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Giants vs panthers
Who waking up early for this bs lol š
03:55 UTC
Are the Panthers on the come up??
03:41 UTC
I have an idea for when injuries happen
If a player is injured and laying down on the field for more than 5 seconds, everyone in the stadium has to be quiet and they play The Undertakerās theme song. The injured player then has until the end of the undertakers theme song (about six minutes) to sit straight up, just like how The Undertaker did it. or else.
03:21 UTC
The look on my face when someone is giving me a can't miss parlay for the weekend
02:50 UTC
Iāve seen enough Will Levis for MVP. Yāall need to stop sleeping on the GOAT
01:29 UTC
The only Cardinal who could catch his teammateās shots
00:30 UTC
Damn, and I thought Chris Jones was bigš„µš
23:32 UTC
Cowboys Set Another Record this Season
21:16 UTC
All in my ass
21:05 UTC
Ben got his tribute video on College GameDay.
17:28 UTC
A vintage outjerking
16:02 UTC
āThank you for everything, Coachāš¤
Thank you for losing the election Coach, please fuck my wife and run a pick 6 on her š Reddit on!
06:52 UTC
"Oh my god guys it's so hard being richer than 99% of the population and being a stay at home mom while my husband works long hours plz feel bad for me while I wipe my tears with money I'm devastated"
Fr Zacs wife can miss me with this shit boo fucking hoo your biggest problem is you don't get to spend time together... for 99.99% of the rest of the population our biggest problem is fucking staying alive and not dying of something easily preventable that your unfathomable money would fix in 2 seconds (yes I'm talking about healthcare and the general cost of living)
05:09 UTC
What do these bums even do?
05:02 UTC
This bum will never be anything in the NFL
02:44 UTC
How Attractive is Drake Maye?
Drake Maye has a strong, masculine face with solid proportions that align with the Golden Ratio, which is key to his overall attractiveness. His facial symmetry is excellent, with well-balanced features that create a harmonious look. The jawline is chiseled and square, giving him a strong, confident appearance that is often associated with leadership.
His cheekbones are moderately pronounced, adding structure without making his face appear too harsh. The eyes are deep-set with a confident, engaging gaze, and their slight distance adds to his symmetry. While his eyes aren't strikingly unique, they fit perfectly with the rest of his features, giving him a balanced, natural appeal.
Drake's nose is straight and proportional, complementing his well-defined lips. His smile is warm, with a subtle Cupidās bow, enhancing his approachability. His skin is clear and youthful, and his grooming is clean and effortless, which elevates his overall attractiveness.
In summary, Drake Maye embodies the "All-American" lookāathletic, confident, and approachableāwith facial features that are naturally balanced and appealing. His facial structure projects both strength and charm, making him a standout in terms of facial aesthetics. Combined with his celebrity status as a star NFL quarterback, he has the maximum SMV of 10/10.
02:10 UTC
On the cusp of his 3rd MVP, This Ravens fan wants someone a bit classier
01:44 UTC
Heās done it again
00:52 UTC
After watching the Buccs game I'm positive this is a facemask penalty, but do those rules change in the Superbowl like overtime did?
22:54 UTC
-Guy who's was destined to work in real estate for 40 years before Belichick drafted him
22:50 UTC
I spent my life savings to build a fantasy football drafting game
20:40 UTC
Sheās saying what weāre thinking every day š
20:05 UTC
Straightest r/NFLv2 user
19:24 UTC
Outjerked by cooking subreddit
Nowhere is safe for Cowboys fans.
18:00 UTC
Signing āThey not like usā is going to hit different after Trump deports all illegals. Yāall ready for the half time show?
17:29 UTC
Outjerked by LASIK
15:46 UTC
When you finally have a good TNF game
15:19 UTC