/r/Schruteprotips

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A sub dedicated to the life lessons offered by those who worked in Dunder Mifflin: Scranton, in the building owned by the legendary Dwight Kurt Schrute.

All submissions must be of the dankest caliber and must be a direct quote or a reference to The Office (preferably their fearless leader Dwight K. Schrute)

/r/Schruteprotips

2,922 Subscribers

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Fact: hydration is paramount to healthy property management/paper sales.

0 Comments
2020/02/09
07:02 UTC
19

This is what I'm the Beet Game is called the hard sell.

5 Comments
2020/01/24
21:20 UTC
72

Always resorb your twin.

0 Comments
2020/01/15
19:38 UTC
61

Remember: It always the person that you most medium suspect.

4 Comments
2019/08/05
22:05 UTC
35

I think we founf Dwight!

3 Comments
2019/02/15
21:16 UTC
78

Dwight’s stance on not coddling your Immune system still not believed by the Vaccination community. Maybe they have something against living forever or something.

2 Comments
2018/08/25
04:09 UTC
25

Dwight Schute is so precious

1 Comment
2018/02/17
20:49 UTC
60

Dwight's Speech, 11x14

6 Comments
2018/01/30
20:11 UTC
10

Created a new Discord group for /r/DunderMifflin

Hi guys!!

I created a discord server for The Office (US) a few days back but deleted it as I got anxious about. Then (a few days later than the 'few days') I created a new server for the same purpose.

Would be happy if you guys join it.

Since Discord is becoming a new thing now it would be great if can make this work.

Note: We even have the /r/DunderMifflin's mod in it.

2 Comments
2017/08/08
11:05 UTC
42

I am addicted to The Office... Going on 4 times rewatching

16 Comments
2017/06/03
15:14 UTC
54

Humility in Hunting

0 Comments
2017/05/25
01:54 UTC
102

Would an idiot do that?

1 Comment
2017/05/17
00:36 UTC
41

Catching them in the act

1 Comment
2017/05/16
17:43 UTC
79

Weapons in the office

0 Comments
2017/05/08
23:57 UTC
24

How to tell if someone is lying

0 Comments
2017/05/07
00:27 UTC
45

First rule in roadside beet sales

Put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, 'Wow, I need this beet right now.' Those are the money beets.

1 Comment
2017/05/06
04:49 UTC
26

What kind of bear is best?

False. Black bears.

10 Comments
2017/05/03
23:16 UTC
43

Always be able to describe yourself in exactly 3 words.

Hard-working, alpha male, Jackhammer. Merciless. insatiable.

0 Comments
2017/05/03
22:24 UTC
40

Dwight trying to get branch manager

1 Comment
2017/05/01
20:08 UTC
31

[Motivation] In a world full of Halperts, be a Schrute.

https://imgflip.com/i/1o2fge

2 Comments
2017/04/27
22:25 UTC
39

How to determine who is guilty according to Dwight

It’s never the person who you most suspect. It’s also never the person you least suspect since anyone with half a brain would suspect them the most. Therefore, I know the killer to be Phyllis… The person who I most medium suspect.

1 Comment
2017/04/27
22:06 UTC
14

When escorting someone, always have sirens like the police to alert your distress to others

0 Comments
2017/04/27
15:35 UTC
28

Correct way to butcher a goose

OK. Cindy! Yo, Cindy! Cindy! Hold its neck back and insert the knife below the jaw. Bring it all the way around, there's going to be a good amount of blood. Don't let it bother you. Have a bucket there, for the blood... and the innards... and feathers.

0 Comments
2017/04/27
15:31 UTC
37

Identity theft affects millions every year. Don't be another victim!

1 Comment
2017/04/27
12:06 UTC
57

Dwight is a wiseman

1 Comment
2017/04/27
10:20 UTC
91

On saving energy..

0 Comments
2017/04/27
02:11 UTC
71

Planking is Dangerous

1 Comment
2017/04/26
23:21 UTC
58

Dwight's strategy

1 Comment
2017/04/26
19:14 UTC
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