/r/ModelWHPress
/r/ModelWHPress is a place for the Press Room of /r/ModelUSGov. In the spirit of the free press, the White House Press Room retains total transparency.
/r/ModelWHPress is a place for the Press Room of /r/ModelUSGov. In the spirit of the free press, the White House Press Room provides the public with the latest communications from the White House.
The President of the United States | /u/Ninjjadragon |
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The Vice President | /u/SELDOM237 |
Chief of Staff | /u/IcyHelicopter |
Press Secretary | /u/Spacedude2169 |
Secretary of State | VACANT |
Secretary of the Treasury | VACANT |
Secretary of Defense | VACANT |
Attorney General | VACANT |
Secretary of the Interior | VACANT |
Secretary of Health and Human Services | VACANT |
Updated 8/14/2020
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Happy Valentine's Day to the Nation! When a vacancy arises in the highest Court in our land, the President has the awesome responsibility of filling such vacancies with candidates qualified to adjudicate the great matters brought before the Honorable Supreme Court and steward the Constitution from any adverse influences. Today, two seats and the Chief Justiceship are left vacant as the Honorable Chief Justice SHOCKULAR and the Honorable Justice Dewey Cheatem retire from the Court to pursue other ambitions. I hope that these qualified candidates will be confirmed by the Senate as soon as possible so the Court can get to its constitutional business of adjudication. Here are the nominees for the position of Chief Justice and two Associate Justices of the Supreme Court:
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
I hereby nominate Associate Justice Dobs (u/Reagan0) to fill the vacancy of the Chief Justice on the Supreme Court.
Justice Dobs has a long record for justice. He was an associate justice on the Dixie Supreme Court for a very long time before being elevated to the position of Associate Justice in this Court. As Associate Justice, he was an integral part of cases defending the fundamental rights and civil liberties of the American citizenry and well known for his concurrences and dissents that raise interesting constitutional and legal questions that provide opportunities for the cultivation of a more enriched body of constitutional law. I hope Justice Dobs will be quickly confirmed by the Senate to his new rightful role.
Associate Justice of the Supreme Court
I hereby nominate State Justice Icy Helicopter (u/IcierHelicopter) to fill one of the Associate Justice vacancies on the Supreme Court.
Justice Icy Helicopter has an unimpeachable record in the legal realm. He fought for the rights and dignities of the American people in private practice and continues to fight for them as he serves as one of the Associate Justices of the Supreme Court of the Republic of Fremont. He recused himself from his role as Justice to passionately argue for the preservation of normal family relations in front of the state high court. I hope Justice Helicopter will be swiftly confirmed by the Senate to a role he very much deserves.
Associate Justice of the Supreme Court
I hereby nominate Senator John Roberts (u/JohnGRobertsJr) to fill one of the Associate Justice vacancies on the Supreme Court.
Senator John Roberts has great experience studying the law for many years. In addition, he has been a well-known political figure, with tons of experience as a legislator and Lieutenant Governor in the Great State of Dixie and as a Senator representing that state. He has proven his ability to work with members of both parties to reach good compromise and favorable outcomes for all, and I hope that he will bring some of that spirit to the Court. I hope Senator Roberts will be duly confirmed by the Senate to this new undertaking.
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Thank you, God bless you all, and God bless the United States of America!
Right, good day everybody!
It's that time of the week, let's go for a Briefing. I will be answering questions on everything and anything. We shall now have a press briefing that shall last for 72 hours. Please ask questions.
P.S. Sorry for not having one for so long, life was busy and this slipped!