BBL Paul in Dune Part 3 or don’t fucking release it.

What’s yours?

You're probably wondering why I'm so steamed about all those woke kids out there, and whether it has anything to do with the production process behind my new movie Unfrosted. Well, you'd be absolutely right! You see, due to studio interference I was forced to cut the ending which I originally envisioned for the movie, and which I think you'll agree would have been much better than what we ended up going with. What was supposed to happen was that we'd cut to the mid-90s and see me, Jerry Seinfeld, no longer in character, getting on a plane to Serbia carrying a box of pop tarts. I'd then arrive at the home of notorious war criminal Ratko Mladić, knock on the door, hand the pop tarts over to Ratko and say "I gotta say buddy, I love your work". I'd then do a Ryan Gosling in The Big Short-style fourth wall break where I turn to camera and say "This actually happened, and I was right to do this", and then the movie would end. Of course, this was too real and dangerous for the overprivileged college kids who are holding all of our movie studios hostage right now and so we never even got to film it. You better believe I was peeved about that! Hopefully this about wraps things up - I think you'll agree that I'm totally within my rights to be angry and will ultimately be vindicated by cinema history.