Now it’s time for a story, 3 quintillion years ago moist pony and bite force had a duel to end all duels. This fight started whenever bite force shatters moist pony’s rainbow, moist pony became enraged at this loss and swore to kill bite force no matter how long it took no matter the cost, after millennia of training he finally decided it was time to test his skills and he could find no better target than challenging both tombstone and chuck Norris at the same time.

The fight lasted mere seconds as tombstone used his swing maneuver and chuck used his round house kick both of which landed directly on moist pony’s windmills. All was quite the land had fragmented from the force of the impact, both chuck Norris and tombstone were sent into a deep hibernation waiting to wake once again, but amidst the silence there was cheerful singing. It was moist pony rising through the ashes radiating with what is now known to be the combined force of every universe, but he felt something keeping some of this power from him. It was bite force. “How dare he steal what is rightfully mine I am the most powerful being in existence this power should be mine, IT WILL BE MINE!!!” Thought moist pony.

Bite force, who just finished defeating both Bruce Lee and Thanos (with a full infinity gauntlet) at the same time, heard moist pony’s challenge and suddenly felt that he was sharing his power “this is wrong” thought bite Force In a cold and calculating manner “ I will find this thing that intrudes into my domain, and kill it,” after years of hunting they finally found each other.

Their battle took place across two planes. In the physical plain moist pony took a big hit early but recovered quickly spinning his windmills so fast and in such a way that he created a tornado of rock and shrapnel hurling hundreds of moons and meteors at his opponent, but bite force deflected the upwards with his spinner. These fragments later coalesced into the Milky Way galaxy.

Bite force was on the back foot in the physical realm but that was not so in the realm of energy and power. This was bite forces true home the two bots lashed out with strikes of pure energy trying to entangle each other in the energy of creation itself. Bite force had almost overcome most pony whenever he felt something from the physical realm, a coldness.as he focused more on his his physical body he realized that his drive and weapon chains were gone after being struck by pieces of shrapnel by moist pony. That was whenever something unexpected happened.

Paul didn’t know what was happening planets were falling from the sky and the land broke apart. So Paul ran trying to find anything to provide safety, but instead stumbled into a beaten and broken bite force “it’s beautiful” thought Paul. And moist pony rearing up for deliver the final blow. Paul knew that he couldn’t let this beautiful creature die, so he dove for giving it part of his soul to bite force.

Bite force accepted his fate as moist pony slowly drew nearer, but then he felt something he felt new energy and he felt hope. He used this newfound energy to take himself into hiding where moist pony would never think to look.

Moist pony gloated over his soon to be kill of bite force, but then something happened. A mortal jumped out of the trees, and poured its life force into the soon to be dead bite force disappeared.

Moist pony lashed out in rage fracturing space time itself. Moist pony vowed to itself to finish what it started even if it took a billion years after all what’s a billion years to an immortal.

Paul felt empty when he wasn’t around bite force as if his soul was missing. Bite Force and Paul seemed to have linked with each other forming a symbiotic relationship with Paul repairing bite force, and bite force defending Paul. Which brings us to current day, if bite force isn’t defeated soon he will return to his former glory but this time nothing will be able to stop him. And so moist pony hunts for he knows if bite force returns not even he won’t be able to stop him.