/r/Schruteprotips
A sub dedicated to the life lessons offered by those who worked in Dunder Mifflin: Scranton, in the building owned by the legendary Dwight Kurt Schrute.
All submissions must be of the dankest caliber and must be a direct quote or a reference to The Office (preferably their fearless leader Dwight K. Schrute)
/r/Schruteprotips
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Fact: hydration is paramount to healthy property management/paper sales.
07:02 UTC
This is what I'm the Beet Game is called the hard sell.
21:20 UTC
Always resorb your twin.
19:38 UTC
Remember: It always the person that you most medium suspect.
22:05 UTC
I think we founf Dwight!
21:16 UTC
Dwight’s stance on not coddling your Immune system still not believed by the Vaccination community. Maybe they have something against living forever or something.
04:09 UTC
Dwight Schute is so precious
20:49 UTC
Dwight's Speech, 11x14
20:11 UTC
Created a new Discord group for /r/DunderMifflin
Hi guys!!
I created a discord server for The Office (US) a few days back but deleted it as I got anxious about. Then (a few days later than the 'few days') I created a new server for the same purpose.
Would be happy if you guys join it.
Since Discord is becoming a new thing now it would be great if can make this work.
Note: We even have the /r/DunderMifflin's mod in it.
11:05 UTC
I am addicted to The Office... Going on 4 times rewatching
15:14 UTC
Humility in Hunting
01:54 UTC
Would an idiot do that?
00:36 UTC
Catching them in the act
17:43 UTC
Weapons in the office
23:57 UTC
How to tell if someone is lying
00:27 UTC
First rule in roadside beet sales
Put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, 'Wow, I need this beet right now.' Those are the money beets.
04:49 UTC
What kind of bear is best?
False. Black bears.
23:16 UTC
Always be able to describe yourself in exactly 3 words.
Hard-working, alpha male, Jackhammer. Merciless. insatiable.
22:24 UTC
Dwight trying to get branch manager
20:08 UTC
22:25 UTC
How to determine who is guilty according to Dwight
It’s never the person who you most suspect. It’s also never the person you least suspect since anyone with half a brain would suspect them the most. Therefore, I know the killer to be Phyllis… The person who I most medium suspect.
22:06 UTC
When escorting someone, always have sirens like the police to alert your distress to others
15:35 UTC
Correct way to butcher a goose
OK. Cindy! Yo, Cindy! Cindy! Hold its neck back and insert the knife below the jaw. Bring it all the way around, there's going to be a good amount of blood. Don't let it bother you. Have a bucket there, for the blood... and the innards... and feathers.
15:31 UTC
Identity theft affects millions every year. Don't be another victim!
12:06 UTC
Dwight is a wiseman
10:20 UTC
On saving energy..
02:11 UTC
Planking is Dangerous
23:21 UTC
Dwight's strategy
19:14 UTC