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Where can i find hookers in Kathmandu heard you can find them through hotels any hotel names??
aaunuhos sathiharu, r/bhattii ma hami sabai milera pseudo-intellectual guff haanau with as many logical fallacies as we like. dukha sukha ka kura ni garaula. yaad rakhun yi mug r/Nepal ka mods harule.
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ma ta ban chaina hai
i ran into sisan baniya once at a resort in dhulikhel. he was there to shoot some video. i used to watch him before he had like 2k subs so seeing him in person was a different feeling. but i didnt want to bother him so i jus went on wit my own thing. but our eyes met a couple times. so i said fuck it and approached him for a selfie. he looked really tall, dark and handsome upclose and his luscious hair smelt really great. my head accidentally touched his chest while posing for the selfie and saying it felt like that of a real mard is an understatement. he was also nice enough to bend his knees to adjust to my height because I'm a bit short. i thanked him for the selfie and he said welcome with a big smile.
some time later, me and my friends were at the swimming pool and then he came to us and asked if one of us could hold his camera for him while he swimmed. he was really nice about it so i was like ok alright sure. but as someone who'd never touched a single camera, i felt really nervous and dropped the camera into the swimming pool. that moment felt like the end of it all. i started thinking all sorts of things. what if he makes me buy a new one? i definitely cant afford it. will i have to sell both of my kidneys for it? will i have to spend years paying EMI for his camera?
my whole life was flashing before my eyes when suddenly he came to me with the camera in his hand and said it's okay as it is waterproof. i still said sorry and laughed nervously. he assured me that it's really okay and asked me if I wanted to give it another go. i said why not and held the camera properly this time. he seemed really pleased with the shot and said thank you and gave me 1000 rs for holding his camera. i hesitated at first but i had to accept it because he kept insisting. he then did a little handshake and patted me on my back while saying "see you later, bro". one of the best moments of my life. true story.