Of course I couldn’t fit every title I own on display, only the cream of the crop. The only one I had to settle on was Thriller. It’s not a real movie and mostly music, but I couldn’t find my copy of Michael (1996, 135 minutes). So I opted for Thriller.

Mainly because John Landis really MUST be represented. Most directors like to call themselves auteurs but Landis killed children and a veteran actor for the sake of making what I, and many others, think is one of the best films of the ‘80s.

Also if you look closely you’ll note I did tag the shelf edge with the pertinent info that these are ALL five baggers and needn’t be questioned. My wife says it looks janky but she also thinks the Victorville Archives is “the stupidest thing she’s ever heard of” and that Gregg Tarkington is “Not a film expert, and neither and I [Me].”

She’s entitled to her opinions, but not to my popcorn or my movie expertise. 

For all my film experts waiting for the list of films represented here, wait no more. We have: 

Don’t Look Now

8 1/2 (Tim hated this one)

Haxan 

Eraserhead

Inland Empire 

Muholland Drive (it was almost a tv show, thank god that didn’t happen and Lynch didn’t go back to wasting his talents on the small screen).

Blue Velvet (Tim really seemed to identify with Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth in this, which really upset my neighbors. But some people just don’t understand passion for film).

The Royal Tenenbaums

Possessor

Funny Games

Irma Vep

Citizen Kane

Portrait of a Lady on Fire

La Haine.

Total Recall

Mortal Kombat 

Thriller (de facto addition for Landis’s dedication to ignore safety precautions in lieu of movie magic)

Wild At Heart

Batman

Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

And if you look closely you’ll see The Sopranos Seasons 1-4. I started season 1 some weeks back to prove to my wife that even the most lauded television show of all time is not worth watching because it’s not a movie. 

I’m now up to season four and of course I still hate it… uhh… but through some kind of, I dunno HBO sorcery, I legitimately cannot take my eyes off it. The characters are so well developed. The story is dense yet so captivating. I just can’t imagine how someone came up with such a captivating universe that I never want to leave. I just want to live with these characters for the rest of my life. 

But still, of course, it’s terrible because TV by nature is absolutely a subpar medium. So I do hate the Sopranos. So much in fact I’m probably going to watch it again and again to remind myself why I don’t watch this kinda crap.

Anyway hope you like my display. 

<div class="md"><p>Of course I couldn’t fit every title I own on display, only the cream of the crop. The only one I had to settle on was Thriller. It’s not a real movie and mostly music, but I couldn’t find my copy of Michael (1996, 135 minutes). So I opted for Thriller.</p>

<p>Mainly because John Landis really MUST be represented. Most directors like to call themselves auteurs but Landis killed children and a veteran actor for the sake of making what I, and many others, think is one of the best films of the ‘80s.</p>

<p>Also if you look closely you’ll note I did tag the shelf edge with the pertinent info that these are ALL five baggers and needn’t be questioned. My wife says it looks janky but she also thinks the Victorville Archives is “the stupidest thing she’s ever heard of” and that Gregg Tarkington is “Not a film expert, and neither and I [Me].”</p>

<p>She’s entitled to her opinions, but not to my popcorn or my movie expertise. </p>

<p>For all my film experts waiting for the list of films represented here, wait no more. We have: </p>

<p>Don’t Look Now</p>

<p>8 1/2 (Tim hated this one)</p>

<p>Haxan </p>

<p>Eraserhead</p>

<p>Inland Empire </p>

<p>Muholland Drive (it was almost a tv show, thank god that didn’t happen and Lynch didn’t go back to wasting his talents on the small screen).</p>

<p>Blue Velvet (Tim really seemed to identify with Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth in this, which really upset my neighbors. But some people just don’t understand passion for film).</p>

<p>The Royal Tenenbaums</p>

<p>Possessor</p>

<p>Funny Games</p>

<p>Irma Vep</p>

<p>Citizen Kane</p>

<p>Portrait of a Lady on Fire</p>

<p>La Haine.</p>

<p>Total Recall</p>

<p>Mortal Kombat </p>

<p>Thriller (de facto addition for Landis’s dedication to ignore safety precautions in lieu of movie magic)</p>

<p>Wild At Heart</p>

<p>Batman</p>

<p>Terminator 2: Judgement Day.</p>

<p>And if you look closely you’ll see The Sopranos Seasons 1-4. I started season 1 some weeks back to prove to my wife that even the most lauded television show of all time is not worth watching because it’s not a movie. </p>

<p>I’m now up to season four and of course I still hate it… uhh… but through some kind of, I dunno HBO sorcery, I legitimately cannot take my eyes off it. The characters are so well developed. The story is dense yet so captivating. I just can’t imagine how someone came up with such a captivating universe that I never want to leave. I just want to live with these characters for the rest of my life. </p>

<p>But still, of course, it’s terrible because TV by nature is absolutely a subpar medium. So I do hate the Sopranos. So much in fact I’m probably going to watch it again and again to remind myself why I don’t watch this kinda crap.</p>

<p>Anyway hope you like my display. </p>
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I got so wrapped up in putting together my recording studio, I forgot there was a reason I mounted a tv/blu ray player/and VCR in here (3 pics)

First they denied “Hobbit” oscers and now they deni its existence. Calling all Hobbitheads to proteast against “Obverser”

Why did Jack Lemon drop out of "The Lemon Drop Kid"(1951, 91 Minutes)? It was clirly named after him, and it definitly changes the movie quality knowing Bob Hop should be Jack lemon.(still a 5 bagger though).

