/r/ProgrammerDadJokes
/r/ProgrammerDadJokes
I'm sorry in advance if this is not the right place. I just thought with the dad jokes aspect of this sub you might be able to help me faster. My husband passed away and he always told me he wanted some sort of end of program code on his urn/tombstone that was apparantly rather witty. He did show me an image of a stone that had it once years ago. I know nothing about programming and I can't find where I wrote this down. I've been googling, but I don't even know what to Google. Unfortunately if I don't get the urn ordered very soon it won't be here in time and I have no one to ask about this. It was probably a late 90s or early 2000s joke. I know it wasn't very long. Any help would be insanely appreciated. Thank you so much.
I've got u bun or tu in the oven.
Keep me in your memories.
None – It's a pathetic hardware problem for the weaklings.
because it's La OS
That was quite the step-up.
Http 503 - no healthy backends
it will be called "Free as a BSD"
I bashed it.
They log in with root access
It's nearly 4
Test suites.
it said it will callback
Just something I came up with while suffering through a programming languages class a million years ago.
Because he was allergic to Kryptocurrency
"Yeah I'm a programmer!"
"Cool what language do you use?"
"HTML"
"...blocked."
It must have been the beta blockers.
A constant expression.
Last time he did it, it caused an upsert.
MSG.
squash
Andor.
A non-maskable interrupt.
The first: "Damn this guy is bland." The other: "Must be a junoir because he is not seasoned enough."
He kept seeing man bash
poke-mon.
Because it is a touchy subject.
an Unmarshal...
It was an xz-stential threat.