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Use boil off to generate power on HLS

For missions that are sufficiently short, use the fuel boil off to generate power instead of heavy, bulky solar panels.

2 Comments
2024/11/27
02:57 UTC

5

Super Flappy?

0 Comments
2024/11/22
07:12 UTC

3

Expend obsolete boosters on the fueling runs for HLS

3 Comments
2024/11/19
21:36 UTC

4

Starshiplink satellite.

Instead of launching starlink satellites with starship just turn starship(s) into one gigantic starlink satellite.

Yes you would still need to launch a lot but the capability of each individual one would be real high so probably less than 30,000.

1 Comment
2024/11/19
20:12 UTC

2

Abort system for starship using a dragon 2 capsule

0 Comments
2024/11/19
17:43 UTC

1

Gimbal Rvac for expendable 2nd stage

...and possibly for HLS too. Who wants to hump 3 extra raptors to the moon or an interplanetary mission?

0 Comments
2024/11/19
05:09 UTC

2

Does it make sense to ship oxygen up from the moon and to leo refuel hub and if so can it be super soon

Has anyone done the math on that?

4 Comments
2024/11/14
15:18 UTC

11

Make Superheavy grid fins fold upwards, then use them as the hot staging interface

Quickly, before China steals the idea.

The best part is no part.

1 Comment
2024/11/14
00:03 UTC

13

Generate Electricity from Starship Launch

Back in September, there was a lot of fuss over fining SpaceX for operating a water deluge without the right permit.

Instead of a deluge, surely they can get 2 birds with 1 stone by using a flame tunnel with a water jacket?

The water would be in a closed system so the people complaining about them spraying it all over the nature reserve would quieten.

Meanwhile, the water jacket could exchange the exhaust heat for steam which drives turbines, generating electricity which could be sold to the grid. It's an all-round win for everybody!

9 Comments
2024/10/30
12:09 UTC

23

Land IFT6 on the Kwajalein Atoll where Falcon 1 launched from

  • they already have knowledge of the logistics around the site
  • the area is remote enough, and under US jurisdiction, so no issues with foreign countries having access to the tech
  • only requires SN11 legs
4 Comments
2024/10/28
15:00 UTC

10

Will we see this part in IFT 6?

2 Comments
2024/10/19
15:03 UTC

3

Use settler of cattan board pieces as heat-shield tiles.

I will trade Spacex 2 gold for each one.

0 Comments
2024/10/18
05:52 UTC

8

Launch SLS from spacex tower using chopsticks as hold-down clamps.

This will save NASA a lot of money.

1 Comment
2024/10/18
05:50 UTC

46

Catch a rocket with a pair of chopsticks attached to the launch tower

Wait, they just did that. Would anyone think that would be a legitimate approach otherwise?

2 Comments
2024/10/13
19:26 UTC

76

Starship that can eat trace cosmic gas for endless propellant (inspired by Baleen whales which have unlimited stamina)

10 Comments
2024/10/07
22:18 UTC

27

SpaceX should make a launch viewing resort. It could be for everyone, with tent spots, RV parking, bungalows, casas, and even high end condos. There could be a commons area, a general store, a rocket garden, and a merch store.

Don't forget the restaurant/bar, and the museum and the pool. And the skydiving wind tunnel.

Oh and they can run a Teslabus service from Brownsville, and a loop, as well as have a Super Charger in the parking lot.

5 Comments
2024/09/25
05:40 UTC

5

For Starship v5, outsource Super Heavy tanks/structures to Rocket Lab

Think about it: the main advantages to stainless steel for Super Heavy structures (it's good enough, it's easier to work with so Starship can launch faster, it's easier to make changes to, it's the same as the Starship upper stage so you only need one set of tooling) would mostly go away by Starship versions 5 or 6, and that should be around when Rocket Lab has been demonstrating first-stage recovery of a large carbon fiber first stage with Neutron. Around that time, Rocket Lab will have enough Neutron first stages to have spare production capacity, and they've explicitly said they want to build structures for external customers when that happens. And Starship's specs should have settled down enough that Super Heavy at least can be outsourced.

0 Comments
2024/09/07
17:59 UTC

45

Lets Build An On Orbit Constructed Huge Space Telescope Optimized for Starship

7 Comments
2024/08/31
18:27 UTC

20

Transpirational Keel/Hypersonic Bow Spike

3 Comments
2024/08/18
21:57 UTC

20

Musk's PR planning more efficient hole digging system than Boring machines

Musk is so good at digging himself deeper and deeper holes at this point Boring seems almost redundant. They could even start a geothermal power generation company with the holes.

If he could find a way to harness power from haters, he could probably end American reliance on coal entirely.

7 Comments
2024/07/22
15:48 UTC

52

Only launch starship during hurricanes to avoid the need to install a water deluge system.

2 Comments
2024/07/03
01:08 UTC

19

Destroy the ISS by crashing Starship into it at full speed

I heard those trusses are weak - this should definitely fulfill the contract.

2 Comments
2024/06/27
13:03 UTC

11

Use Falcon Heavy with 3 core recovery to launch a few more Starlink sats and not have to convert 39A between F9 and FH

5 Comments
2024/06/27
01:14 UTC

31

Steal Soyuz capsule and disguise it as Starliner to bring astronauts home and save face for Boeing.

4 Comments
2024/06/22
15:59 UTC

14

36 engine super heavy + central engine for landing

7 Comments
2024/06/20
03:21 UTC

6

Maglev Starship

SS is made from steel, that's magnetic. It uses a load of fuel just to get off the ground. Fully stacked it weighs 5000 tons. A Maglev coil can use 1kW to levitate a ton, so a 5MW maglev coil under the tower would make the whole rocket float so launching it off the pad and getting that initial lift would be easier and save fuel. If they upped that coil to 10MW or something they could just ping the thing into the sky without lighting the engines!

13 Comments
2024/06/10
09:19 UTC

13

Build starship flaps out of marshmallows so Mars settlers have a fresh hot snack when they land.

1 Comment
2024/06/08
04:02 UTC

7

Delete the flaps.

The best part is no part!

4 Comments
2024/06/07
19:03 UTC

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