/r/ProgrammerDadJokes
/r/ProgrammerDadJokes
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Why do communists prefer functional programming?
Because they want to be stateless and classless
06:43 UTC
Which is Tom Cruise's favourite OS kernel?
XNU.
07:19 UTC
My son was playing an old ninja turtle game and said excitedly, look the Kapoo is playing the game!! … He sounded out CPU 🤣🤣
03:44 UTC
Can you help me find the cli?
Got a text from my gf and she said if I don't find it soon she's breaking up with me.
01:29 UTC
Why was the Java programmer always drunk?
He was always ordering Doubles
19:05 UTC
What's a ghosts favorite data type?
A BOOlean.
21:14 UTC
If stack structures are LIFO, and queue structures are FIFO, what are consequential structures?
FAFO
12:39 UTC
Why do Republican sysadmins only use efifb as their system console, not vesafb?
It's backed by the GOP.
10:34 UTC
What did the TRNG say to the PRNG?
lol i'm so random
12:12 UTC
I watched a 2h video generated by AI
It was a fiLLM
09:04 UTC
How do the people at Hormel filter their email?
04:39 UTC
For the next trick, the Linux kernel will remove ReiserFS for the next release.
Look! No Hans!
08:10 UTC
What do you call a scandal in which a chipmaker shipped a batch of defective 7400-series chips to customers and tried covering it up?
Logic Gate.
01:43 UTC
Rust has apparently been taken over, CONQUERED, if you will, by language designers intent on allowing functions with the same name but different arguments.
And I, for one, welcome our new function overloads.
06:01 UTC
I've invented a new color model called Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
It's just like RGB, but with the last two values swapped.
23:31 UTC
Warning, 18++!
19
16:12 UTC
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
20:06 UTC
Why couldn't Dr Craig Wright demonstrate that he created Bitcoin?
Because he failed to show proof of work.
10:01 UTC
Programmers turn coffee into code and bugs into
20:57 UTC
My son was just telling me he didn't need writing classes because AI can write papers for him.
I told him I can count on one hand, six reasons why he is wrong.
20:03 UTC
I stand behind every line of code I write.
Which was lucky when the industrial laser microcontroller misfired.
08:05 UTC
Are you a pathfinding algorithm?
Because you are A star
08:07 UTC
Did you know the sun is 92% hydrogen?
The Hindenberg engineers didn't!
01:38 UTC
Why do astronauts use Linux?
They can't open Windows in space
20:13 UTC
The pessimist sees the glass as 1/2 empty. The optimist sees the glass as 1/2 full.
Excel sees the glass as January 2nd
13:00 UTC
What is the difference between a vegetarian and a developer?
One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, the other by a lack of RAM
02:38 UTC
Today I’m feeling
non-boolean
15:13 UTC
Why do programmers avoid horror carnival
Cuz they got all-gory-themes🌝🌝
10:41 UTC
REQUEST - Need a joke for a programmer colleague's bday
We have to record a small video for a colleague's birthday. He's a programmer. Need a joke that's not too cheeky but not too lame either.
He's a senior c++ dev
Thanks 🙏🏻
L.E.: You guys have been great, thanks a bunch for your help 🫂
15:24 UTC
I found a northern route to Russia that doesn't go through Sweden or Finland
I call it the NORway
13:51 UTC