Just two children and there’s already a change

In how we perceive them, the journey they’re taking

Opportunities were never the same

Not all about effort, but mostly where you grew

What I make in a day can be less than a meal for you

(Less than sustainable, just less than sustainable)

Not because I’m dumb, it’s just so unfair

Cannot get hired, falling in despair

Lost the will to live, looking at the moon

Tons of things I need but nothing to lose

Can’t you ever have mercy on me?

Treading so lightly, you’re always on patrol

‘Cause every time I went sobbing to sleep

What bullies me is never mean to you

What I make in a day can be less than a meal for you

(Less than sustainable, just less than sustainable)

All the food that you waste is just too good for my taste

Not because I’m dumb, it’s just so unfair

Cannot get hired, falling in despair

Lost the will to live, looking at the moon

Tons of things I need but nothing to lose

I was told

That my debt is overdue

If you know

You were just like me, but in a different place you grew

Not because I’m dumb, it’s just so unfair

Cannot get hired, falling in despair

Lost the will to live, looking at the moon

Tons of things I need but nothing to lose

Not because I’m dumb, it’s just so unfair

Cannot get hired, falling in despair

Lost the will to live, looking at the moon

Tons of things I need but nothing to lose

Hi,

So im trying to find an old "someone like you" parody from youtube, there was a chick dressed in a black nightgown or something with a pillow under it, to seem fat, she was singing something like "crazy like you" or "crazy for you" or "fat like you" or "never stop looking for you" or some such, in one scene she was waving a gun around and was basically playing a crazy stalker gf, the accounts name was "white"or"apple" something. Its not much to go on but pls help, cant seem to find it anywhere.

https://youtu.be/43gJb5T0nHY?si=CuFU5EJ-5smOHcHH

Anyone remember the blame on me parody Lyrics went (you Can put the blame on me I was playing the Nintendo Wii and the Xbox 360 was addictive I'm so sorry) tried everywhere and can't find it and no it's not the halo 3 one lol

oh, it’s my favorite drink. I can’t even think every time I taste it. It’s love. I can’t stand it it’s taste the vending machine I face you know what drink I just bought. It’s not Fanta nor Sprite I love this in my sight

Cherry cherry cola is my favorite soda, the taste and bubbles that always fizz Cherry cherry cola it’s the one I rolla when there’s nothing else at the vending machine, I miss Cherry Cherry cola drink it every single day don’t care if it’s Pepsi, Coke, or pepper Cherry cherry cola, taste good with pizza, deep dish, Sicilian or regular

Don’t want no seltzer or lemonade can’t stand Powerade, but Gatorade is OK with one thing don’t want cool blue or punch. I can’t have lunch with nothing but my red soda aid I can’t eat without my fizzy treat to cure my thirst feat

Cherry cherry cola strikes like Aaron Nola Doesn’t fail to make me happy and giddy Cherry cherry cola makes me say viola Every lunch I have it makes me move my feet Cherry cherry cola I love you forever. I will always drink you sometimes with Coke Cherry cherry cola to you to drink you you know how my tongue feels. It makes me dance.

Cherry cherry cola like there’s tomorrow, I love to drink every night and day cherry cherry cola to sip you makes me happy every time when I go to a pizzeria

"Apologies to Gene Wilder" or "Willy Wanka"

**(**to the tune of "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)

[Spoken] 

Surf the web

Be aroused

Hit the search key

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[Sung]

Look with me

You will see

A new world of 

Raw deprivation

Go and gaze

And engage

In some furious masturbation

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We'll proceed

With the deed

‘Cause we read

Tales of  penetration

What you like

Just may be

Domination

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If you want to view a pair that's nice

Just unzip your pants and whack it

Anytime you're horny, fap it

Want  your headphones on?

If  it helps

To jack it

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There is no shame

If you came

To pictures of

Anal exploration

Just be sure

The site's free

Or no credit card fee

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If you have a real nasty vice

In a video with no budget

Try not to harshly judge it

Think no one makes mistakes?

Even ass men

Fudge it

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If a dog

And a frog

Fill the screen with

Animal ejaculation

Look at them

Filled with glee

That is the

Way to be