/r/ParksLikeAnAsshole

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A sub for posting people parking like assholes

Reddit rules apply. (duh)

You don't have to edit license plates.

Aside from that, be excellent to each other.

/r/ParksLikeAnAsshole

1,069 Subscribers

7

Busy parking lot? Screw you!

4 Comments
2024/11/24
21:22 UTC

7

Because the lines are just a suggestion

0 Comments
2024/11/10
01:46 UTC

8

Wouldn’t expect anything less from Tesla drivers 😂

0 Comments
2024/10/22
17:21 UTC

6

BJ’s in Fairfax, VA 22033

0 Comments
2024/07/02
22:23 UTC

7

Nailed it!!!

Just saw this now. The American flag really brings the whole thing home. Murika!!!

3 Comments
2024/06/05
21:35 UTC

15

Magnets!

Because stickers would be considered vandalism, I went ahead and designed some magnets! This one is a hand cut prototype because my Silhouette is being a jerk and not reading registration marks on the heckin shiny vinyl so it won't cut properly, but I wanted to see if these magnet sheets would stick to the metal of cars and they do!

I purposely chose a derpy looking star, and I purposely chose Comic Sans for the font. Maybe I'll make others with increasingly aggressive messages for repeat offenders!

(Maybe I'll sell them, too, and make a hashtag on instagram or something for them too!)

Also taking suggestions for how to make them funnier or better!

1 Comment
2024/05/31
00:08 UTC

5

BJ’s Seabrook nh

0 Comments
2024/02/17
16:52 UTC

5

Bro is literally taking up four different spots….

4 Comments
2024/02/08
13:35 UTC

6

Busy grocery store parking lot parks half regular and half handicap parking

0 Comments
2023/10/22
00:32 UTC

11

Ran into a main character in a packed community center parking lot. She had just parked and was coming out of the car and gives me the “what are you going to do about it?” look.

1 Comment
2023/10/18
01:00 UTC

2

Dick move

Just casually taking up four spaces

0 Comments
2023/09/23
17:17 UTC

8

This guy parked like an AH AND he is in back adding booze to his coffee

Turns out he had dealer plates

1 Comment
2023/07/18
05:43 UTC

12

Dude blasted into the parking lot the wrong way, and immediately parked like this.

1 Comment
2023/05/21
14:50 UTC

8

Florida wanker in NC

0 Comments
2023/05/15
15:37 UTC

15

Is narcissism a disability now? Auckland prick doesn't know how to park make them go viral.

4 Comments
2023/04/14
02:15 UTC

10

Are these people raised specifically to spite those that are civilized and raised well, or are they just entitled ignorant trash that aren't even aware they're shite humans?

1 Comment
2023/03/30
18:46 UTC

11

Nice parking, 370Z Nismhole!

0 Comments
2023/03/22
00:25 UTC

6

It's the special edition Odyssey - I'd park like this too if I had one

0 Comments
2023/03/16
15:08 UTC

5

My other car is a Lamborghini

1 Comment
2023/02/17
01:38 UTC

14

pavement blocking, double yellow line, lights on no one home arse hole

2 Comments
2022/10/25
00:05 UTC

6

Found this in a Starbucks parking lot by Home Depot. People were standing in line to pull in and they didn’t see the need to park within the line.

0 Comments
2022/09/11
23:46 UTC

19

Tried to confront us after this pic saying he "didn't know" how he parked.

1 Comment
2022/08/29
03:23 UTC

4

stay classy

1 Comment
2022/06/30
19:16 UTC

2

stay classy

0 Comments
2022/06/30
17:42 UTC

10

The security guard at my Costco parks like this while he’s on shift in his work car

1 Comment
2022/06/13
23:57 UTC

12

Spotted in a packed parking lot in Folsom, CA.

2 Comments
2022/05/30
18:16 UTC

8

At the local grocery store

At the local grocery store. Far from the worst one shared in this sub, but still, how hard is it to not park like an asshole?

https://preview.redd.it/dezt9qr9up191.jpg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbcc49491394b753efefed50b7c6f95b1e6961e0

1 Comment
2022/05/26
00:25 UTC

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