Glad to see the runtimes of these movies going up! Surely a nod to Mr Feratu himself

Greggheads rejoice!  Signs pointing to Sherlock Gnomes 2, and perhaps a public apology!

Sorry tried to find the info myself and couldn’t.  Is it just at some point in December or is there an actual date?

<div class="md"><p>Sorry tried to find the info myself and couldn’t.  Is it just at some point in December or is there an actual date?</p>
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When exactly is season 15 premiering?

Obsessed with Vertigo

The Original On Cinema: On Location??

This is shaping up to be a clear cut 6 bagger. In a tip of the cap to Tim, Bob Dillion also fell of a hog 

An Inconvenient Truth (2006, 96min)

Legosi or Long Chaney?????

<div class="md"><p>Gemini is woke unfortunately. </p>
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The Gerggheads have infiltrated Google. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/abandoned/s/SMk3sKdBlD

<div class="md"><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/abandoned/s/SMk3sKdBlD">https://www.reddit.com/r/abandoned/s/SMk3sKdBlD</a></p>
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How can a movie theater be abandoned? I wonder if they sold the VCR projectors 

TIL: Tim Allen's real name is Time Alien

<div class="md"><p>I’m starting to get worried. </p>
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So it’s December and I’ve been on Hei furiously hitting refresh for the new season and nothing 

With movies like old Tom Crude in them, you can’t loose

VHS-what the heck do I do with these?!?

Tim Burton says he’ll collaborate with John E. Depp again

"...and that's like a turkey dinner"

Max Eucompco, coming to us from…Best Buy. 

This guy unintentionally imitation of Grey is pretty funny.

He even has a similar intro.

<div class="md"><p>This guy unintentionally imitation of Grey is pretty funny.</p>

<p>He even has a similar intro.</p>
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Meet Jason Rzucidio the car buff!

Didn't know Tim had expanded from vapes to edibles!

<div class="md"><p>Didn&#39;t know Tim had expanded from vapes to edibles!</p>
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Our Little Secret (2024, 101 Minutes) is part of the OCATC universe

<div class="md"><p>Asking for a friend. </p>
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Which of these movies is set in lib-rule san Francisco? 

The anti-cinema bias is unbearable... and no mention of VHS. Shame!

Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington on Vaping, Fighting Corruption, and more: The First Time

<div class="md"><p><a href="https://youtu.be/Lc3GHN6J9dM?si=">https://youtu.be/Lc3GHN6J9dM?si=</a></p>
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Clasic On Cinema interview in glorious Casablancaesque black and white 

When you have popcorn buckets with Tom Cruise in them. You can't lose. 

Willem de Kooning's 'News', obviously a tip of the hat to the Wesley Snipes Expendables 3 poster. Great seeing the movies inspire modern art like this.

Great to see other buffs providing expertise on cinema!

Just another Decker clone

You have the right to strike them if they disobey you

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First they denied “Hobbit” oscers and now they deni its existence. Calling all Hobbitheads to proteast against “Obverser”

Glad to see the runtimes of these movies going up! Surely a nod to Mr Feratu himself

When exactly is season 15 premiering?

The Original On Cinema: On Location??

This is shaping up to be a clear cut 6 bagger. In a tip of the cap to Tim, Bob Dillion also fell of a hog

An Inconvenient Truth (2006, 96min)

Legosi or Long Chaney?????

The Gerggheads have infiltrated Google.

How can a movie theater be abandoned? I wonder if they sold the VCR projectors

So it’s December and I’ve been on Hei furiously hitting refresh for the new season and nothing

With movies like old Tom Crude in them, you can’t loose

VHS-what the heck do I do with these?!?

Tim Burton says he’ll collaborate with John E. Depp again

"...and that's like a turkey dinner"

Max Eucompco, coming to us from…Best Buy.

Meet Jason Rzucidio the car buff!

Our Little Secret (2024, 101 Minutes) is part of the OCATC universe

Which of these movies is set in lib-rule san Francisco?

Clasic On Cinema interview in glorious Casablancaesque black and white

Willem de Kooning's 'News', obviously a tip of the hat to the Wesley Snipes Expendables 3 poster. Great seeing the movies inspire modern art like this.

VHS-what the heck do I do with these?!?

Great to see other buffs providing expertise on cinema!

Just another Decker clone

You have the right to strike them if they disobey you