Momma told me to go to school and learn something great.

So I became a lawyer; today's my first court date.

Iiiii've defended people to stop them from doing time,

But I Couldn't Defend Myself cause i don't have a rhyme.

I have a podcast called The Great Big Intergalactic. I used to live in Cleveland during the years when the Cleveland Browns had a 1-31 record. People would call into the local sports shows every morning complaining about how hopeless the team was.
I thought it would be funny to do a similar thing for the Washington Generals…. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Generals

…To pretend that you are a huge fan of the generals, calling into a local sports station, and you are infuriated about the team’s ongoing failures, and that you demand change, completely not acknowledging the fact that the generals are just a fictional prop for the Harlem Globetrotters
If you could provide an angry or depressing fictional account of your frustrations with the Generals franchise, I would greatly appreciate it, and at the end I will promote your thing, whatever it is. .
All you have to do is to record an (under 2 minutes) mp3 pretending that you’re a frustrated Generals Fan, and send it to me as an attachment to TGBIuniverse@gmail.com

I'm putting together a team. A team of quick-witted individuals such as yourself to write short improvised stories three words at a time!

well, you in?

r/threewordstories

Get My Brown Pants!

r/goodwedding/ is a place for witty writers. Each post describes a theme to an unusual wedding. For example "I went to a Reddit wedding". This will be the prompt where all the comments are based on. Comments are about things you would see and experience at such a wedding. "I loved when the bride and groom exchanged upvotes", "Every time somebody made a joke during a speech, they were given some weird silver and gold coins", or "It was strange, instead of a priest, they had a moderator". This subreddit encourages humorous writing. Join us! Tell us your weird wedding, and we will fill in the fun.
I hope you join!

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Everything after the first song is an "original" improv song. The last one is legitimately my favorite -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5facJwyM-s&list=PLo9Tjhl5Syhjk92dQqo0N_p9NmtTj1ThR

Come laugh at my brother on vocals!

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Everyone's favorite game: HOEDOWN!

Redditors will make up a four line verse sung to the tune of the Who's Line Hoedown music that has a humorous twist at the end. The verse must follow the A A B B rhyme scheme. For example:

"It's one in the morning and I can't get to sleep,

I've tried laying down in bed and even counting sheep!

But I'm really restless so that's not doing the job,

I'll just stay up all night long and browze r/Redditimprov!"

• Anchor: A time traveler from the future who's trying to use period-era language/slang, but failing
• Co-anchor: Sounds like someone took his script, fed it into a foreign language on Google Translate, then retranslated it before throwing it up on the teleprompter
• Sports: An auctioneer
• Weather: A redshirt realizing he's a redshirt and that he's about to die somehow

This will be posted in /r/Redditimprov, /r/ScenesFromAHat, & /r/internetimprov to see which sub is funniest and which sub is most active. Post in your favorite one to support it.

http://www.reddit.com/r/ScenesFromAHat/comments/2fk30v/worlds_worst_funeral_director_crosspost_battle/

http://www.reddit.com/r/internetimprov/comments/2fk1xw/scenes_from_a_hat_worlds_worst_funeral_director/

Everyone's favorite game: HOEDOWN!

Redditors will make up a four line verse sung to the tune of the Who's Line Hoedown music that has a humorous twist at the end. The verse must follow the A B A B rhyme scheme. For example:

"It's one in the morning and I can't get to sleep,

I've tried laying down in bed and even counting sheep!

But I'm really restless so that's not doing the job,

I'll just stay up all night long and browze r/Redditimprov!"

Scene From a Hat (SFAH): Redditors create a scene from a suggestion, like "Something you don't want to hear from your parents", "Bad reality tv show concepts", etc. Redditors can reply with anything they think best fits the category.

Number of Words: Players act out a scene, but each user is assigned a number of words they can use per posting. First person to comment can only use one word, the second comment can use two, and so on and so forth.

World's Worst: A topic is given in the form of "the world's worst [something]. Players come up with worst possible ways of performing the job/task/action. (Example: World's worst hairdresser — "Oooh, but I hate scissors. Can I just use my cat to scratch the hairs off of you?")

If You Know What I Mean: Players improvise a scene in which they make up innuendos related to the given topic, ending each with the phrase "if you know what I mean."

Scene From a Hat (SFAH): Redditors create a scene from a suggestion, like "Something you don't want to hear from your parents", "Bad reality tv show concepts", etc. Redditors can reply with anything they think best fits the category.

Sentences: Redditors complete sentences based on a scene by saying one word at a time, and can not reply to their own comments

Let's do an Irish Drinking Song. First comment picks the subject. It goes something Like this .

Scene From a Hat (SFAH): Redditors create a scene from a suggestion, like "Something you don't want to hear from your parents", "Bad reality tv show concepts", etc. Redditors can reply with anything they think best fits the category.

Scene From a Hat (SFAH): Redditors create a scene from a suggestion, like "Something you don't want to hear from your parents", "Bad reality tv show concepts", etc. Redditors can reply with anything they think best fits the category.

Alphabet: Players enact a scene in which each sentence must begin with the next letter of the alphabet, beginning with the suggested letter (the OP would post the first letter). You must go through the entire alphabet once.

Sentences: Redditors complete sentences based on a scene by saying one word at a time, and can not reply to their own comments.

World's Worst: A topic is given in the form of "the world's worst [something]. Redditors then provide a dialouge or quick instance, In which something would qualify for "World's Worst".

Although I admit, they're all Smash related. And they're every other Wednesday.

Scene-To-Rap: Redditors rap about a certain situation and they build off of each other in sweet rhyme!

Listen up redditors, maybe you'll hear

stories from best buy, if you come near.

Computers or refrigerators, you sometimes see

Don't always work as happy as can be.

Tell us your troubles from home depot or sears,

and we'll lend you our funky ears.

Please tell us how- and in good time-

your products were defective- and please use rhyme!

Backwards Scene: Redditors act out a given scene starting with the ending line and working their way line by line back to the beginning