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03:31 UTC
Classy post from Al-Spongebob
03:27 UTC
Al-Shaair (formerly Al-Qaeda) warns of another terror attack. Accordingly, Fox News has elevated the Terror Threat Level to orange
03:05 UTC
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02:57 UTC
Thoroughly Outjerked by this fucking bum getting 8 years of eligibility
02:48 UTC
asked a fellow jerker for girl advice
02:08 UTC
Trevor Lawrence’s assassin threatens to play more football
02:05 UTC
02:04 UTC
outjerked by r/tennis
01:59 UTC
United Healthcare CEO if Daniel Jones was the shooter
00:04 UTC
Some Raider Fan reported me about H**** R**** plz decode
23:57 UTC
Leaked footage of mahomes and colinsworth
23:41 UTC
Falcons fans don’t get nearly enough hatred
23:19 UTC
Outjerked by fake Steelers fan
23:13 UTC
Who do we think posted this?
22:50 UTC
I'm a man ...
22:44 UTC
Rare religous jerk
22:36 UTC
Arrested Development Narrator: it was dak and bust
22:26 UTC
BREAKING: NFL Suspends Trevor Lawrence Remainder Of Season For Sliding Late Into Texans' Az Al Shaiir's Forearms
22:16 UTC
Horniest Coach of the year?
21:42 UTC
Trevor Lawrence slid into that hit
21:18 UTC
Schefter has one of the Epsteins in his fantasy league
21:10 UTC
Is this a jerk?💦
20:28 UTC
Mike McDaniel visiting UnitedHealth after receiving Tua’s invoice.
19:27 UTC
How much more hair should Sirianni remove to increase team performance?
As we all know, the reason the eagles have been succeeding lately is a byproduct of what's being called the 'Reverse Samson' effect. Shaving his head over the bye week has put the eagles on an eight-game tear with no signs of letting up.
The question is: how much more hair can he remove in order to increase this output of devil magic? Is it simply the act of cutting his hair that fulfills the terms of his Faustian bargain, giving him a single flat boost? Or is it a sliding scale, with greater efficiency depending on the percentage of his body covered in hair?
Since there's nothing to lose by assuming the latter, I propose Sirianni strip increasing amounts of body hair from his body in the coming weeks to assess the results of this dark practice. Ideally, he would be completely smooth and frictionless by late January.
19:07 UTC
Jags fan pleads the Colts to fuck his wife!
18:59 UTC
Crowdsourcing my responses
Just a chill guy hanging out jerking a scammer, help me cook up some replies.
18:44 UTC
Outjerked by this fucking Aaron Rodgers documentary
18:09 UTC
Buddy it’s time to get a real job u bum
17:49 UTC