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Hail Satan! There are many different sects in satanism, just like in christianity. We are not The Satanic Temple. We are their more sarcastic allies. We enjoy satire. We are Satanists for Trump. We believe that Trump is the Antichrist. That's why we love him. Just like the Nazis and the KKK. They love him just as much as we do. For the same reasons. Because he's pure evil. Hail Satan! Hail Trump! Hail the Antichrist!

Hail Satan! There are many different satanic sects, just like in christianity. We are not The Satanic Temple. But we are one of their many allies. We are Satanists for Trump. We believe that Trump is the Antichrist. That's why we love him. Just like the Nazis and the KKK. They love him just as much as we do. For the same reasons. Hail Satan! Hail Trump!

/r/SatanistsforTrump

887 Subscribers

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Congratulations! You've been nominated for an award for most retarded subreddit in history! Be proud you silly bird brain faggots!

Sub is garbage.

8 Comments
2019/11/28
09:37 UTC

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I love are satanic pres!

0 Comments
2019/09/15
19:11 UTC

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Did you know? Worshipping Trump the Antichrist turns you gay. Don't worry, that's a good thing. Trump loves hedonism. He fucks anything that has a pulse. Hail Satan! Hail Trump! #SatanistsforTrump

14 Comments
2019/09/10
17:13 UTC

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Did you know? Trump is not a Christian. He is the Antichrist. He is so evil, the 7 deadly sins are his 7 favorite hobbies. Hail Satan! Hail Trump! #SatanistsforTrump

7 Comments
2019/09/08
02:32 UTC

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"The Bible Was the First Q Proof" - Hail Satan! They're falling for our false prophet!

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2019/09/07
18:27 UTC

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Brothers! Sisters! Demons! Rejoice! Our membership has reached the unholy number of the beast! Hail Satan! Hail Trump! #SatanistsforTrump

8 Comments
2019/09/07
02:53 UTC

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Trump the Antichrist and his favorite goat. Hail Satan! Hail Trump! #SatanistsforTrump

6 Comments
2019/09/06
16:53 UTC

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The Difference between The Satanic Temple and Satanists for Trump

There's a great documentary about The Satanic Temple. They started out as a small group of people (atheists) who were sick and tired of fundamentalist Christians ignoring the separation between church and state, and putting up all sorts of Christian symbols, like the 10 commandments, in court houses and schools. The founding fathers were clear: America is NOT a Christian nation. That's why they came up with the separation of church and state in the first place.

So guys from The Satanic Temple decided to show people why mixing religion and politics is a bad thing. They pretended to be satanists, who worship Satan, and want to put up satanic symbols in schools and court houses. Of course the townspeople where shocked by that idea, and took down the Christian symbols, so that the satirical atheist satanists could not put up their "evil" symbols next to it.

Basically the satirical Satan of the The Satanic Temple is like the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It's just a joke to make a point.

Other atheists heard about this awesome troll stunt, and decided to follow their example. And after a while, The Satanic Temple had thousands of members, all of them atheists. None of them actually believe Satan or God are real. They're totally secular.

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Eventually it became a bit of a LARPing community. People dress up with horns and black makeup, for fun. Like Halloween. Not because they're really worshipping the devil.

More and more it morphed into a humanistic movement that decided to take the biblical villain Satan, and think of him as a good guy, a rebel, a freedom fighter, who opposed a tyrannical God who demanded total obedience from his servants, who murdered millions of people, approved of slavery, destroyed entire cities, killed first born babies and sent plagues.

If you took all the evil shit God did according to the bible, and put it on a list, and then wrote on top of the list that these are the evil deeds of a monster from a Stephen King book, it would totally fit. Just think about God demanding that Abraham kill his son Isaac, just for shits and giggles. That's the kind of shit the evil clown from IT would do.

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Satanists for Trump is a different group. We use the biblical villain Satan to point out that nothing Trump does is in accordance with Jesus Christ's teachings. The things Jesus said were pure socialism: the rich will not get into heaven, don't be a greedy fuck, love thy neighbor, heal the sick for free, feed the poor, and treat them with kindness and respect.

Does any of that sound like Trump? Nope. He's the exact opposite. A selfish greedy narcissist who is cruel and mean just for shits and giggles. He's a bully and a troll. Trump is the exact opposite of what Jesus told us to be like. Trump is the personification of everything Jesus opposed. He is literally the Antichrist.

r/SatanistsforTrump highlights the many ways Trump opposes Jesus and advances the evil causes of the biblical villain, Satan.

Hopefully it will make Evangelicals think about their blind devotion to Trump. Millions of them seriously believe Trump is the messiah.

He's not. He's a false idol. A false prophet. The bible had a name for someone like that: Antichrist.

7 Comments
2019/09/05
20:29 UTC

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Did you know? Covfefe is a satanic spell that summons a minor demon from hell to wipe Trump's ass while he sits on the Golden Throne and destroys America one tweet at a time. Hail Satan! Hail Trump! #SatanistsforTrump

3 Comments
2019/09/05
16:05 UTC

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She gets it. Hail Satan! Hail Trump! #SatanistforTrump

3 Comments
2019/09/05
15:41 UTC

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Did you know that Trump the Antichrist is a shapeshifter? He can assume any form and any size that he wants. It is just one of the many satanic powers that he possesses. Hail Satan! Hail Trump! #SatanistsforTrump

2 Comments
2019/09/05
15:36 UTC

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The refugees at the southern border are Christians. Our wise master Trump is locking Christian children in cages. Trump the Antichrist is literally persecuting Christians! Hurrah! Hail Satan! Hail Trump! #SatanistsforTrump

3 Comments
2019/09/04
21:03 UTC

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Evangelicals: Do you ever get bored of praying to a God who doesn't exist? Then come, join the Satanists for Trump! Let us worship Trump the Messiah together! At least our Satan is real! Hail Satan! Hail Trump! #SatanistsforTrump

0 Comments
2019/09/04
20:53 UTC

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Look, they're totally human. They even stand like humans.

18 Comments
2019/09/04
17:43 UTC

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Right-wing nationalist movements, including Brexit, are designed to weaken and break apart the west, and are financed by Putin. Putin is paying corrupt liars to destroy the west from within and make the people of the west vote against their own best interests. Soon democracy will be dead. Hurrah!

8 Comments
2019/09/04
15:54 UTC

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This ancient painting is one of the oldest pictures we have of Jesus. Trump is gonna hate it. Jesus looked like an immigrant. #SatanistsforTrump

83 Comments
2019/09/04
02:14 UTC

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Corrupt Moscow Mitch has abused his power in the Senate to block every attempt to protect American elections from another Russian hacker attack. Thank you, Mitch, for doing your part in destroying America. Hail Satan! Hail Trump! #SatanistsforTrump

1 Comment
2019/09/04
00:11 UTC

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Is Moscow Mitch the Dark Orange One's apostle?

2 Comments
2019/09/03
23:12 UTC

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Wow finally a place for people like me (I hope). Will you accept a Christian Santanist?

1 Comment
2019/09/03
23:01 UTC

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Soulmates! Trump will finish what Hitler started. End of the world, here we come! Hurrah! Hail Satan! Hail Trump! #SatanistsforTrump

6 Comments
2019/09/03
19:47 UTC

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Trump the Antichrist has elevated corruption to an art form. No one is better at nepotism than he is. No one more blatantly abuses his power. He is truly a master of the dark arts. Hail Satan. Hail Trump. #SatanistsforTrump

0 Comments
2019/09/03
07:47 UTC

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