Henlo fellow Assshitters.

Me artist. And I'll have a booth at my local book fair in 2025 and I wanted to do a shit load of greeting cards about my favourite fandoms and randoms.

What would be the best greeting card poems/lines for a Bomgjerg Joséman card?

Drop your best ideas!

(I could do it without you)

(I'll post some of them here if you're nice)

(I love you)

Did Mr. Penisbutter really have to say that about Greg, the guy that he met once at the gas station? Uncalled for and one of Mr. Penisbutter’s worst moments in the show

Are they stupid?

my personal opinion is that bojack drowning in the intro is a symbol for bojack drowning in the show. thoughts?

In this episode I don't think Sarah Lynn saying that her life had to mean something, had to be for something and desperately trying to reason that she will be remembered is accurate. Most probably already figured this, but Bojack isn't very accurate in some details of the people sitting with him at that dining room table.

Maybe it's obvious, but just seeing how different the characters are in his imagination of them is so weird. Herb himself says it's all just bojacks head. I just want to rant about the characters.

1.Herb:

Obviously Herb seemed more accurate, he knew him best. Not when he was close to death but when he was younger, when they were friends. You don't see older herb because he had already lost Herb by the time he was old. When he went to visit Herb he was a husk, dying, a stranger to Bojack.

There may be a few flaws that I missed in his character if I'm honest. Maybe Herb actually really didn't like sports. But to me, he seems the most accurate.

2.The choking guy:

Obviously I don't know this guy well, I mean I can't even remember his name to save my life. But was it just me that didn't realize he was Christian? He talks about God, but I can't remember if he was actually Christian.

3.Beatrice Horseman:

Obviously His mom is dressed in her dress from when she'd usually do her dances. That was the only time his father really showed up for her, to see her dance. He knew her well too, as a vindictive, hard, cold and harsh mother who didn't care about him or his family. But she wasn't bad with other people. Even with Hollyhock, she'd show her pictures and treat her like Henrietta. Beatrice was good with people she wasn't close with, stuck up but good, and already she was being hostile to Sarah Lynn. I could be reading too much into it.

4.Secretariat:

Obviously this isn't Secretariat. This is a representation of his father dressed up as Secretariat, someone for him to look up to as a child. That's why he has his father's attitude. He was distant with his father, he didn't know him that well other than he was a failed novelist, hated him and hated his mom.

He had that same mentality as a kid with Secretariat, he wanted to be him, he wanted to be like him. Act as him and become who he was. Bojack did that. That talk of the the view from hallway down, I think that was said before in the series about people regretting the jump.

5.Crackerjack:

Obviously he doesn't know him. What we see of crackerjack is Beatrices memory, and the only description of him that Bojack ever gets. For all we know, crackerjack was just as messed up as his father, maybe even worse. That's why he acted so accurate to the memory. Because we saw so little of him. Because Beatrice saw so little of him.

I also think when Crackerjack was undermining what he did that was Bojack circling back to how he could never live up to him. Maybe Bojack was trying to reason that maybe his soldier uncle wasn't that much better than him. But he never really would know, would he?

6.Sarah Lynn:

Obviously Sarah Lynn is the absolutely most misunderstood of them all, at least in her older years. Bojack goes from seeing Sarah Lynn as a child, as the little girl who looked up to him and needed him. Then later in her teen years she talks about her signing, this is when she cared about her work. In her teen years she tells Bojack she's sick of it. Tired of not having real friends and that everyone just wants to recruit her, instead Bojack thinks of her going on about her signing. But it also seems realistic, just sad that Bojack didn't acknowledge how tired she was.

As an adult is his most inaccurate way of seeing her. Sarah Lynn is interested in what everyone's saying, when has she ever been interested in what other people say as an adult? When it's important to her (such as when she was broken up with or getting drugs.) otherwise she'd have to be forced to pay attention.

And caring about her life, her career, her legacy. That was Bojack. Sarah Lynn openly said while she was alive in one of her very first appearances that she knew she'd die young, she knew that her life was over. She didn't care for peoples sympathy except for when she could use it for manipulation. The only thing I ever saw her care about was drugs, partying, and Andrew Garfield in S1 E12 after he was in the hospital.

It was all Bojack. Saying that her life had to mean something, that her career and she would be remembered. That was all Bojack. The most accurate part of the episode with her was her dancing.

It's almost sickening seeing Bojack see Sarah Lynn as a little girl. He didn't care as much then so she didn't stay long. And as a teen he only cared about her career, so that's what she spoke about with her signature, and she stayed even less. When she was an adult all he cared about was how he let her down, that her life was ruined because of him. That she was an attractive woman, one of which he slept with, and then she was back to being that sad woman that he ruined the life of.

This is all Bojack. Horseman, Obviously.

So what if there was a show about a horse who is famous because he used to be in a tv show and then it's really funny at start but then over time gets darker and raises depression awareness and it really deap and there's a dog and a cat and there humans too and so much more

Bouncejar Horchata

slowly... sinking...

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