/r/retorted
Retorts from across the internet.
Humorous retorts to Facebook posts, and other website posts.
If it's not a screenshot of a conversation with a witty retort it may be removed.
Related Subreddits:
/r/facebook
/r/funny
/r/facebookdrama
/r/facepalm
/r/retorted
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37
Dead at this
1 Comment
2019/12/06
21:00 UTC
21:00 UTC
21
It doesn't take much to figure out which subreddit it came from.
0 Comments
2019/05/18
17:18 UTC
17:18 UTC
48
Never pass up the opportunity to strike
0 Comments
2019/04/23
20:31 UTC
20:31 UTC
52
murica
0 Comments
2018/11/28
21:57 UTC
21:57 UTC
35
I wonder what they talked about for the 90 minutes he would have had to wait?!
0 Comments
2018/08/13
01:05 UTC
01:05 UTC
30
My friend's predictive text is poetic af
7 Comments
2018/04/08
17:23 UTC
17:23 UTC
4
My friend is trying to sell his guinea pig, Daniel.
2 Comments
2018/03/25
06:57 UTC
06:57 UTC
69
Subway’s self-loathing matches their user experience
1 Comment
2017/10/16
03:15 UTC
03:15 UTC
45
"just sticking to what I'm good at, bro."
0 Comments
2017/09/08
01:00 UTC
01:00 UTC
32
Sticking up for kids these days.
1 Comment
2017/07/25
20:53 UTC
20:53 UTC
37
You've gotta appreciate this seller's honesty (x-post /r/screenshots)
0 Comments
2017/06/19
18:04 UTC
18:04 UTC
26
Australian Police are on 🔥
0 Comments
2017/06/01
06:59 UTC
06:59 UTC
24
Bad teacher, bad grammar
1 Comment
2017/03/05
21:28 UTC
21:28 UTC
14
I guess facebook is now grouping poop posts in my news feed
0 Comments
2017/03/01
12:41 UTC
12:41 UTC
64
what did a white people did????
2 Comments
2017/01/26
20:13 UTC
20:13 UTC
21
Find the cat lady.
0 Comments
2016/11/06
12:47 UTC
12:47 UTC
28
Now that's hot!
0 Comments
2016/10/28
03:23 UTC
03:23 UTC
0
how I bomb "funny" posts: coming up with a supposed tragic story for it
2 Comments
2016/04/27
18:37 UTC
18:37 UTC
0
Had an interesting discussion with the gf
0 Comments
2015/10/27
05:08 UTC
05:08 UTC
44
Jared and Bush?
0 Comments
2015/08/20
16:13 UTC
16:13 UTC