/r/PizzaCrimes

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For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

Welcome to Pizza Crimes

We're here to post and determine if someone's attempt to make, or treatment of a made-pizza, was so egregious, that it basically constitutes a crime.

Pizza, that being some flat bread with some sort of sauce and toppings, has ostensibly been a thing for hundreds of years, being first really created in/around Italy, even before tomatoes were incorporated.

We're not here to wax-traditional about what is 'real' pizza, or Neapolitan Pizza. For our intents and purposes, pizza can be deep dish, thin crust, square, stuffed-crust. At the very least, a pizza is not enclosed (not Stromboli or calzone), and a bread/dough with some sort of toppings and sauce on top.


Rules

  1. Pizza Crimes Only

  • This sub is about pizza crimes. Please post only pictures of pizzas that have been in some way mistreated. This will be up to moderator discretion. Memes and such are allowed as long as most people can agree that a pizza has been mistreated within the picture. Pineapple pizzas are not crimes. Dessert pizzas have never been a crime.
  • Easily Faked / rage-bait Posts

    • If a pizza creation is so absurd, like a whole roasted chicken, or inedible object, as a topping, or the image is clearly edited, it's subject to removal.
  • No Nudity

    • We're not even sure why this is a rule, but this community is SFW. Lewd pizzas, such as ones in the shape of NSFW body parts may be subject to removal, however a NSFW tag may prevent this. No actual nudity, however.
  • Spam

    • Pretty obvious what constitutes spam, but any advertising of businesses, off-topic discussion, or obvious non-crime pizzas.
  • Flair is required for all posts

    • Failure to apply a flair will result in automatic post removal. Please use the correct flair, otherwise the post will also be subject to removal. If you have a suggestion for a flair, please message the mods, and they'll add it if it suits the community's needs.
  • Reposts

    • Any post that has been posted within the past month or so, is not allowed - and any post in the top 10 posts of all time once a year.
  • No Dessert Pizzas

    • If a pizza is clearly not either made of pizza dough (such as cookie/cake/sugar-pie crust) or has solely dessert toppings, it's more a dessert pie (which isn't pizza), or cake. This does not include very unconventional toppings such as fruit, however conventionally recognized toppings like pineapple do not constitute a crime, given it's popularity. Apple or orange, however, do.
  • Be Civil

    • Please follow all of Reddiquette and please report any harassment seen. We encourage discussion, and cordial debate about what may constitute a pizza being a 'crime', but derisive and abusive language is to be avoided.

    /r/PizzaCrimes

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    28

    My best friend says my BBQ-sauced pizza is a crime…

    Mushrooms, ham, red pepper, red onions, and bbq sauce, with Eat Lean cheese.

    25 Comments
    2024/10/31
    20:00 UTC

    29

    It's a crime, but like one of those laws Noone cares about

    Like eating a hamburger while walking backwards up a hill in Oklahoma

    43 Comments
    2024/10/31
    19:40 UTC

    54

    Girlfriends pizza with shrimp, canned tuna, ketchup, corn and onion

    32 Comments
    2024/10/31
    18:30 UTC

    34

    Which is the bigger crime, "too much" sauce or "not enough" sauce? (And is "too much" sauce the crime in this picture or is it the broccoli? lol)

    47 Comments
    2024/10/31
    15:42 UTC

    45

    Eyeball Pizza

    1 Comment
    2024/10/31
    00:43 UTC

    788

    i thought this was a pizza crime but it ended up just being a chunk of citrine

    please delete if not allowed lol, i just thought this table looked like a horrible pizza

    64 Comments
    2024/10/30
    21:03 UTC

    196

    How a friend of mine eats pizza

    99 Comments
    2024/10/30
    16:53 UTC

    90

    Found on the wikipedia entry for Oatmeal

    15 Comments
    2024/10/30
    02:52 UTC

    229

    Sweet Jesus.

    We have reached the end-o-times.

    66 Comments
    2024/10/29
    21:52 UTC

    235

    It is literally a crime in night city to put pineapples on your pizza.

    52 Comments
    2024/10/29
    14:21 UTC

    153

    My dinner tonight

    40 Comments
    2024/10/27
    18:10 UTC

    153

    This is my favorite FB group

    34 Comments
    2024/10/27
    02:13 UTC

    119

    Good lord.

    44 Comments
    2024/10/26
    23:20 UTC

    160

    Curry is in fact a sin

    60 Comments
    2024/10/26
    22:51 UTC

    153

    I hate everything ever

    66 Comments
    2024/10/26
    03:34 UTC

    65

    Sausage gravy pizza

    35 Comments
    2024/10/26
    00:47 UTC

    709

    Who cuts a pizza like this?

    245 Comments
    2024/10/25
    07:51 UTC

    103

    Reversed pizza ananas

    17 Comments
    2024/10/25
    07:22 UTC

    152

    I don't think so

    47 Comments
    2024/10/24
    23:37 UTC

    104

    Found this pic from a pizza place in Spain

    26 Comments
    2024/10/24
    05:51 UTC

    372

    Pizza Crime? More pizza misdemeanor

    86 Comments
    2024/10/23
    20:56 UTC

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