as a monarchist i hate both

Direct from FB. NOT me.

"… story from my hubby

So here’s a long short story I guess of wtf is going on. I won’t even bother starting with how everything was from the day we got here I’ll jump full steam ahead to “COVID” day. As we all know thanks to our fabulous administration we have to test negative 1 day before flying back to the US from any outside country. Now keep in mind you can fly anywhere you want inside the US with no test what so ever. Anywhere. So the 1st we have our test. Unfortunately Penny tested positive I tested negative. Let the shit show begin. Instantly we have a choice to make. Either I leave her here and go home or I stay in a different room while she quarantined for up to 10 days or I stay in the save room and quarantine with here. Well I’m not fucking leaving my wife and if I stay in a separate room and then when she is finally out of quarantine I happen to test positive guess what ? I go into quarantine for another 10 days. Not an option so I’m staying with her. After 5 days she can test again. If she’s negative she’s good to go. Well that was today,5 days. However we get a phone call from the crack staff at Sandals telling us there’s a way around the test. In the US you can also fly with a “document of recovery “ written by any medical person that says she has completed her 5 day quarantine and even though May still test positive since she’s fully vaccinated and boosted she is still ok to fly. They told us to use a teledoc and get a letter. So we did. They look at it at Sandals and tell us that’s exactly what we need. Perfect. We set up flights home. We get to the airport and check in at American and get told her documents will not work because it did not come from a Dr in Jamaica. Wtf !?! So American says try getting tested right at the airport takes 15 minutes. Perfect. $75 later she gets tested. Another 30 minutes and nope. Positive. Fml. Now we are stranded at the airport. Well we jump in a cab and have them take us to Sandals in Montego Bay. After all Sandals is who lied to us about what she needed. So we get there and talk the manager and explain the situation. Meanwhile we have another friend at the airport using the exact same document trying to fly Delta. Well she got through on their flight. Sooo. I buy 2 more tickets to Delta and back to the airport we go. We get through and get our luggage checked. Home free right ? Well guess what. We get all the way to the gate to board and get stopped from someone from the health ministry. They check our documents and tell Penny the same thing the American agent told her. No good. Has to be from a Dr in the country not a teledoc. Unbelievable. So now here we are all but boarded and fucked again. I ask how our friend was able to use the exact same document and was told basically she got lucky. It’s not legal in Jamaica. After about 2 more ours of fucking around we end up back at Montego Bay property to finish her quarantine I guess. One more shot at a test tomorrow and that’s all she gets really. If it is still positive then stuck here till Wednesday. Once again keep in mind if we were in the US we could fly anywhere we want, and completely be following CDC guidlines we just can’t fly back home. Unbelievable really. So yep. We are fucked. And Sandals helped the process by completely lieing to us about a document that will not work. Only good thing is we found a person in the health ministry who gave us their cell phone number to make sure we have a contact for when it comes time to leave to help ensure we get what she needs for paperwork and quickly. Our only other option is to charter a private flight to the US. So far no luck Anyone know any private chartes in south Florida let me know. We’ve exhausted all the options here."

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/aug/16/pacific-islands-will-survive-climate-crisis-because-they-can-pick-our-fruit-australias-deputy-pm-says

https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/14/politics/steve-king-rape-incest-comments/index.html?no-st=1565810952

"Rep. Candice Keller (R-Middletown) began her post by saying 'liberals start the blame game' after every mass shooting and 'why not place the blame where it belongs?'

'The breakdown of the traditional American family(thank you, transgender, homosexual marriage, and drag queen advocates); fatherlessness, a subject no one discusses or believes is relevant; the ignoring of violent video games; the relaxing of laws against criminals(open borders); the acceptance of recreational marijuana; failed school policies(hello, parents who defend misbehaving students): disrespect to law enforcement(thank you, Obama).'"

https://www.10tv.com/article/ohio-lawmaker-blames-dayton-shootings-gay-marriage-marijuana-video-games-2019-aug