Send me numbers to prank call. I need their name to make it seem real

Is it safe to put teabags in the back of the toilet? So when you flush all the water will be brown tea

Does anyone know if this could go badly and damage the toilet?

I want to carry out a competition- for a free chance to win £100 please give me a call and leave a message on 07846488587 and do your best chubaca impression! May the force be with you!

I could use some advice. My brother is a stereotypical surgeon, meaning he will never be on time to anything unless it’s to his benefit. If i make a reservation, i can bet money he’ll be at least 30m late. Any suggestions on how I can mess with him? I was thinking of having some friends randomly send him potatoes from different countries and escalate on weird shit going on to him like the image attached, but i was hoping to get some suggestions

(No attachment needed, so here’s a screenshot of a cat on a watermelon) Got hit on by an old guy earlier today (I’m 18) and he gave me his email. Me and my friends are gonna put sign him up for newspaper updates and other things, any ideas?

+502 5619 2566

This phone number hasn’t stop calling me and my family asking for s*x so i would appreciate if you annoy them a little

So, I'm a pool player and had a tough match tonight that I was waiting around for outside, when the bartender and two guys came out for a smoke, and a little gift was given to me.

The bartender is a cute woman named Brooke. We'll call the first friend Stan, and the second, who was leaving, Harry.

Brooke: hey Harry, you coming out for drinks with (her and her friends) tomorrow night? Harry: uh, yeah sure. Brooke: wait, do you have my number? Harry: I don't think so.... Brooke: okay, 717... Stan and Harry: Hollllld onnnnn a sec! Stan: Let him get his phone out! Brooke: okayyy...(to me) You could remember it, couldn't you haha Me: I remember my third grade best friend's number, but I haven't memorized a single one since cell phones came along. Everyone: laughter, agreement

And HERE is where things get interesting ->

Brooke: oh my God, the other night this guy asked for my number at the bar! I gave him my ex-husband's instead Stan, Harry: laughter, astonishment, admonitions to beware Karma

Me to myself: I'm about to be Karma's little instrument!

Harry: OK, your number.. go Brooke: it's 717 (says her number)

Me to myself: well, Brooke, it seems I can remember your number!

I go inside to my buddies and relate the events I had just witnessed and, YEP, whip out my phone! Attached, you will see the exchange SO FAR.

I wish dearly, DESPERATELY, that you all could hear her telling the bar in shock about how "I was just telling Stan and Harry about this! I can't believe this is my life! Omg, he just texted this now!" The whole bar is laughing...

And i need assistance! How do i play this out?! I kind of want to just slide my phone to her with the open texts when I pay my tab, but I'm tempted to see how much mileage I can get out of this.

Any suggestions?!

I came up with an idea to ship something really big to my college box. I found out that you can buy container crates but it's like 3k which is too expensive. I thought of packing peanuts or bubble wrap but they aren't big enough. Anybody have an idea of something cheap, non compressible (cant be disassembled to save space) and also relatively cheap (within $200)