/r/QBAL

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This subreddit is dedicated to quotes that Abraham Lincoln, um, yeah, totally said.


This subreddit is dedicated to quotes that Abraham Lincoln, um, yeah, totally said.


Rules:

  1. No quotes by not Abraham Lincoln.
  2. "Follow the formatting of this rule." - Abraham Lincoln
  3. THIS IS SATIRE.

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/r/QBAL

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"Han shot first." -Abraham Lincoln

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2016/01/28
02:43 UTC

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Welcome note and feedback

Hello all. /r/QBAL has recently been granted the favor of having a space on the sidebar of /r/UnnecessaryQuotes. In order to make this subreddit more popular we need You to contribute content, so if you have some time do not hesitate to post! Just don't forget the rules!

Some quick questions:

  • Do you have any suggestions about how to improve the quality of the posts?

  • Do you have anything that bothers you about /r/Sexyness?


  • If there is anything else you would like to say, this is the post to say it!

Thank you!

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2014/10/11
07:31 UTC

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"So what if I haven't paid taxes in twelve years!?" - Abraham Lincoln

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2014/10/11
07:11 UTC

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"Theodore Roosevelt never knew how to throw a frisbee" - Abraham Lincoln

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2014/10/11
07:10 UTC

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"Everyone who doesn't walk multiple miles to return a fucking penny is a piece of shit." - Abraham Lincoln

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2014/04/29
00:37 UTC

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"Everyone south of the Mason-Dixon Line, is, the Devil." - Abraham Lincoln

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2014/04/29
00:36 UTC

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"The pencil is the paper of thy neighbor" - Abraham Lincoln

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2014/04/29
00:35 UTC

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"The sun is the eye of the liar" - Abraham Lincoln

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2014/04/29
00:34 UTC

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"Lazyness is the wealth of the poor" - Abraham Lincoln

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2014/04/29
00:33 UTC

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