You think we'd forget so easily your sport franchise record? All within a year no less 😭 your city is the meme

To any out of division pussy that wanna go after any of us

It’s a damn shame that other divisions like the afc west get to make so many memes about whatever evil crime the chiefs have recently perpetrated, while we are stuck here making the same jokes we’ve been making since the season ended. I’m tired of our law abiding and upstanding players with their stupid charities and good press in local news. However, I am not a man who will sit around idly and complain, I’ve devised a few solutions to give us content to meme about.

1. Frame a player for a crime:

It might even improve a players reputation if it’s something cool like robbing a bank or treason. If there are any police officers on this sub, we could have one of you plant drugs on a player during a routine traffic stop. Giants fans, see if this can somehow get you out of the Daniel Jones contract.

2. Gaslight a player into thinking it’s the purge:

We’d need to identify a player who will actually take full advantage of the purge. Maybe Brian Robinson wants revenge on those guys who shot him? Micah Parsons seems like a loose cannon, maybe he will try to lick somebodies feet or something.

3. Get somebody to sneeze on a Giants offensive lineman:

Don’t think of it as murder, think of it as ending his misery.

4. Convince the DMW locals that Emmanuel Forbes is slenderman:

One time I when I was hungry I thought he was 5 pretzel sticks

5. If we kill Sean Desai surely Sirianni will at least be brought in for questioning.

Choking hazard warning label needed.