/r/SUpuns
Puns for Steven Universe
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Actually, this sub ISN'T dead, it's...
Over
Isn't it?
Isn't it?
Isn't it over?
11:13 UTC
This sub is dead
Here we are in the future and it's wroooong
04:43 UTC
I hear the Diamonds like vegetables
Just yesterday I heard them singing "just lettuce adore you"!
07:49 UTC
Peri are you ok?
21:03 UTC
pearl needs to go home from empire city. i guess she needs to use her ride hailing app...
it's uber, isnt it?
17:40 UTC
Steven is such a momma's boy.
/joke
21:41 UTC
Peri-puns
What do you call it when two little green aliens are sent to planets per ship?
Pairidots!
What character is missing from Crying Breakfast Friends?
Pearidot!
There are two ways of being on the peridot, by knowing both you’ll be rolling in the peridot soon enough.
What do little green aliens who rebelled from their diamonds call their new home?
Their planedot!
runs away and hits face multiple times
08:21 UTC
There is a missed opportunity in the flairs of this subreddit
How come there are "The Pun God" and "The Pun Mod", but no "The Pun Clod"?
17:12 UTC
Did you know Bismuth is bisexual?
She's a bi smith
12:57 UTC
Why did Amethyst fight Jasper?
Jasper was obsidian her.
02:58 UTC
Where does pearl goes on vacation?
It's Dover, isn't it? Isn't it Dover?
09:56 UTC
I guess you could say that up until this point...
15:59 UTC
I don't really like Pearl...
18:54 UTC
"If Rose had a lion, I would've known about it."
13:54 UTC
Of all the pearls, only one joined the rebellion.
In other words, A Single Pearl Rose.
14:55 UTC
Jasper: My Diamond! Your Diamond!
Steven: You're*
20:35 UTC
It's awful that Pearl had to make Steven go through so many layers
Pink Diamond was really messing with her
20:13 UTC
When does Pink Diamond get a planet of her own?
Once in a Blue Moon!
02:05 UTC
Yellow Diamond has many planets above her head on the mural
You could say she's trying to Juggle Moons.
02:45 UTC
Two jokes
Since lapis was trapped in a mirror for thousands of years, she must have certainly had a lot of time for reflection.
Pearl is very fond of the past. She is constantly remembering and reliving the glory days. You might go so far as to say that she looks at the past with ROSE-tinted glasses
18:33 UTC
The identities of fusions can be pretty confusing; take Garnet, for example....
16:41 UTC
I guess you could say that...
01:09 UTC
What is Rhodonite's favorite seasoning?
00:55 UTC
Why Steven Universe rocks
03:42 UTC
Did you hear about Peridot's new sausage statue based on Rick and Morty?
She calls it a Meat Mort!
04:51 UTC
So Peridot was banned from Funland
“Phht, you pathetic rollerCLODster!”
05:00 UTC
15:02 UTC
What do you call a fleet of gem warships?
An armada!
13:01 UTC
What does Lion call a hiatus?
A paws!
15:58 UTC