A safe haven for the disciples of Quentopher Nolantino to practice freely without the persecution of /u/girafa (DAE Mods are literally fascists?).

If you enjoy MCJ, you may also enjoy /r/Dunkirk, /r/dadmovies, and /r/JamesBondcirclejerk. Alternatively you can rant about /r/movies at /r/IDontLikeRMovies and /r/IHateRMovies. Or just go back to /r/movies, you fuckin' Oscar bait-making pleb.

The docking scene from Interstellar

Resources

THE RULES

No. Strings. On. Me.

• MCJ Anthem
• The Wiki
• Roger Ebert reviews Interstellar
• A guide to Interstellar being an underrated gem
• Most mindfucking week in MCJ history
• The Interview patriotism
• An open letter to Christopher Nolan
• Fascist mod drama
• April Fools' Day 2015
• There are only 5 types of people who watch movies
• t3h N0laN oF d00m and t3h FiLmAKER oF d00m
• That time /r/movies accidentally went to war with /r/ledootgeneration
• Leo wins an Oscar
• /r/movies becomes a Daisy Ridley-themed subreddit on April Fools' Day 2016
• That time /r/movies thought their precious BvS posts were being censored
• Zod's snapped neck: 1, 2, 3, 4
• Ghostbusters embargo is lifted
• The Snyder's Prayer and Jahns 19
• Nicolas Cage's Filmography for Dummies
• BvS: A Misunderstood Feminist Masterpiece
• The D.E.N.I.S. System
• Friendship ended with CHRIS. Now DENIS is my best friend

Image Macros

ORIGINAL THREAD

Complete list.

Vocab:

Jegel (JGL) - noun. a single unit of mindfuck

Base scaling:

Transformers :: Zero JGLs
Looperception :: 350 JGLs
The Shining :: 750 JGLs
Fight Club :: 1000 JGLs
Fight Club :: 1001 JGLs
Interstellar:: 2001 JGLs

Examples: "12 Monkeys was like 50 JGLs of Mindfuckery." and "tree fiddy jegels? shieeeeeet gotta be mo liek fo hundred brah"

Pretentious - adjective. Any movie made before (1994) that isn't in color. Movies made by Nicolas Roeg are also automatically pretentious. Movies that aren't Superhero movies are automatically pretentious too.

Example: "Why are you watching pretentious bullshit like Jean-Luc Godard movies?"

SPOILER TAGS

For spoilery stuff use:

[Spoilers](#s "NOLAN IS JESUS")

And it will look like

Spoilers