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I just got done watching the “goin outta style” studio session and when watching that shit I noticed that Carti and all his goons in the studio, with the exception of the engineer, was sipping on wock like it were water.

Later in that same video Carti is smoking a blunt, talking to one of the dudes, and says something along the lines of : “If you mix this (the blunt) with the perc”, blah blah blah.

I was taken aback because I didn’t think dudes were putting percs in the weed but whatever, that conversation between the two made me think: How tf is Jordan Carter still alive and well despite being a daily user of cough syrup, weed, Percocet, and tobacco?

In every studio session he’s drinking and smoking. At every show, he’s smoking cigarettes and blunts. There have been countless times where Carti is off some pills. How the fuck has bro not had a medical emergency off of this shit and how does he stay so healthy looking despite it!? Carti is still as handsome as ever and despite a lean gut, he’s in decent shape. Any drug user I know in real life looks sickly as fuck after long term use but Carti looks absolutely normal.

10+ years of daily lean, opioids, tobacco, and marijuana use seems like it would absolutely kill someone and at the least complicate their health in that time period, but I don’t smoke, drink, or pop so this may be something that’s not as big an issue as I think.

Are his doctors really that elite or is the human body so amazing that it can just take cocktails of narcotics 24/7 and be fine?

New season gonna be fire

Could y’all imagine it? Carti probably has a seat and votes against dropping I AM MUSIC 💀

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trust me its better than you would think it'll surprise you

‪1. DIFFERENT DAY‬: First song dropped, debut of new voice

‪2. 2024‬: Second song dropped, voice switch

‪3. H00DBYAIR‬: Third song dropped

‪4. BACKR00MS: Fourth song dropped, first song dropped in 2024. Featuring Travis Scott

‪5. EVILJ0RDAN‬: Fifth song dropped, first song previewed for the rollout

‪6. KETAMINE‬: Sixth song dropped, 2 months between last song

‪7. ALL RED‬: First song on DSPs, made 2022, community grail, seems like he didn’t want to drop it but label made him. Pretty good streams wise

‪8. PLAY THIS‬: 1 minute long single, dropped instead of whatever song he said he would drop the next day (probably YVL)

‪9. KILLERS‬: Leaked last year September, made 2022 I think

‪10. MOJO JOJO‬: Leaked by crypto dudes

‪11. PROBLEM CHILD‬: Leaked by crypto dudes. Previewed in 2023 birthday party. Featuring Travis Scott

12. VETEMENTS JEANZ: Leaked last year October. Previewed in 2023 birthday party. Featuring Lil Uzi Vert

‪13. WAKE UP: Leaked this summer. Featuring Travis Scott. Group Buy bonus for the next song

‪14. STRESS‬: Was suppose to leak in place of Homixide55555 but the leaker lied? Idk what happened somebody lied idrc ngl I prefer Homixide55555

‪15. SPICY‬: Fan caught Carti filming a music video and posted a few seconds of a snippet for it

‪16. HOMIXIDE55555‬: Accidental leak or whatever (my favorite leak)

‪17. BACKD00R‬: Previewed by Carti, alluding to being the single that was going to drop after/before Play This

‪18. DO THE MOST‬: Carti filming a music video in Harlem with some friends.

‪19. COBRA: Carti filming a music video, samples Fuck Taylor Gang by SpaceGhostPurrp I think?

20. ‪G WAGON‬: Previewed at Summer Smash with All Red in its entirety. Had synths at first doesn’t anymore. Really don’t give a shit honestly I just want it to drop. Supposedly from 2022. Some lyrics tweeted by King Bob in October last year. Also called FUCK ON MY DJ by insiders but I don’t believe them cause they’re always lying and that name is freaky

‪21. WHATS MY NAME‬: Previewed at ComplexCon. Prod. 2hollis supposedly. Pretty cool

‪22. YOUNG VAMP LOVE‬: Also called I CAN SEE YA by fans but that name is fucking stupid. It’s like if Carti dropped a song named WHAT or BI BI BI. If anything it’d be called LIE TO ME. Fuck off man. Previewed after his birthday party got cancelled after swarms of people rushed it. Name comes from Carti’s caption. He was alluding to dropping it last week because he posted an extended snippet then went ghost on us.

‪23. SKINNY JEANS‬: Previewed after Summer Smash, filmed somewhere in NYC

24. VOLTORB FLIP‬: Previewed by King Bob. Grail even tho we only heard 6 seconds of beat but idc

‪25. 666-EVIL‬: Also previewed by King Bob. Some people said it’s fake? Doubt it tho https://www.reddit.com/r/playboicarti/s/RYgyLRka3c

26. Some other King Bob snippet: I forgot. It was cool tho https://www.reddit.com/r/playboicarti/s/XVwoGX4CG6

‪27. MEET YO MAKER: Snippet of a music video of Carti making a song on the same beat as Meet Yo Maker by Tommy Wright III

28. FREE SPYDA: People say it’s AI but it’s kinda good for AI (especially from last year) no? Just included it in case. Features Lone and Uzi I think. If it’s real it probably won’t ever drop considering Young Thug is now free.

29. FIRST ANGEL: Screenshot of a song posted by Carti that was just a beat in late 2022 meant to edge us because he hates us

30. PRESENTATION: Screenshot of a song posted by Carti that was just a beat in late 2022 meant to edge us because he hates us

31. GETTING MONEY: Has Swamp Izzo talking in it. Recorded on King Tonka(2022) by Yeat posted to his archive.

Let me know if I’m missing anything else

I remember back when he posted this, Frank actually dropped a snippet and I was convinced he was dropping too. What if Carti has been waiting on a potential Frank feature that has not been delivered yet but Carti still hopes will come?

"Title"

Like what if after Music his next album name is a homage to young thug or sum

What yall doing if this happens? yall think he ready to start the roll out😓

There is a lot of expectation with this song, I am not very excited about it but here they are expecting a lot

Like because of this guy we prolly gonna have the album delayed 😭

The song has probably one of the best beats I've ever heard in cartis voice is so beautiful on this song. This song is amazing and magical. I don't know how people don't love it as much as I do.

hopefully i am music will come out before christmas!! 😄 i am a december 13th believer!