket float so launching it off the pad and getting that initial lift would be easier and save fuel. If they upped that coil to 10MW or something they could just ping the thing into the sky without lighting the engines!

13 Comments
2024/06/10
09:19 UTC

14

Build starship flaps out of marshmallows so Mars settlers have a fresh hot snack when they land.

1 Comment
2024/06/08
04:02 UTC

7

Delete the flaps.

The best part is no part!

4 Comments
2024/06/07
19:03 UTC

7

Add a parachute to starship interstage and catch it with a big trampoline/net on a boat in the ocean.

5 Comments
2024/06/07
12:10 UTC

10

3 stage starship and a stoke space like 3rd stage

It could be used as a bigger dragon or up and down ship. And like a fast reuse cargo up and down taker

0 Comments
2024/05/31
15:10 UTC

10

Heating-seeking cold-fuel-dumping in-tank-dwelling wheeled robots to quickly cool the hull in spots in the event of losing tiles during re-entry

I hope I got your attention with that sentence. A bit like curling players doing their sweeping thing but a bit more life-or-death.

5 Comments
2024/05/31
02:19 UTC

3

Starship Nose Cone HLS

I suggest spacex dump its full size starship lander for just the nose cone (I'm no expert, just visualize with me). To get this thing to the moon, I suggest full expendable booster and second stage to get a lunar transfer orbit. Then detach the nose cone (just forward of forward pressure bulkhead) with landing legs and modified Draco thrusters. Yeah, I want to use hypergolic thrusters. That way the lander can take its time to get to lunar obit and wait.

0 Comments
2024/05/27
02:53 UTC

9

Squeeze 8 astronauts in a dragon capsule to reduce cost/seat

You just have to quickly dock to the ISS before the oxygen runs out. This is a nice way to reduce the cost/seat in half and match performance with the (former) Space Shuttle. The extra people can sit on other people's laps, or on the floor for a discount.

5 Comments
2024/05/22
21:29 UTC

8

One Tower, Two Mounts

Instead of a separate tower for each catcharms and launch ring mount, use a single launch tower a with 2 sets of catcharms, on opposite corners or perhaps on the same side. And have two launch mount rings, each served by it's own set of arms.

0 Comments
2024/05/14
18:40 UTC

19

Zero weight spacesuits

Nasa spacesuits are very bulky and expensive, plus need complicated ball bearing joints and life support systems. All these problems can easily be solve by just filling space with 1 atmosphere pressure of air. Then astronauts can do space walks with no suit. I can see no down side to this solution.

4 Comments
2024/05/06
23:28 UTC

10

Use a Falcon Heavy to launch four NASA astronauts in a Crew Dragon on a free-return trajectory around the moon.

Safer, cheaper, and faster than Artemis 2.

3 Comments
2024/05/02
03:13 UTC

16

Hold the Earth Hostage

Each starship can lift 100 tons to LEO.

Each B83 nuclear bomb weighs 1100 kg.

Result is you have 90 B83 bombs per Starship. What you do is simply rob 90 of the richest cities in the world for Mars base funding. After they pay up, construct human, non-nuclear warhead carrying starships and make a clean getaway to Mars. Use leftover cash for future bartering and trade within the solar system to laundry it.

5 Comments
2024/04/16
20:07 UTC

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2nd Iteration of a Space Interferometer Optimized for Starship

8 Comments
2024/03/29
16:29 UTC

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